ESPN Hottest Female Athlete contest

[JonInMiddleGA]

If this has been mentioned here already, I must have missed it, so forgive me.
If not, I'm amazed that it has been overlooked

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hottest/2005/female/group1

A couple of new groundrules this year
1) Past champs are no longer eligible (which is why you won't get to vote on Kournikova, Finch or Mitts 2) No athlete who isn't at least 18 years old is eligible. (Around here, we're calling that one the "Sharapova Rule.")

The brackets:
1)Amy Acuff, Christine Arron, Jennifer Barretta, Amanda Beard, Tanith Belbin, and Gretchen Bleiler

2)Swin Cash, LaTasha Colander, Natalie Coughlin, Jelena Dokic, Biba Golic, and Natalie Gulbis

3)Becky Hammon, Kristi Leskinen, Misty May, Lokelani McMichael, Jessica Mendoza, and Grace Park

4) Jennifer Rosales, Kaitlen Sandeno, Amy Taylor, Logan Tom, Rachel Wacholder, and Serena Williams

Maybe it's just me, but this is the weakest field I can recall. At least 1/3rd of these don't strike me as remotely hot by any definition of the word and at least a couple of them are below-average-in-a-random-bar, and at least one of them isn't far from downright fugly (at least based on the pictures provided).

Are we facing a hottie-female-athlete shortage?

[Lathum]

I don't even recognize most of them, but I was shocked to see that Kerri Walsh isn't on there.

[digamma]

I don't even recognize most of them, but I was shocked to see that Kerry Walsh isn't on there.
Yeah, how do you put in Misty May and not Kerri Walsh? That is like putting in the wicked step-sisters, but not Cinderella.

Bracket 4 is particularly tough.

[Lathum]

Wow, there are a few nasty ones, Grace Park comes to mind. I think Logan Tom is so hot though

[KevinNU7]

That is a horrible pitcure of Misty and Logan. Those girls are really hot in person

[Anthony]

wow. long are the days of the butchy dyke female athlete. wow.

[Pumpy Tudors]

So which blonde is going to win this year? Jeez, they could just trot out some random blonde biathlon woman, and she'd probably get more votes than a bunch of rather attractive brunette, black, or Asian women, unless one of them has gotten a large amount of TV coverage. For instance, Natalie Coughlin likely wouldn't stand a chance without her face time during last year's Olympics. Same goes for Amanda Beard (I'm not a big fan of Beard's looks, but she's beating out four blondes right now). Thank God for swimming. I've got nothing against blondes, and there are certainly some very good-looking ones, but in the past, these contests are over before they even start. I keep thinking that maybe most of the voters would want to see something different once, but then something like Group 3 hits me. Come on, Kristi Leskinen over Misty May? Puh-lease.

Speaking of Misty May, in my opinion, she's infinitely hotter than Kerri Walsh. Kerri Walsh looks like Robin Williams, for crying out loud. I also think I've married Misty May's ass in my dreams a couble of times. Arriba!

[Young Drachma]

Yeah, I can think of lots of female athletes missing. I'm not sure what they were doing, short of maybe avoiding to put people up there who they thought might not want the "Stigma" of being noticed for their looks. But hey...ESPN needs to do something to be like SI in that way, me thinks.

But seriously though, I'm not sure what's going on with this field. Some are definetely nice, but maybe they were going after women who weren't married? I dunno. I got nothing.

[Pumpy Tudors]

You know what? Even though she's not playing anymore, I'm going to give Rebecca Lobo some love. I don't think she ever got nominated for any of these things, and that's a shame. Here's everyone's favorite picture of her:

http://img113.exs.cx/img113/7669/rebeccalobo6al.jpg

[MIJB#19]

There's something wrong with the USA bias.
Without Fatima Moreira De Melo this contest is not worth mentioning.

[JeeberD]

Swin Cash looked pretty damn nice in her pic, but my odds on favorite is the Aussie soccer player in the bikini...

[Pumpy Tudors]

There's something wrong with the USA bias.
Without Fatima Moreira De Melo this contest is not worth mentioning.
Well, if they can have a Yugoslavian table tennis "star" from Texas Wesleyan, I think there's certainly room for someone in Dutch field hockey. Right?

Right?

[Glengoyne]

I think Jennifer Barretta sneaks past Amanda Beard to take bracket 1

Natalie Gulbis or Swin Cash stand out in a relativley weak bracket Too close to call

Lokelani McMichael will nip Kristi Leskinen. Grace Park wonders if she went to the right room.

I think Amy Taylor might sneak past the sentimentalists who are backing Logan Tom.

[Radii]

Where the hell is Sue Bird? i'm abstaining this year.

edit: Afk, going to go look at the pictures :D

[MikeVic]

They should pick pictures without bias. Judging by pictures only, Amy Taylor would win (those look like nice funbags).

[MikeVic]

Where the hell is Sue Bird? i'm abstaining this year.

edit: Afk, going to go look at the pictures :D

:eek: afk while looking at pictures on a computer?? I don't wanna know...

[Radii]

:eek: afk while looking at pictures on a computer?? I don't wanna know...

Perhaps "Away from FOFC" is a better way to phrase that :eek:

[oliegirl]

Where the hell is Sue Bird? i'm abstaining this year.

edit: Afk, going to go look at the pictures :D

Who is Sue Bird? She has never been mentioned in the "Top 5 List" conversations...

I can't believe Gabrielle Reece isn't on there - she is hot, and so is her husband! I'd hit 'em both! :)

[Franklinnoble]

Who is Sue Bird? She has never been mentioned in the "Top 5 List" conversations...

I can't believe Gabrielle Reece isn't on there - she is hot, and so is her husband! I'd hit 'em both! :)

If I'm Radii, I know what I'm asking for for Christmas this year...

[Suicane75]

That is the poorest excuse for a group of "Hot" chicks I have ever seen.

[Radii]

If I'm Radii, I know what I'm asking for for Christmas this year...

Except that, as usual, Oliegirl and I disagree. I mean, Gabrielle Reece is ok. But nothing special. I'd hit it, but I'm a guy. THat isn't saying much.

Sue Bird is a very cute womens basketball player.

And yes, I'm communicating with my wife, who is in the house with m right now, via a message board. But my excuse is that she's on the phone. Oh, and I'm a total loser, don't forget that too.

[Ramzavail]

That ping pong girl is off the hook.

[Franklinnoble]

Except that, as usual, Oliegirl and I disagree. I mean, Gabrielle Reece is ok. But nothing special. I'd hit it, but I'm a guy. THat isn't saying much.



:rolleyes:

You're missing the point.

Why do I get the impression you're the sort of guy who could win the Lottery and bitch about the taxes?

;)

[oliegirl]

:rolleyes:

You're missing the point.

Why do I get the impression you're the sort of guy who could win the Lottery and bitch about the taxes?

;)

I would prefer to think that radii is so happy with the woman that he has, that he has no need to fantasize about other women :)

[Radii]

:rolleyes:

You're missing the point.

Why do I get the impression you're the sort of guy who could win the Lottery and bitch about the taxes?

;)


3some just isn't high on my list of things that I'd care about doing... dunno why. Really, truly, i don't. I'm a freak.

[oliegirl]

3some just isn't high on my list of things that I'd care about doing... dunno why. Really, truly, i don't. I'm a freak.

And just what is high on that list honey???? ;)

[Franklinnoble]

And just what is high on that list honey???? ;)


*insert Ladies' Man comment here*

[mckerney]

Natalie Gulbis or Swin Cash stand out in a relativley weak bracket Too close to call

Weak bracket only if you're thinking about who's 2nd to Natalie Coughlin.

[Logan]

I didnt know Logan was a chick's name too.

[Celeval]

That is possibly the worst picture of Serena Williams of all time.

[JeeberD]

Who is Sue Bird?

http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/hot_bird.jpg


That is possibly the worst picture of Serena Williams of all time.

I can't say that I've ever seen a good one. I just don't find her attractive at all...

[JasonC23]

Weak bracket only if you're thinking about who's 2nd to Natalie Coughlin.
Agreed. Natalie is HIGHLY underrated. Much hotter than Amanda Beard.

[miked]

Uhm....wow!?

Lokelani McMichael, not only 110% smokin' hot but does the ironman and triathalon? The only drawback would be yelling her name during bedtime activities.

[JeeberD]

They should pick pictures without bias. Judging by pictures only, Amy Taylor would win (those look like nice funbags).

Let me know if you want to get a better view from the "Matildas" caledar... :)

[Glengoyne]

3some just isn't high on my list of things that I'd care about doing... dunno why. Really, truly, i don't. I'm a freak. I understand this. It is a life changing or at least lifestyle changing type of event. Not something to be done lightly. Well there's that and that whole shag carpet thing.


Edit: to also point out that Radii left the thread as soon as Olie asked just what it was that he was interested in.

[Glengoyne]

Dola,
Uhm....wow!?

Lokelani McMichael, not only 110% smokin' hot but does the ironman and triathalon? The only drawback would be yelling her name during bedtime activities.
I think she would run away with it, if not for the nudie photos of Amy Taylor.

[mckerney]

Agreed. Natalie is HIGHLY underrated. Much hotter than Amanda Beard.

Word. It's not a great picture of her on ESPN, but she's one of the few good things I remember from the Olympics.

[miked]

Let me know if you want to get a better view from the "Matildas" caledar... :)

Google image search rules. Too bad none of those other chicks got nekked so there is a fair comparison.