View Full Version : Elizabeth Berkley
sovereignstar
01-22-2005, 08:37 PM
Has her career fascinated me this much?
Oh.. I'm watching a Lifetime movie called Student Seduction (http://imdb.com/title/tt0362761/) right now.
Macho pig!
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-22-2005, 08:45 PM
You're watching a movie on the Chick Channel? That's just sad.
sovereignstar
01-22-2005, 08:46 PM
You're watching a movie on the Chick Channel? That's just sad.
:(
Buccaneer
01-22-2005, 08:48 PM
He's waiting to see of she, you know, starts using a pole or something.
CamEdwards
01-22-2005, 08:49 PM
I'm watching Anaconda right now. I want to hire Kari Wuhrer as the nanny of my twins. horrendous movie but she's yummy.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-22-2005, 08:51 PM
He's waiting to see of she, you know, starts using a pole or something.
It's Lifetime, not Spike TV. He'll be waiting a while.:)
Honolulu_Blue
01-22-2005, 09:08 PM
I'm watching Anaconda right now. I want to hire Kari Wuhrer as the nanny of my twins. horrendous movie but she's yummy.
Mmmm... Kari Wuhrer... Mmmm....
SirFozzie
01-22-2005, 09:10 PM
The Lifetime Channel.. where anything with a dick is bad.
Buccaneer
01-22-2005, 09:11 PM
It's Lifetime, not Spike TV. He'll be waiting a while.:)
Somehow I felt aroused by your post.
Ragone
01-22-2005, 09:12 PM
The Lifetime Channel.. where anything with a dick is bad.
I believe you meant Oxygen..
SirFozzie
01-22-2005, 09:15 PM
I see all the stories about how they're creating special channels aimed at a Gay/Lesbian audience..
Why.. we already got Lifetime and Oxygen.. they might as well put it on a special tier on DirecTV...
They'd call it the "We want to turn your woman into a lesbian" package.
Buccaneer
01-22-2005, 09:17 PM
I see all the stories about how they're creating special channels aimed at a Gay/Lesbian audience..
Why.. we already got Lifetime and Oxygen.. they might as well put it on a special tier on DirecTV...
They'd call it the "We want to turn your woman into a lesbian" package.
You know, I had wondered about that since my wife is into Lifetime. But thank god she constantly flips over to CMT to see if Keith Urban is on.
Pumpy Tudors
01-22-2005, 09:17 PM
Has her career fascinated me this much?
Oh.. I'm watching a Lifetime movie called Student Seduction (http://imdb.com/title/tt0362761/) right now.
Macho pig!
sov, please tell me how this movie ends, because I saw the first half of it once, but I didn't get to see the rest. Thanks.
AZSpeechCoach
01-22-2005, 09:20 PM
"Why, in America, is a husband allowed to VIOLATE HIS WIFE'S PERSONAL SPACE?"
cartman
01-22-2005, 09:21 PM
I'm watching Anaconda right now. I want to hire Kari Wuhrer as the nanny of my twins. horrendous movie but she's yummy.
Hey, back off of Kari! I called dibs on her way back in the MTV Remote Control days!!!
sovereignstar
01-22-2005, 09:30 PM
sov, please tell me how this movie ends, because I saw the first half of it once, but I didn't get to see the rest. Thanks.
Sorry. I've been weeping in the bathtub since Farrah made fun of me.
Hey, back off of Kari! I called dibs on her way back in the MTV Remote Control days!!!
Was that before or after she was a VJ? The first time I saw her was 14-15 years ago and I'm pretty sure I called dibs back then.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
01-22-2005, 09:34 PM
Sorry. I've been weeping in the bathtub since Farrah made fun of me.
Maybe you should be watching the Chick Channel.
Suicane75
01-22-2005, 09:35 PM
I had sex with Kari Wuhrer 34 times. How many times? 34 times. I weigh 84 pounds baby, i'll give you sex too.
Suicane75
01-22-2005, 09:38 PM
Thiesen or Berkley? That is the question.
Greyroofoo
01-22-2005, 09:39 PM
Watch the FMVs in Red Alert 2, I think Kari Wuhrer sets some kind of record on finding ways to bending over wearing a low cut top
Suicane75
01-22-2005, 09:41 PM
Thiesen. Not even close.
Exactly.
sovereignstar
01-22-2005, 09:43 PM
Thiesen. Not even close.
Wrong.
DaddyTorgo
01-22-2005, 09:45 PM
Thiesien. Even in the Saved By the Bell days, Thiesien...a million times hotter. Berkely had the big hair and the big nose. Thiesien was the popular girl that everybody wanted to either be with, or be (depending on your gender).
Suicane75
01-22-2005, 09:52 PM
Wrong.
I'm out of order? YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!
Honolulu_Blue
01-22-2005, 10:00 PM
Berkley, hands down. I am not really into Thiesen, too much of a pumpkin head for me.
cartman
01-22-2005, 10:02 PM
The one that played Lisa was pretty cute, but her real life last name was Voorhees. After I found that out, all I could think of was that she was related to Jason.
Suicane75
01-22-2005, 10:13 PM
The one that played Lisa was pretty cute, but her real life last name was Voorhees. After I found that out, all I could think of was that she was related to Jason.
The black girl never did it for me, she seemed like a Silver Spoons outcast caught in a porno movie. I mean the other 2 you knew were sweet, little sex machines even when they were like 12, but Lisa was like something out of Father Knows Best.
Cringer
01-22-2005, 10:34 PM
I say about 75% of the time I would lean towards Theissen, but she has had some not so attractive stages which gives Berkley an in with me....oh yeah, neither of them want me, shit.
Schmidty
01-22-2005, 10:48 PM
Berkley, hands down. I am not really into Thiesen, too much of a pumpkin head for me.
Exactly. I swear her head is shaped exactly like Dora the Explorer.
Pumpy Tudors
01-22-2005, 11:24 PM
sovereignstar, how the hell does the movie end??!!??!
MrBug708
01-22-2005, 11:57 PM
I'm out of order? YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!
You're ALL out of order!
cuervo72
01-23-2005, 12:05 AM
Thiesen or Berkley? That is the question.
Berkley. Jessie was always my favorite.
Wonder if I could buy Showgirls without the wife noticing...
cuervo72
01-23-2005, 12:06 AM
Well, at least she was my favorite at the time...
Cringer
01-23-2005, 12:08 AM
Berkley. Jessie was always my favorite.
Wonder if I could buy Showgirls without the wife noticing...
There has to be some local video store with it on sale for like $5. The local video rental place here is always selling their movies....
cuervo72
01-23-2005, 12:11 AM
The trick is finding 5 minutes that won't be unaccounted for! ;)
EagleFan
01-23-2005, 12:25 AM
She always worked for me because she looks like someone who can just flat out get down and dirty. Like she would not bat an eye about climbing on top of you while you're dirving in bumper to bumper rush hour traffic. Even when she was playing the nice girl in Saved by the Bell, you could just tell she was going to turn into a little sex toy.
ISiddiqui
01-23-2005, 02:43 AM
AC Slater made her go bad. You all know it!
stevew
01-23-2005, 02:45 AM
Thiesen or Berkley? That is the question.
Voorhees
Leonidas
01-23-2005, 06:06 AM
I see all the stories about how they're creating special channels aimed at a Gay/Lesbian audience..
Why.. we already got Lifetime and Oxygen.. they might as well put it on a special tier on DirecTV...
They'd call it the "We want to turn your woman into a lesbian" package.
Call me crazy, but I can definitely see some possible benefits to an all lesbian channel.
Cringer
01-23-2005, 08:59 AM
Just to make a correction, maybe Suica(i)ne can stop connecting her with Jason. Her name is spelled Voorhies. Lark Voorhies
SirFozzie
01-23-2005, 10:28 AM
Call me crazy, but I can definitely see some possible benefits to an all lesbian channel.
that's the problem. It has all the drawbacks of a lesbian orientated channel, with none of the (to guys, at least) benefits.
:D
JeeberD
01-23-2005, 10:37 AM
Thiesen or Berkley? That is the question.
TAT, no doubt about it...
sovereignstar
01-23-2005, 11:28 AM
Berkley. Jessie was always my favorite.
Wonder if I could buy Showgirls without the wife noticing...
I could send it to you in a TCY case.
:)
Calis
01-23-2005, 11:32 AM
"Time! there's never any time!"
What I always remember about Berkley..yeah, I watched too much Saved by the Bell as a kid, but that episode just killed me, so bad.
sovereignstar
01-23-2005, 11:40 AM
"Time! there's never any time!"
What I always remember about Berkley..yeah, I watched too much Saved by the Bell as a kid, but that episode just killed me, so bad.
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm..so....scared!
Pumpy Tudors
01-23-2005, 02:03 PM
HE IS IGNORING ME! AAAUGH! HOW DOES THE MOVIE END?
sovereignstar
01-23-2005, 02:17 PM
sov, please tell me how this movie ends, because I saw the first half of it once, but I didn't get to see the rest. Thanks.
Sorry. I've been weeping in the bathtub since Farrah made fun of me.
I would never ignore you, pumpy. You're my boy!
sovereignstar
01-23-2005, 02:20 PM
Maybe you should ask around here (http://imdb.com/title/tt0362761/board/threads/). I'm sure xoxobabe is just waiting to answer any questions you should have.
:D
Pumpy Tudors
01-23-2005, 02:24 PM
No booty for you, sir. :mad:
sovereignstar
01-23-2005, 02:26 PM
No booty for you, sir. :mad:
Will you still take pic requests?
Pumpy Tudors
01-23-2005, 02:34 PM
Oh, boy, will I ever!
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/3245/dag2.jpg
Pumpy Tudors
03-10-2008, 08:25 AM
This movie came on against yesterday, and I only saw the first half of the shit again. I had to look up the ending on the internet. What a piece of crap.
Pumpy you sure made a mess of things yet again.
Berkley. Jessie was always my favorite.
Wonder if I could buy Showgirls without the wife noticing...
She's topless in "Any given Sunday", though... that's easier to slip by the wife
SirFozzie
03-10-2008, 02:38 PM
The Lifetime Channel.. where anything with a dick is bad.
I see all the stories about how they're creating special channels aimed at a Gay/Lesbian audience..
Why.. we already got Lifetime and Oxygen.. they might as well put it on a special tier on DirecTV...
They'd call it the "We want to turn your woman into a lesbian" package.
Man.. I was harsh.
I was also telling the truth, mind you..
Galaxy
03-10-2008, 03:46 PM
I had sex with Kari Wuhrer 34 times. How many times? 34 times. I weigh 84 pounds baby, i'll give you sex too.
At first, I thought this said Kurt Warner.
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