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rkmsuf
02-16-2005, 11:20 AM
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The singing protective
By JACQUI THORNTON
Health Editor


A SCIENTIST has come up with a musical condom that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

The singing protective is designed to be a laugh for couples who want to make their own sweet music, says Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.

The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

“But there is no danger of being electrocuted,” said Dr Chausovskiy, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain.

They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. “But people will pay for the extra stimulation,” he said.

Ksyrup
02-16-2005, 11:23 AM
This better come in "1812 Overture" variety...

sportsfan13
02-16-2005, 11:40 AM
They need to have the theme for "Rocky"......that would get me hot. :rolleyes:

cartman
02-16-2005, 11:57 AM
I wonder if Led Zepplin's "In Through the Out Door" is going to be an option? :D

Fonzie
02-16-2005, 11:59 AM
I'm thinking Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm Woman" is a no-brainer.

BrianD
02-16-2005, 12:08 PM
Man, I can never keep my car stereo on the same station for more than a few seconds while looking for a better song. We'll be so tired changing positions to find a better song that we won't have the energy for sex.

CamEdwards
02-16-2005, 12:40 PM
I wonder if Led Zepplin's "In Through the Out Door" is going to be an option? :D

LMAO.

I would think this would be more of a distraction than anything else.

sportsfan13
02-16-2005, 12:56 PM
I'm not sure how romantic it would be, but I instantly just started humming the song "My ding-a-ling"

tategter
02-16-2005, 02:16 PM
Somehow I don't think AC/DC's 'Whole lotta woman' will be a popular choice.

Wonder if this thing will be like an MP3 player you wear on your penis.

rkmsuf
02-16-2005, 02:17 PM
your balls are somehow utilized as speakers

Ksyrup
02-16-2005, 03:21 PM
your balls are somehow utilized as speakers
With a Soundbug...although I'm not sure it's been demonstrated to work on that kind of surface.