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Suicane75
02-16-2005, 08:35 AM
I got tired early last night, had to choose between dinner or porn, got a tuna fish sandwich and some chips and chilled to some recent episodes of Monk. The new chick on there is really cute IMO and I started imaging if Sharona came back for her job and the 2 of them got into a wicked catfight that ended in sweaty analingus, but my pleasure hand was all greasy and i was tired. I tried humping my pillow but it wasnt the same, i debated getting up and brushing my teeth, washing my hands and face, doing all my pre sleep things but really, i was just tired. I finaly decided to just get a sock and do a rudeness to it. Afterwards I had to pee real bad, as is usual after achieving the glorious conclusion of the act. Once i finished all my pre sleep rituals and layed down I realized I was now wide awake and was up to all hours of the morning. If only my mind hadn't strayed I could of had a real nice nights sleep. Anyone else have this problem?
Suicane75
02-16-2005, 08:40 AM
good work

People will yell at me ya know. And i'm a tender morsel.
rkmsuf
02-16-2005, 08:40 AM
good work
Joe
02-16-2005, 08:42 AM
so you jacked it while looking at Tony Shaloub?
Suicane75
02-16-2005, 08:44 AM
so you jacked it while looking at Tony Shaloub?

His range makes my nipples hard.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-16-2005, 09:16 AM
And Franklinnoble was worried that the influx of chicks on this board would ruin the locker room feeling. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Noop
02-16-2005, 09:33 AM
I must admit I get girls but I dunno sometimes I feel like banging one out so I wont be so 'tense' all day. However I usually do it in the shower I never been into sitting there watching something to get it up and out. However I know some of you here are the type that do it every other day.
Logan
02-16-2005, 09:47 AM
I must admit I get girls but I dunno sometimes I feel like banging one out so I wont be so 'tense' all day. However I usually do it in the shower I never been into sitting there watching something to get it up and out. However I know some of you here are the type that do it 4 times a day.

Fixed.
JeeberD
02-16-2005, 09:52 AM
I give it three stars


* Political Threads
** SkyDog in his panties
*** Tony Shaloub
**** Socks and ants
JeeberD
02-16-2005, 09:52 AM
Dola-

Damn, didn't realize this was a parody...
Bearcat729
02-16-2005, 10:07 AM
Dola-

Damn, didn't realize this was a parody...


I thought this was about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue
MizzouRah
02-16-2005, 10:14 AM
I burnt one out this morning.
Anthony
02-16-2005, 10:15 AM
i don't masturbate. i hear it makes you go blind, when i grew up the rumor was you'd grow hair on your palms if you did it.
rkmsuf
02-16-2005, 10:16 AM
I burnt one out this morning.


During The View?
MizzouRah
02-16-2005, 10:17 AM
During The View?

The view of my wife sleeping nude.
vtbub
02-16-2005, 10:19 AM
So which is the better consecutive thread title here:

Do you masturbate?-Big Mac's Secret Sauce
Do you masturbate?-Yo Subby
Logan
02-16-2005, 10:33 AM
So which is the better consecutive thread title here:

Do you masturbate?-Big Mac's Secret Sauce
Do you masturbate?-Yo Subby

How bout...before I post this and bump it up...

Do you masturbate?
ESPN Hottest Female Athlete Contest
WSUCougar
02-16-2005, 10:34 AM
i don't masturbate. i hear it makes you go blind, when i grew up the rumor was you'd grow hair on your palms if you did it.
Sorry, but violating a virgin hoagie probably qualifies.
Draft Dodger
02-16-2005, 10:35 AM
oh, wait...it's a parody.

whew...was going to reveal a little TMI there for a minute.
JeeberD
02-16-2005, 10:38 AM
The view of my wife sleeping nude.

Todd, old buddy, you need to wake her up instead of taking care of business yourself...
Anthony
02-16-2005, 10:45 AM
if i were to jack off, which i don't, i wouldn't picture my wife. i'd picture someone else - doesn't it defeat the purpose of jacking off if you think of your loved one? just make sweet baby-making music with them if you're gonna fantasize about them.
MizzouRah
02-16-2005, 11:08 AM
Todd, old buddy, you need to wake her up instead of taking care of business yourself...

forgot the message tags

Todd
MizzouRah
02-16-2005, 11:09 AM
if i were to jack off, which i don't, i wouldn't picture my wife. i'd picture someone else - doesn't it defeat the purpose of jacking off if you think of your loved one? just make sweet baby-making music with them if you're gonna fantasize about them.

You have to be the most gullible person here. If I want to beat it, I goto dan's movies or something, if I want my wife.. I wake her up.


Todd