I'd Just Like All You Taxpayers To Know

[Coffee Warlord]

I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day. :)

[Klinglerware]

You're welcome. Enjoy!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I hope you puke your guts up all day tomorrow.

[Franklinnoble]

I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day. :)

'splain how...

[Buzzbee]

I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes. ;)

[Suicane75]

I'm gonna go out for a few beers tonight.

I'm going to be charged for most of them.

I'm going to pay for those beers with money that your tax dollars provided me.

Thank you, have a nice day. :)

You penguin hat wearing motherfucker.

[Coffee Warlord]

I just want you to know that I'm an angry taxpayer and I pissed in your beer while slaving away in the brewery to pay unemployment taxes. ;)

You brew Guinness and you haven't TOLD US!!?!?? :)

[Draft Dodger]

is CW talking about his refund?
if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours?

[Buzzbee]

You brew Guinness and you haven't TOLD US!!?!?? :)Sssssorry. I wath too *hic* drunk tooooooo tellyouso. Why do y...y..you thin I hadda pee soooo bayud. :p

[Buzzbee]

is CW talking about his refund?
if so, does he understand that it's HIS money he's spending, not ours?

Nope, unemployment. Oh and by the way CW, you are actually getting back at your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Well if it's unemployment I take it back CW. I don't want you to puke all day tomorrow.

Though I do wish you'd hurry up and get another job. I miss your job sucks threads.

[Schmidty]

You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat.

[Draft Dodger]

Nope, unemployment. Oh and by the way CW, you are actually getting back at your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

and I can't think of a better group of people to buy CW drinks. in fact, have one for me.

[lytic]

US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks!
Beer's on you!

[Coffee Warlord]

You can't get drunk on Guinness. You can only get fat.

Oh I beg to differ.

[lytic]

heh... enjoy yourself?

[duckman]

I just want to thank everyone for paying for my college education with your tax dollars. It's nice that I don't have to work at 28 and only attend classes while doing the assignments with them. As a matter of fact, you guys paid for my rent.

Have a nice day. ;)

[SoxWin]

your former employer. THEY are the ones that pay unemployment.

Really? In Canada, the premiums come out of my gross pay. My boss has to match what I pay into CPP (like your social security I guess) but the employment insurance is up to the employee. Good deal for you guys.

[Fritz]

Oh I beg

Thats what I like to see, out of good for nothing reduced to panhandling.

viva le govel, beetch! (FFF taught me that)

[CamEdwards]

US Tax payers really pay my salary... so thanks!
Beer's on you!

you're stationed in iceland in February. I have no problem with my tax dollars subsidizing your beers.

duckman on the other hand... :D

[ISiddiqui]

US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta ;).

[CamEdwards]

US tax payers pay my salary and I'm in Atlanta ;).

do you have to stay there in july and august? because that might we worth some subsidized beer as well.

[ISiddiqui]

It's better than being in Jersey for January, Febuary... and what, they don't got A/C where you are? ;)

[jeff061]

Ex-Employer pays most, but tax money pays some.

I get my first uneployment check next week ;). I'd rather be employed though.

[duckman]

you're stationed in iceland in February. I have no problem with my tax dollars subsidizing your beers.

duckman on the other hand... :D
I don't buy beer. I spend all that money on t-bone steaks and hookers.