Today's UIC Link

[Ben E Lou]

hxxp://www.racing-forums.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-9586.html (http://www.racing-forums.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-9586.html)

[Ksyrup]

How did you receive a call after you died?

[illinifan999]

Happy has trouble with the whole 1 word post theory.

[wade moore]

Yeah.. good lord.. he makes the game and complete defeats the purpose.. not only more than 1 work per post, but he dolas 3 times on several occasions.. makes the UIC annoying because it was forced...

[mhass]

Too many racing fumes for Happy.

[digamma]

If that's not stronger and more powerful than ever, I don't know what is.

[JeeberD]

At first I was thinking that Happy really holds a grudge, but then I realized that thread is a year and a half old.

Still very sad, though...

[tanglewood]

This

[MacroGuru]

thread

[tanglewood]

is

[JeeberD]

queer

[albionmoonlight]

-ly

[Ksyrup]

growing larger than SkyDog's ass

(my approximation of a Happy attempt to play the game)

[Franklinnoble]

. Mark Brunell

[duckman]

is

[digamma]

Patrick Ramsey's (quarterback of the Redskins who replaced Brunell this season)

[JeeberD]

favorite

[Franklinnoble]

person

[rkmsuf]

to

[duckman]

have

[Franklinnoble]

watch

[rkmsuf]

while

[MikeVic]

ejaculating

[JeeberD]

milk

[Franklinnoble]

duds

[gottimd]

onto

[duckman]

his

[HomerJSimpson]

cod-piece

[rkmsuf]

named

[Coffee Warlord]

Herman.

[Franklinnoble]

Then

[rkmsuf]

SkyDog

[HomerJSimpson]

played

[duckman]

with

[Coffee Warlord]

...out

[MikeVic]

his

[rkmsuf]

musical

[JeeberD]

condom

[Barkeep49]

. He

[JasonC23]

said

[rkmsuf]

yippee

[JeeberD]

ki

[duckman]

yay

[rkmsuf]

motherchuckers

[JeeberD]

while

[Barkeep49]

banning

[rkmsuf]

everyone

[JeeberD]

except

[mckerney]

threadkillers.

[mhass]

President Clinton

[JeeberD]

borrowed

[Franklinnoble]

a

[rkmsuf]

cod-piece

[mhass]

unlike

[Barkeep49]

any

[Franklinnoble]

belonging

[MikeVic]

to

[JeeberD]

Franklin

[Suicane75]

Suddenly

[rkmsuf]

the

[mhass]

TrapperKeeper

[rkmsuf]

snapped

[sterlingice]

off

[JeeberD]

inside

[sterlingice]

his

[Barkeep49]

best

[sterlingice]

Swedish

[Suicane75]

Maid

[JeeberD]

. She

[AnalBumCover]

wanted

[sterlingice]

to

[AnalBumCover]

feel

[sterlingice]

up

[AnalBumCover]

Fritz's

[JeeberD]

filecabinet

[sterlingice]

-like

[mhass]

burning

[AnalBumCover]

cigar

[Suicane75]

Suddenly

[AnalBumCover]

it

[sterlingice]

exploded

[VPI97]

and

[sterlingice]

his

[Barkeep49]

face

[mckerney]

asplode

[Suicane75]

threadkilling

[JeeberD]

bbor

[sterlingice]

and

[Suicane75]

Skydog

[sterlingice]

's patriotic

[illinifan999]

underpants when he underwent a sex

[tanglewood]

education

[mhass]

prolonging

[sterlingice]

course.

[JeeberD]

SHMBO

[Franklinnoble]

(it's "SWMBO")

found

[illinifan999]

out that in the gutter there was a cat laying and eating leaves while reading a magazine, some ask how could a cat read a magazine, it is because the cat was very smart and that it

[tanglewood]

constructed

[mhass]

voluminous

[Raven Hawk]

crack

[sterlingice]

(*whines* illinifan ruined the game :( )

[Franklinnoble]

whores

[Suicane75]

I defy anyone to tell me what the fuck this story is about.

[AnalBumCover]

but

[mhass]

laptop

[sterlingice]

I defy anyone to tell me what the fuck this story is about.
Near as I can tell, it's just like the sketch on Who's Line (not that they're the first place to do something like this) where each person gets to do one word and you see what randomness pops up.

SI

[Suicane75]

Near as I can tell, it's just like the sketch on Who's Line (not that they're the first place to do something like this) where each person gets to do one word and you see what randomness pops up.

SI

No, i understand the concept, i just..........

[Franklinnoble]

No, i understand the concept, i just..........

You just wanted to jack the thread and ruin it for the rest of us.

[Suicane75]

You just wanted to jack the thread and ruin it for the rest of us.


Yes, thats it exactly.

[mhass]

Boooo. Hissss.

[MikeVic]

However,

[sterlingice]

trout

[Dutch]

kills

[JeeberD]

Carlos Beltran

[mhass]

every

[sterlingice]

(can I use this since it's a song)

"New York minute"

[illinifan999]

(*whines* illinifan ruined the game :( )
No, it's okay because it's just a phrase which is clearly legal. ;)

[MikeVic]

and

[JeeberD]

firmly

[sterlingice]

lodges

[tanglewood]

unexpectedly

[sterlingice]

in

[Franklinnoble]

JeeberD's

[tanglewood]

expansive

[sterlingice]

rectum!

[GoldenEagle]

I received a death threat from Happy29 once on my birthday.

[Dutch]

We definately lack the discipline of the racing forums...

[sterlingice]

Well, we just don't have the training of watching cars go around and around in a circle all day.

SI

[tanglewood]

So in conclusion...

This thread is queerly growing larger than SkyDog's ass. Mark Brunell is Patrick Ramsey's favourite person to have watch while ejaculating milk duds onto his cod-piece named Hermann. Then, Skydog played without his musical condom. He said "Yippie-ki-yay motherfuckers" while banning everyone except threadkillers. President Clinton borrowed a cod-piece unlike any belonging to Franklin. Suddenly, the TrapperKeeper snapped off inside his best Swedish maid. She wanted to feel up Fritz's filecabinet-like buring cigar. Suddenly, it exploded and his face asplode threadkilling bbor and SkyDog's patriotic underpant's underwent a sex education prolonging course. SWMBO found out that in the gutter there was a cat laying and eating leaves while reading a magazine, some ask how could a cat read a magazine, it is because the cat was very smart and that it constructed voluminous crack whores, but laptop boo hiss. However, trout kills Carlos Beltran every "New York Minute" and firmly lodges in Jeeber D's expansive rectum.

[Dutch]

Well, we just don't have the training of watching cars go around and around in a circle all day.

SI
I know I opened up the racing fan base to that one. Sorry. :)

[Franklinnoble]

So in conclusion...

This thread is queerly growing larger than SkyDog's ass. Mark Brunell is Patrick Ramsey's favourite person to have watch while ejaculating milk duds onto his cod-piece named Hermann. Then, Skydog played without his musical condom. He said "Yippie-ki-yay motherfuckers" while banning everyone except threadkillers. President Clinton borrowed a cod-piece unlike any belonging to Franklin. Suddenly, the TrapperKeeper snapped off inside his best Swedish maid. She wanted to feel up Fritz's filecabinet-like buring cigar. Suddenly, it exploded and his face asplode threadkilling bbor and SkyDog's patriotic underpant's underwent a sex education prolonging course. SWMBO found out that in the gutter there was a cat laying and eating leaves while reading a magazine, some ask how could a cat read a magazine, it is because the cat was very smart and that it constructed voluminous crack whores, but laptop boo hiss. However, trout kills Carlos Beltran every "New York Minute" and firmly lodges in Jeeber D's expansive rectum.

That's a great story.

We need flere to illustrate it now.

[MikeVic]

That's a great story.

We need flere to illustrate it now.

I second!

[AnalBumCover]

So in conclusion...
You mean that's the end of the story? :(

[Franklinnoble]

You mean that's the end of the story? :(

You can always start a new one....