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cartman
02-02-2005, 03:00 PM
What...

the...

F.....

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Suicane75
02-02-2005, 03:06 PM
Couldn't he just get hooked on pills like a sane person?
Loren
02-02-2005, 03:13 PM
OMG that's gotta burn :(
CamEdwards
02-02-2005, 04:03 PM
do you speak from experience?
Suicane75
02-02-2005, 04:06 PM
do you speak from experience?

Yeah, it may be the same as far as social festivities go but the high is much better.

Oh, were you talking to Loren?
CamEdwards
02-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Yeah, it may be the same as far as social festivities go but the high is much better.

Oh, were you talking to Loren?

nope. If you've got the sherry I've got the peanut butter.
Suicane75
02-02-2005, 04:17 PM
nope. If you've got the sherry I've got the peanut butter.

Down boy. How much longer till it's due?
BigJohn&TheLions
02-02-2005, 04:58 PM
nope. If you've got the sherry I've got the peanut butter.

Well you would need the sherry to get the peanut putter thru the funnel...
McSweeny
02-02-2005, 05:13 PM
hangin' out in long beach.a lil' party in the sun,
but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore.
you got a new jive.
all your friends are getting weird.
ahhh!
it goes,
"you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up.
no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets.

they say it ain't a party til the party enema,
the party enema.

you get a funnel tube, pour in a 40 oz.
pull down your clothes,
touch your toes.
get a hose,
hold your nose.
its a party hat.
forget the beer bong.
forget the nitrous shots.

it goes
"you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up.
no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets.
they say it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema.
the party enema, the party enema.
the party enema, the party enema.
BigJohn&TheLions
02-02-2005, 07:49 PM
"Honey... I can't drink my sherry with this sore throat. What can I do?"

"Well, I could jam a bottle or two up your ass and fill your colon with delicious alcohol..."
Glengoyne
02-02-2005, 07:57 PM
Wow, I have the strange feeling this might start some kind of trend.
BigJohn&TheLions
02-02-2005, 07:59 PM
...rectum? Shit, it killed him!
JeeberD
02-02-2005, 11:38 PM
Peanut butter is The Afoci's bit, Cam. You need to find your own vice... ;)