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sovereignstar
01-31-2005, 10:26 PM
Yes! Yes! YES!
Easy Mac
01-31-2005, 10:29 PM
Does anyone else see the irony in a President posting about phone sex?
CamEdwards
01-31-2005, 10:31 PM
heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.
Draft Dodger
01-31-2005, 10:32 PM
wow, he's really lame <----- LOOK SUICANE :p
Desnudo
02-01-2005, 12:49 AM
That could replace thinking about baseball for me.
Franklinnoble
02-01-2005, 06:58 AM
heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.
You are an evil, evil man. :D
rkmsuf
02-01-2005, 08:16 AM
"Elhume, would you loofa my stretch marks?"
JonInMiddleGA
02-01-2005, 08:36 AM
Careful Mr. President, the thread title may get you on the bad side of the parody police.
sachmo71
02-01-2005, 09:21 AM
Did she tape the conversation?
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-01-2005, 09:33 AM
I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.
cuervo72
02-01-2005, 09:46 AM
I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.
Please send your complaint to:
FOFC Thread Title Complaint Department
attn: Samdari
PO BOX 78779
Springfield, VA
Falafel King
02-01-2005, 10:59 AM
heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.
Why in the heck would you try to slander my good name?
Subby
02-01-2005, 11:04 AM
I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-01-2005, 11:06 AM
I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire.
Try fitting in "nice rack" that's always a winner.
cuervo72
02-01-2005, 11:09 AM
Don't forget "squeezed those spongebobs till she cried".
Fritz
02-01-2005, 11:19 AM
i think I just came in my desk drawer
Fritz
02-01-2005, 11:20 AM
again
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-01-2005, 11:53 AM
On a side thought - what woman wants a loofah (or falafel) rubbed all over her nether regions? Loofah's scrub off dead skin cells - they're not exactly made of soft tickling, tingling material. Big turn off.
Fritz
02-01-2005, 12:00 PM
what if you were scabby?
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-01-2005, 12:01 PM
what if you were scabby?
Are you speaking from experience?
Fritz
02-01-2005, 12:15 PM
Are you speaking from experience?
no, I have never had a scabby vagina.
sachmo71
02-01-2005, 12:24 PM
no, I have never had a scabby vagina.
Untrue. Who wants pics?
tanglewood
02-01-2005, 12:54 PM
no, I have never had a scabby vagina.
The use of 'had' in this context needs to be further defined.
Suicane75
02-01-2005, 02:31 PM
I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.
Loren
02-01-2005, 06:06 PM
it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains :rolleyes: but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO...
and why the hell didnt she just hang up :( i think she's sick....
CamEdwards
02-01-2005, 07:02 PM
it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains :rolleyes: but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO...
and why the hell didnt she just hang up :( i think she's sick....
For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame. :D
Draft Dodger
02-01-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.
I now I don't have a nice rack and stuff, but I pointed it out first.
Draft Dodger
02-01-2005, 07:07 PM
For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame. :D
what's your number?
CamEdwards
02-01-2005, 07:11 PM
what's your number?
you don't remember? I thought our time in the Jif was something special!
/runs off crying
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-01-2005, 08:07 PM
I now I don't have a nice rack and stuff, but I pointed it out first.
I think you have a nice rack. You are a DD after all. :p
Draft Dodger
02-01-2005, 09:03 PM
I think you have a nice rack. You are a DD after all. :p
sadly, I actually do have a bit of a rack.
Loren
02-01-2005, 09:37 PM
mmmm man boobies..
ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board :rolleyes: ) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts :mad:
mmmm man boobies..
ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board :rolleyes: ) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts :mad:
You have really spectacular boobs.
Suicane75
02-01-2005, 10:35 PM
Someone better get those babies out of Cams wife pronto.
Loren
02-01-2005, 10:57 PM
You have really spectacular boobs.
Question is..will you loofa them for me :eek:
I think we're missing the main point here... who the fuck uses the phrase "modus operandi" during phone sex??
Suicane75
02-01-2005, 11:06 PM
Question is..will you loofa them for me :eek:
I can't walk again.
Question is..will you loofa them for me :eek:
Yes, with a falafel.
Loren
02-01-2005, 11:13 PM
I can't walk again.
Stopp having no no thoughts about me Suicane, Sov already threatened to bitch slap me :(
OK I refuse to watch O'Reilley soo someone explain this falafel business to me cuz all i know is it's fried chickpea balls, and unless he's taking those in the shower, im thinking it's SOMETHING ELSE :confused: although if it was the food, it would be a little kinkier...
and i hope I dont have nightmares about O'Reilley saying the P-word tonite :( :(
Suicane75
02-01-2005, 11:18 PM
Stopp having no no thoughts about me Suicane, Sov already threatened to bitch slap me :(
OK I refuse to watch O'Reilley soo someone explain this falafel business to me cuz all i know is it's fried chickpea balls, and unless he's taking those in the shower, im thinking it's SOMETHING ELSE :confused: although if it was the food, it would be a little kinkier...
and i hope I dont have nightmares about O'Reilley saying the P-word tonite :( :(
All my thoughts about you are strictly yes, yes. But alas you don't share my love for NKOTB so it could never be. Move on Suicane old chap, move on. :sigh:
duckman
02-01-2005, 11:45 PM
It's not good phone sex without the mentions of midgets and donkeys.
Fritz
02-02-2005, 07:21 AM
For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame.
Cam got lots of practice when he moved to DC
Fritz
02-02-2005, 07:23 AM
dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me
Loren
02-02-2005, 07:26 AM
dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me
thats MEAN :mad:
Fritz
02-02-2005, 07:27 AM
thats MEAN : poutyinaninternetchickkindofway:
deal with it
CamEdwards
02-02-2005, 07:27 AM
Cam got lots of practice when he moved to DC
no kidding.
Fritz
02-02-2005, 07:29 AM
no kidding.
say, when are you guys going to come down and do a remote in hampton roads?
Suicane75
02-02-2005, 11:29 AM
thats MEAN :mad:
Lemme hold you.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-02-2005, 11:32 AM
Lemme hold you.
I think she'd want you to wash your hands first.
Suicane75
02-02-2005, 11:35 AM
I think she'd want you to wash your hands first.
thats MEAN :mad:
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-02-2005, 11:36 AM
thats MEAN :mad:
Yes, yes I am.:D
who has more spectacular boobs? Loren or Farrah?
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-02-2005, 11:43 AM
who has more spectacular boobs? Loren or Farrah?
Suicane.
Arles
02-02-2005, 11:44 AM
who has more spectacular boobs? Loren or Farrah?
I haven't seen Loren, but she has a tall hill(s) to climb to beat out Farrah :cool:
CamEdwards
02-02-2005, 11:46 AM
say, when are you guys going to come down and do a remote in hampton roads?
good question. we're going to be at CPAC here in a few weeks and down in Houston in mid-April for the annual meetings.
I think a better question is: when are we going to Richmond, and is the midget still stripping there? :D
Suicane75
02-02-2005, 11:46 AM
who has more spectacular boobs? Loren or Farrah?
I would need to see a side by side comparison. In a womens prison. On a very humid night.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-02-2005, 11:47 AM
I haven't seen Loren, but she has a tall hill(s) to climb to beat out Farrah :cool:
Ok you can move out of the guest room now. :D
Anthony
02-02-2005, 01:05 PM
Don't forget "squeezed those spongebobs till she cried".
i got that one copywritten, sorry.
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