View Full Version : Never Pay For Porn Again
1s9wyxlv00
02-16-2005, 11:55 PM
Idiot banned.
sooner333
02-16-2005, 11:57 PM
Bannination over/under set at 2 hours.
Eaglesfan27
02-16-2005, 11:57 PM
Hmmm.. is Skydog or Ryan around? Any guesses on how long it will take? I'll go with 30 minutes.
SunDancer
02-16-2005, 11:57 PM
Wasn't this guy already banned?
stevew
02-17-2005, 12:07 AM
It would be a good idea to perhaps change the registration process on this site, figure almost instantaneous availability to post is not a good idea, i doubt these spamming dudes would wait 24 hours for their account to validate, and also Skydog and ryan having to okay any new poster might not be a bad idea(of course it could be a pain in the ass).
Arles
02-17-2005, 12:07 AM
This guy is like that piece of gum on the buttom of your shoe. Even when you remove it, the stickiness remains for a while and bothers the heck out of you. ;)
Sun Tzu
02-17-2005, 12:09 AM
I'm happy with Literotica. k tnx
Coffee Warlord
02-17-2005, 12:09 AM
See, its fucks like this that will wind up causing more stringent signup requirements to the board. (Those irritating 'type the phrase in the impossible to see picture' things -- I'm betting this is a spambot here, or requiring admin okay for all new accounts).
Hmmm.. is Skydog or Ryan around? Any guesses on how long it will take? I'll go with 30 minutes.
considering the time of night... I'm going to take the over...
BigJohn&TheLions
02-17-2005, 12:10 AM
So I guess SD does actually sleep. I thought he got his rest by doing the splits for hours while flexin' in his patriotic undies...
(Edit: I forgot the "p" in "splits" It read much different!)
Suicane75
02-17-2005, 12:13 AM
100% Free Lifetime Porn Membership. This company thinks you will actually buy another product if they give you a lifetime membership. You don't have to buy it though ;)
copy and paste this url.
{LINK REMOVED BY SKYDOG}
You guys can thank me later! ;)
Mom, i know you do it for "fun" but sooner or later you're gonna have to start charging.
Ben E Lou
02-17-2005, 12:14 AM
considering the time of night... I'm going to take the over...You should have taken the under. http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif (javascript:emoticon(':twisted:'))
bigdawg2003
02-17-2005, 12:14 AM
i'm actually kinda glad i got to see the message before SD removes it. It always makes me feel special
Coffee Warlord
02-17-2005, 12:15 AM
Edit: Bah! He really doesn't sleep!
Sun Tzu
02-17-2005, 12:15 AM
Was Abraham Lincoln a good president?
sooner333
02-17-2005, 12:17 AM
The bad news is that I will lose posts.
sovereignstar
02-17-2005, 12:18 AM
Jesus Christ, John Brown, Malcolm X, Che Guevara, 1s9wyxlv00
Eaglesfan27
02-17-2005, 12:18 AM
You should have taken the under. http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:emoticon(':twisted:'))
I was only off by a few minutes :)
Ben E Lou
02-17-2005, 12:20 AM
Edit: Bah! He really doesn't sleep!The Great Eye is ever watchful.
Coffee Warlord
02-17-2005, 12:23 AM
The Great Eye is ever watchful.
The more you tighten your grip on the users, the more they will slip through your grasp. :)
Ben E Lou
02-17-2005, 12:26 AM
Oh, and for those who were wondering, identical IP address (and fortunately a unique one among our members) as the last funny-named guy, so I've banned a large amount of the entire IP range. If this is a bot, then it isn't an IP-changing bot. If it turns out to be a human who changes addresses and does it again, then I'll turn the setting back on that requires that new accounts have to be validated by Ryan or myself before they can post. Usually, I only have to do this when wignifty decides to go into idiot mode and masturbate all over FOFC.
BigJohn&TheLions
02-17-2005, 12:29 AM
I knew he was out on the porch flexin!
Ragone
02-17-2005, 03:21 AM
The Great Eye is ever watchful.
Brown eye for the porn guys?
sterlingice
02-17-2005, 03:40 AM
The Great Eye is ever watchful.
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4535.jpg
SI
WSUCougar
02-17-2005, 06:20 AM
Ya beat me to it, SI.
Ksyrup
02-17-2005, 06:34 AM
Keep the posts, just replace the links with this one:
hxxp://www.no-porn.com (http://www.no-porn.com)
Draft Dodger
02-17-2005, 07:38 AM
you mean, there are people out there who are paying for porn?
you mean, there are people out there who are paying for porn?
Yeah thanks god :D
sachmo71
02-17-2005, 08:07 AM
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4535.jpg
SI
Looks like some of the girls I've dated.
Klinglerware
02-17-2005, 09:27 AM
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4535.jpg
SI
Picture... looks... strangely... porn-like...
WSUCougar
02-17-2005, 09:32 AM
Flaming...looks vaguely familiar...where's Buzzbee?!?
cuervo72
02-17-2005, 09:33 AM
Good, I wasn't the only one...
JeeberD
02-17-2005, 10:40 AM
Must be a bot...I just saw the exact same post at a different board with a different username made up of random numbers and letters...
kcchief19
02-17-2005, 11:03 AM
Usually, I only have to do this when wignifty decides to go into idiot mode and masturbate all over FOFC. So I'm taking a couple of minutes from a busy day at work to recharge the batteries and stop by the FOFC and almost get busted by LMBFWAO. Beautiful. :)
tanglewood
02-17-2005, 11:14 AM
But where am I going to get free porn now? :confused:
Bad-example
02-17-2005, 11:19 AM
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4535.jpg
SI
She looks hot except for all those tattoos.
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
02-17-2005, 11:19 AM
This guy is like that piece of gum on the buttom of your shoe. Even when you remove it, the stickiness remains for a while and bothers the heck out of you. ;)
What are you doing in this thread? :mad:
probably the same thing I am...
MizzouRah
02-17-2005, 11:39 AM
What are you doing in this thread? :mad:
probably the same thing I am...
HAHA!! Me too. :)
Todd
stevew
02-17-2005, 12:58 PM
Good, I wasn't the only one...
Me too.....
JasonC23
02-17-2005, 01:16 PM
Where are all of the people that said they wouldn't use Jim's coupon for FOF2004 because it was like taking money out of his pocket?? Isn't this the same level of injustice??? These people need to feed their families, too!!!
HomerJSimpson
02-17-2005, 01:17 PM
Where are all of the people that said they wouldn't use Jim's coupon for FOF2004 because it was like taking money out of his pocket?? Isn't this the same level of injustice??? These people need to feed their families, too!!!
Not to mention their crack dealer. Won't someone please think of their crack dealer!
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
02-17-2005, 01:56 PM
Porn is overrated real women are better.
sterlingice
02-17-2005, 02:01 PM
Ya beat me to it, SI.
It's about time since usually it's my bad jokes that get posted before I can post them :)
SI
QuikSand
02-17-2005, 02:05 PM
I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:
"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."
It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.
cuervo72
02-17-2005, 02:08 PM
I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:
"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."
It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.
Hmm, I'm not familiar with that, but for whatever reason your punctuation reminded me of Tell Him by Vonda Shepard...
("tell him...that...you're never gonna leave him....")
ice4277
02-17-2005, 02:11 PM
Hmm, I'm not familiar with that, but for whatever reason your punctuation reminded me of Tell Him by Vonda Shepard...
("tell him...that...you're never gonna leave him....")
Actually, it reminded me of when the kid in the wheelchair on Malcolm in the Middle talks.
HomerJSimpson
02-17-2005, 02:14 PM
I see this thread, and hear Depeche Mode:
"I... hope... I never pay for porn again..."
It's getting even more annoying than the thread itself.
I'm...taking a ride...with my best friend
I..hope..he never lets me down again
HomerJSimpson
02-17-2005, 02:17 PM
That's the one. Ugh. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
I know what I'll be listening to on the way home. (Maybe a little Billy Joel, too. Just for you.)
QuikSand
02-17-2005, 02:17 PM
I'm...taking a ride...with my best friend
I..hope..he never lets me down again
That's the one. Ugh. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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