Debbie Gibson...

[rkmsuf]

NAKED!!!

Ooh doctor, spank me with a spoon.

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Debs is back - and bare!

Debbie could learn a lot from X-Tina
Debbie Gibson, the Britney Spears of the 1980s, is launching her pop comeback by shedding her togs for Playboy. Take note, Christina.


No, there's none of that Kylie-esque targeting of the gay market for Miss Gibson.


Gibson, who is unbelievably still just 34-years-old, has decided that dropping her knick-knacks is the best way to promote her comeback tune, Naked.


We're not sure what came first, the song title or the desire to be photographed in the buff.


Back when Britney and Christina were still in nappies, Debbie was belting how hits like Shake Your Love and Only In My Dreams.


Without wearing chaps or a tight air hostess outfit or anything.


Now it seems she's got with the programme and learned from Britters and Xtina that a bit of flesh-bearing shifts records.


According to the New York Post, the Playboy pics are "very sexy, feminine".


Not grubby and attention-seeking? Shame.

[sachmo71]

DebRAH

[Joe]

evil. you can't post something like that without pics.

[Ryno]

Doesn't sound like the good stuff has been published yet. She's seemed to age rather well looking at this:

hxxp://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb_pics/debbiegibson.jpg

[DanGarion]

http://www.poweredbydan.net/albums/HITIT/HitIT3rdGradeClass.jpg

[sovereignstar]

Yay, another celebrity does Playboy. Bring on the airbrushing and the disappointment that comes with it.

[gottimd]

http://cm.adorablebunnies.com/T/5745/3.4717958163957/UPLOAD/ARCHIVE/2004-Mar-WEEK3/hit%20it%20for%20jesus%20my%20brother.jpg

[rkmsuf]

Yay, another celebrity does Playboy. Bring on the airbrushing and the disappointment that comes with it.

this one is a winner

[JeeberD]

Still living in Tiffany's shadow...

[sovereignstar]

this one is a winner

And your reasons for believing so...?

[gottimd]

http://members.cox.net/post_pics/whfisthitit.jpg

[DanGarion]

http://www.poweredbydan.net/albums/HITIT/lib_hit.jpg

Yes yes, I started it and now Liberache ends it!

[rkmsuf]

And your reasons for believing so...?

Because I need it reeeeaaaaallll bad.

[Eaglesfan27]

Debbie Gibson was my first big celebrity crush that made me recognize girls when I was a kid.

[cthomer5000]

is it wrong that I own Electric Youth on CD?

[sovereignstar]

Debbie Gibson was my first big celebrity crush that made me recognize girls when I was a kid.

Odd.

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214882/Products/8360456.jpg

She was mine.

[Chubby]

Odd.

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214800/214882/Products/8360456.jpg

She was mine.
Clarice is such a babe.

[Kodos]

Wow. This Playboy spread came from Out Of The Blue.

[Radii]

Wow. This Playboy spread came from Out Of The Blue.


UGH. That's worse than the joke my son read to me and oliegirl that was written on his popsicle stick tonight, and that's saying a lot!

[Kodos]

UGH. That's worse than the joke my son read to me and oliegirl that was written on his popsicle stick tonight, and that's saying a lot!

Mission accomplished. :D

[oliegirl]

But if the spread is really hot, I bet you will Shake your Love!

[ISiddiqui]

Thank you Debbie... thank you, thank you ;)

[jbmagic]

Who better Debbie Gibson or Tiffany? :)

[Loren]

Yay, another celebrity does Playboy. Bring on the airbrushing and the disappointment that comes with it.

Gotta side with Sov on this one, I kinda think it's all rather SAD :( plus I never thought she was all that attractive...I mean to me, if someone came up and asked, -heyy you wanna see Debbie Gibson naked?-(and i can appreciate some nakedness) I'd have to seriously think about it and probably cringe a little..
Didnt Tiffany do one several years back after being all religious and stuff? Then the chick from the Go-Go's(now SHEEE had some major airbushing going on :mad: ) so yeah, ill hafta YUKKALLA this thread...

[cuervo72]

Who better Debbie Gibson or Tiffany? :)

Tiffany. Definitely Tiffany.

Not that I'll be complaining about this development.

[stevew]

Tiffany pictoral was okay, she never did much for me. GoGo chick had to be all airbrushed. The chick that played "PamCakes" in Meet the Parents/Fockers is in it this month, she gets an 'eh from me, not that great. She looks almost inhuman.

[DaddyTorgo]

damnit. am i the only guy in the world who will confess to actually listening to Debbie Gibson?? I like a bunch of her songs. *embarassed*

[Joe]

damnit. am i the only guy in the world who will confess to actually listening to Debbie Gibson?? I like a bunch of her songs. *embarassed*


Yep, I think its safe to say you are.

[Schmidty]

damnit. am i the only guy in the world who will confess to actually listening to Debbie Gibson?? I like a bunch of her songs. *embarassed*

That's ok. I have Richard Marx's Greatest Hits on CD. That's much more embarrassing than Debbie Gibson. I mean, at least Debbie has boobies to look at.

[cartman]

Think back to 1989. My high school had a vote to name the school paper. We were a Catholic school, and our mascot was the Vikings. So most of the nominated names were tied to one of those two themes. But no, the incoming freshman class took a "topical" theme to their name. The school had recently expanded, and fish outnumbered the other classes almost two to one. After the vote, the name of the paper became (and still is)... "Out of the Blue"

[Loren]

Think back to 1989. My high school had a vote to name the school paper. We were a Catholic school, and our mascot was the Vikings. So most of the nominated names were tied to one of those two themes. But no, the incoming freshman class took a "topical" theme to their name. The school had recently expanded, and fish outnumbered the other classes almost two to one. After the vote, the name of the paper became (and still is)... "Out of the Blue"

all I can say is... Like, Oh My Gawd

[G-Man]

damnit. am i the only guy in the world who will confess to actually listening to Debbie Gibson?? I like a bunch of her songs. *embarassed*

Though I agree this is sad to see even though I didn't look.

[Suicane75]

all I can say is... Like, Oh My Gawd

Like....Totaly.

[Suicane75]

PB has done good celeb pictorials in the past, not coincidentaly though most of them were of supermodels. Angie, Elle and Carre Ottis come to mind as being very hot, but they all have amazing bodies. The Tiffany spread wasn't that bad, shes got some meat, and I likes me some meat, although the smoothness and roundness was cleary airbrushed.

As far as Debbie goes I have mixed feelings, it probably wont be real good but i'll look anway, I just wish she would of done this when she was 14.

And Electric Youth still rocks, even to this day.

[Suicane75]

Credit where credit's due: that girl had a truly outstanding plastic surgeon. They had me fooled until I saw somewhere that she admitted having work done.

From what I've heard, Playboy's new gameplan is to compete with the FHM-type magaizines by getting celebrities (or former celebrities, in this case) to pose by letting them do topless-only pictorials, e.g. Charisma Carpenter. Not sure how closely they're sticking to that, though - the Teri Polo one in the last issue was surprisingly good.


Teri Polo? :eek: :eek:

[JeffR]

PB has done good celeb pictorials in the past, not coincidentaly though most of them were of supermodels. Angie, Elle and Carre Ottis come to mind as being very hot, but they all have amazing bodies. The Tiffany spread wasn't that bad, shes got some meat, and I likes me some meat, although the smoothness and roundness was cleary airbrushed.

Credit where credit's due: that girl had a truly outstanding plastic surgeon. They had me fooled until I saw somewhere that she admitted having work done.

From what I've heard, Playboy's new gameplan is to compete with the FHM-type magaizines by getting celebrities (or former celebrities, in this case) to pose by letting them do topless-only pictorials, e.g. Charisma Carpenter. Not sure how closely they're sticking to that, though - the Teri Polo one in the last issue was surprisingly good.

[JeeberD]

Teri Polo? :eek: :eek:

Someone's late to the party...

Oh, and PB totally fucked up the Angie Everheart spread, Sui. :mad:

[Suicane75]

Someone's late to the party...

Oh, and PB totally fucked up the Angie Everheart spread, Sui. :mad:

Ok, just got the Teri pics. The eye makeup is way over the top, girl is pretty with a capital P but they had to skank her up for whatever reason.

On the plus side there doesn't appear to be much air brushing and i like her body.

Thirdly, she'll never be as hot as she was as a plump little red head on Sports Night.



And Jeeber, I couldn't disagree with you more about Angies spread, i've needed to acquire like 6 different copies, thats how much i disagree with you.

[DanGarion]

Tiffany pictoral was okay, she never did much for me. GoGo chick had to be all airbrushed. The chick that played "PamCakes" in Meet the Parents/Fockers is in it this month, she gets an 'eh from me, not that great. She looks almost inhuman.
Agreed, I think it's the hair.

[JeffR]

Agreed, I think it's the hair.

On balance, she looked OK to me. What I don't get is, how do you make Chyna look female but screw up the Carpenter, Everhart, and Rachel Hunter pictures?

[Young Drachma]

And Electric Youth still rocks, even to this day.

I have to agree. I'm sure it's somewhere at my parent's house on 33..or maybe on cassette.

Still...this would've been a lot more relevant in say, 1995, rather than 2005.

Sorry Deb...you're late. :)

[cuervo72]

That's ok. I have Richard Marx's Greatest Hits on CD. That's much more embarrassing than Debbie Gibson. I mean, at least Debbie has boobies to look at.

That don't mean nothing.

[Senator]

Debbie Gibson is no Susanna Hoffs.

Wait a minute..... what the hell am I doing in this thread?

[gi]

Like....Totaly.
As if!

[JeeberD]

And Jeeber, I couldn't disagree with you more about Angies spread, i've needed to acquire like 6 different copies, thats how much i disagree with you.

They pissed me off by messing with her hair. I mean, she has the most gorgeous red hair in the world and they're going to fuck it up by putting in extensions...that don't even match her real hair color?!?! Fuckin' idiots...

[Loren]

Debbie Gibson is no Susanna Hoffs.

Wait a minute..... what the hell am I doing in this thread?

oook NOW the Susanna Hoffs of back THEN I would definetly do, no clue what the hell she looks like now. I was a little young then but still :mad: she had that look like she wouldnt mind a good ass slapping or giving one :cool: ill shutup now

oh and I agree with Suicane..I liked the Angie pics, get over the hair..everyone needs a little extra hair especially for pics like these so they do what they can and more than one tone of hair color is GREAT dammnit (i KNOW this). Plus come on, I'm a girl and even I didnt focus much on her head :confused:

[Klinglerware]

oook NOW the Susanna Hoffs of back THEN I would definetly do, no clue what the hell she looks like now.

I saw a Bangles reunion concert on TV a couple of years ago, and Susanna Hoffs still looked pretty damn good.

Incidentally, I was at a "Taste of Boston" (also a couple of years ago), and I was surprised to see Debbie Gibson performing her old songs live there (along with Amber, Gloria Gaynor, and Laura Branigan). After distancing herself from her teeny-bopper years, the Debbie Gibson's been going back to performing her old stuff lately...

As for Laura Branigan, she was awful during that concert--she forgot the words to "Self Control". It was pretty obvious that the years hadn't been kind to her after the 80s. However, it is still pretty sad that she died so young...

[Suicane75]

That video Laura Branigan did in the bodystocking...Self Control I think it was?
Mmmm, mmmmm

[Klinglerware]

That video Laura Branigan did in the bodystocking...Self Control I think it was?
Mmmm, mmmmm

Yes, I believe it was Self Control. I think MTV banned it when it first came out (and when they were still playing videos)...

[Klinglerware]

The video can be found here:

hxxp://www.laurabraniganonline.com/sc20ann.htm

Not completely safe for work. Pretty over-the-top artsy. They sure don't make videos like they did in the 80s...

[Klinglerware]

Hey, I just made varsity. Does this mean that I get to date cheerleaders now?

[Loren]

Hey, I just made varsity. Does this mean that I get to date cheerleaders now?

awww Congratulations...
:(I'm still JV..dont be MEAN TO ME :mad:

[Suicane75]

The video can be found here:

hxxp://www.laurabraniganonline.com/sc20ann.htm

Not completely safe for work. Pretty over-the-top artsy. They sure don't make videos like they did in the 80s...


Well I know how at least 10 minutes of my night tonight are gonna turn out. Thank you very much.

[Bearcat729]

oook NOW the Susanna Hoffs of back THEN I would definetly do, no clue what the hell she looks like now. I was a little young then but still :mad: she had that look like she wouldnt mind a good ass slapping or giving one :cool: ill shutup now



Susanna Hoffs is married to the guy who directed Austin Powers.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800016001&cf=pg&photoid=555003&intl=us

Her at the Meet the Fockers premiere

[Anthony]

Ok, just got the Teri pics. The eye makeup is way over the top, girl is pretty with a capital P but they had to skank her up for whatever reason.

On the plus side there doesn't appear to be much air brushing and i like her body.

Thirdly, she'll never be as hot as she was as a plump little red head on Sports Night.



And Jeeber, I couldn't disagree with you more about Angies spread, i've needed to acquire like 6 different copies, thats how much i disagree with you.

how can you jack to the same pics over and over again? you might as well be married if you're gonna make that kind of commitment to one female. i need fresh stuff all the time.

[Anthony]

Susanna Hoffs is married to the guy who directed Austin Powers.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800016001&cf=pg&photoid=555003&intl=us

Her at the Meet the Fockers premiere


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i'd put Susanna in a chicken costume and make her peck birdseed out of my pubes. that's how bad i want to dominate her. then when it came time to bang i'd grab her tits so hard i'd only stop if she screamed "FUCK ME LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!".

[rkmsuf]

I guess that puts "I'd hit it" to shame.

[cubboyroy1826]

HA that was just too good. Got a good chuckle out of that one.

[PilotMan]

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Now thats just going too far! Disclaimers! How dare you bring disclaimers here!

[TLK]

Does this mean that we will have to wait until 2015 to see Britney in Playboy?

[Ryno]

Does this mean that we will have to wait until 2015 to see Britney in Playboy?
It might not take that long, but it will be well after anyone would want to see her. She's not going to age well and seems to have started the downward spiral already.

[Buccaneer]

how can you jack to the same pics over and over again? you might as well be married if you're gonna make that kind of commitment to one female. i need fresh stuff all the time.
Your "wife" is still a figment of your infantile imagination?

[JeffR]

Does this mean that we will have to wait until 2015 to see Britney in Playboy?

No, going by the Tiffany-Debbie example, it'll be a good 15 years before we see her in Playboy. So figure 2020. In practical terms, that's another 7-8 marriages, a dozen or so kids, three or four failed comebacks, and innumerable surgical prodedures.

[rkmsuf]

Alert! The pics have been leaked to the internet. I repeat, the pics have been leaked to the internet.

[JeeberD]

Time to check my "sources"...

[Tekneek]

Yes, I believe it was Self Control. I think MTV banned it when it first came out (and when they were still playing videos)...

This was banned? I've seen it more than a few times on VH1 Classic over the past few months.

[mhass]

Doesn't sound like the good stuff has been published yet. She's seemed to age rather well looking at this:

hxxp://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb_pics/debbiegibson.jpg
Sorry to quote an old post, but what the HELL is that white thing on top of her head? Will THAT be in Playboy?

[KWhit]

Time to check my "sources"...
I would not be upset if you sent me a PM with a link to them.

:D

[rkmsuf]

If the ones I saw are the real ones it's another disappointment.

[gottimd]

I would not be upset if you sent me a PM with a link to them.

:D

Neither would I.

[rkmsuf]

try fark

[JeeberD]

If the ones I saw are the real ones it's another disappointment.

I only saw a couple, and they weren't so grand...

[Franklinnoble]

Time to check my "sources"...


What are these "sources" that you speak of?

[gottimd]

I only saw a couple, and they weren't so grand...

I would like to verify your opinion.

[3ric]

Nice rear view tho.

[Desnudo]

try fark

Care to elaborate?

[rkmsuf]

fark.com

That's all I'll say.

You can't trick me.

[Desnudo]

From there I've got:

"U.S. trade deficit hits all-time high. That's bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good"

"Britney Spears' marriage may be on the rocks. Guess the double-wide just isn't big enough for both of them anymore"

"Never mind North Korea: Belgium has the bomb"

A-ha!

"Debbie Gibson pics leaked to Internet (not safe for work)"

That middle one is hot. I wonder what the deal is with all the face make-up.

[rkmsuf]

From there I've got:

"U.S. trade deficit hits all-time high. That's bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good"

"Britney Spears' marriage may be on the rocks. Guess the double-wide just isn't big enough for both of them anymore"

"Never mind North Korea: Belgium has the bomb"

A-ha!

"Debbie Gibson pics leaked to Internet (not safe for work)"

That middle one is hot. I wonder what the deal is with all the face make-up.

Hard work pays off.

[sovereignstar]

If the ones I saw are the real ones it's another disappointment.

Yay, another celebrity does Playboy. Bring on the airbrushing and the disappointment that comes with it.

.

[rkmsuf]

You seem strangely pleased.

This way we all lose.

[Hurst2112]

Sorry I missed this one...

I work part time for Oarfin Distribution...an indie record distribution company. We are putting out Debbies single. In return, I get a signed copy of the magazine. hahah.

My boss is in LA right now meeting with her.

By the way, the song sucks ass.

[Desnudo]

Hard work pays off.

I'd always thought hard work was for suckers. Who knew?

[Bearcat729]

fark.com

That's all I'll say.

You can't trick me.



Are you on Total Fark?

[sterlingice]

From there I've got:

"U.S. trade deficit hits all-time high. That's bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good"

"Britney Spears' marriage may be on the rocks. Guess the double-wide just isn't big enough for both of them anymore"

"Never mind North Korea: Belgium has the bomb"

A-ha!

"Debbie Gibson pics leaked to Internet (not safe for work)"

That middle one is hot. I wonder what the deal is with all the face make-up.
Actually, what I really like is that two or three after that was the "Nice Melons" one that had pictures of carved watermelons ;)

SI

[rkmsuf]

Are you on Total Fark?

Since I don't know what that is I guess not.

[Bearcat729]

Since I don't know what that is I guess not.


Total Fark is the pay site of Fark.

Basically it is Fark with every link submitted to the site. You get a chance to see links before they make it to the main page, you also get head starts on photoshop contests. There are also no ads like they have on the main site.

[rkmsuf]

Then no, I am not.

[JonInMiddleGA]

The "We Got Farked" banner on the site with the pics is funny ... and prolly more entertaining than 2 of the 3 pictures (the green top photo ain't too shabby).

[Joe]

she's hot

[Draft Dodger]

a definite meh.

although I like the fact that she didn't feel a need to get implants before posing

[Klinglerware]

This was banned? I've seen it more than a few times on VH1 Classic over the past few months.

Yep. It's amazing how a lot of the stuff considered controversial in the 80s would hardly get a yawn today...

[kcchief19]

I see the preview is now on Playboy.com. For the record, in my youth, I wrote a Weird Al-esque parody called "Lost In Your Thighs." That was around the same time that I also wrote "I Get Sick" to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "I Get Weak."

Man, was I a dork.

[sovereignstar]

Was?

[Franklinnoble]

I see the preview is now on Playboy.com. For the record, in my youth, I wrote a Weird Al-esque parody called "Lost In Your Thighs." That was around the same time that I also wrote "I Get Sick" to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "I Get Weak."

Man, was I a dork.


I'd actually like to see the words to those.

Yes, I'm a dork, too.

[HomerJSimpson]

My name is Puke-a...
I live on the second floor.
I live up stairs from you...
Yes, I think I hit you before.

If you hear something late at night...
Some kind of [Ralph!]
Some kind of [Barf!]

Just don't lo-ok u-u-up!
Just don't lo-ok u-u-up!
Just don't look, u-u-up!