Poli
02-14-2005, 04:40 PM
1. If you have to go to the bathroom, you can go to the bathroom. No questions asked.
2. You'll never have to go port and starboard on the fryer.
3. Better pay.
4. The ability to quit!
5. McDonald's doesn't deploy.
6. They have actual janitors.
7. No McDrills.
8. The grill breaks....You CALL someone to fix it.
9. No time at McDonald's will you hear your boss give a 30 minute dissertation over the P.A. on the importance of being at the register 15
minutes early.
10. McDonald's will eventually fire the ***REALLY*** stupid employees.
11. If McDonald's catches fire, you leave.
12. Someone else makes the water.
13. Personnel inspection requirements are written on the door. (no shirt, no shoes, no service)
14. At McDonald's, dislocating your shoulder is not considered getting the "good deal"
15. If you want to buy your boss a beer, thats okay.
16. There is no Uniform Code of McDonald's Justice to deal with.
17. No one will wake you at 2 in the morning to start the grill.
18. Chances of you getting called back after you get off work are pretty damn slim.
19. $2.99 is a meal price, not a daily wage at McDonalds
20. You don't have to go single register operations if someone spills a Coke.
21. McDonald's doesn't require a 24 hour Shutdown Register Operator and a McRoving Watch.
22. You don't have to come in to work at 7am only to wait around for an hour for your boss to tell you things you already knew.
23. If you burn a hamburger, they won't take away half a month's pay for two months and restrict you to the playground.
24. You don't have to take apart the shake machine once a quarter, JUST BECAUSE.
25. You scrub the floors because it's dirty, not because it's Wednesday.
26. ALL of the articles of the Constitution apply to you at McDonald's.
2. You'll never have to go port and starboard on the fryer.
3. Better pay.
4. The ability to quit!
5. McDonald's doesn't deploy.
6. They have actual janitors.
7. No McDrills.
8. The grill breaks....You CALL someone to fix it.
9. No time at McDonald's will you hear your boss give a 30 minute dissertation over the P.A. on the importance of being at the register 15
minutes early.
10. McDonald's will eventually fire the ***REALLY*** stupid employees.
11. If McDonald's catches fire, you leave.
12. Someone else makes the water.
13. Personnel inspection requirements are written on the door. (no shirt, no shoes, no service)
14. At McDonald's, dislocating your shoulder is not considered getting the "good deal"
15. If you want to buy your boss a beer, thats okay.
16. There is no Uniform Code of McDonald's Justice to deal with.
17. No one will wake you at 2 in the morning to start the grill.
18. Chances of you getting called back after you get off work are pretty damn slim.
19. $2.99 is a meal price, not a daily wage at McDonalds
20. You don't have to go single register operations if someone spills a Coke.
21. McDonald's doesn't require a 24 hour Shutdown Register Operator and a McRoving Watch.
22. You don't have to come in to work at 7am only to wait around for an hour for your boss to tell you things you already knew.
23. If you burn a hamburger, they won't take away half a month's pay for two months and restrict you to the playground.
24. You don't have to take apart the shake machine once a quarter, JUST BECAUSE.
25. You scrub the floors because it's dirty, not because it's Wednesday.
26. ALL of the articles of the Constitution apply to you at McDonald's.