i gotta callback

[Flasch186]

I gotta call back today for a new Travolta movie filming in Jville. This time the audition was for 4 lines so Im doin g better but I have to audition for the director either monday or tuesday. WOOHOO!!! 5 hours of driving.....25second audition......a callback. nice,

[Sharpieman]

sweet

[duckman]

Congrats!

[Eaglesfan27]

Congratulations!

[Easy Mac]

Make sure to complement Travolta on his work in Michael and Look Who's Talking... get on his good side.

[SegRat]

Congrats, but I dont want to hear any sorry excuses that the USFL schedule will be changed because of some little movie part. If you get a lead role, the maybe I can understand, until then no excuses!!!!

[Suicane75]

Tell him you think Steven Segal got fatter alot faster.

[sovereignstar]

Tell me you are playing Travolta's ass double!!

[Suicane75]

Tell me you are playing Travolta's ass double!!


You seem....a little too excited maybe.

[Easy Mac]

make sure to mention you saw kelly preston nude on the internet.

[Flasch186]

i dont think travolta will be there but the dir. is Todd Robinson....the movie is called Lonely Hearts (2006)...so im hoping to get in, especially bcuz i can do it in my hometown if i get it.

[sovereignstar]

You seem....a little too excited maybe.

Maybe!!?? I'm googling Colin Farrell as we speak!

[sovereignstar]

i dont think travolta will be there but the dir. is Todd Robinson....the movie is called Lonely Hearts (2006)...so im hoping to get in, especially bcuz i can do it in my hometown if i get it.



Plot Summary for
Lonely Hearts (2006)

In the late 1940's, Martha Beck and Raymond Fernandez were America's notorious "Lonely Hearts Killers". Their lethal scam was simple; they would swindle and then viciously murder lovelorn war widows who would answer their personal ads in which Ray would describe himself as a sexy Latin Lover. Ironically, Ray's initial introduction to Martha was as a prospective mark. But when they met, it was love at first sight, perhaps as a result of their penchant for kinky sex and their mutual love for duplicity and easy money. With Martha posing as Ray's sister, they bilked elderly spinsters and widows of their savings and then viciously murdered them in a bloodbath of sexual frenzy. When they were arrested, Martha and Ray confessed to 12 killings, although it is believed the actual number is closer to 20. At their sensational trial, Martha and Ray cooed, held hands and seemed as though they could not get enough of each other. Their plea of not guilty by reason of insanity was rejected, and on August 22, 1949, the homicidal lovers were sentenced to death. After numerous appeals, they were electrocuted on March 8, 1951, side-by-side in Sing Sing prison.

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[Sharpieman]

Maybe!!?? I'm googling Colin Farrell as we speak!
ummm.....wow.

[sovereignstar]

So now we've got to have a contest where we guess what Hatcher's four lines are...

[Flasch186]

So now we've got to have a contest where we guess what Hatcher's four lines could be if he gets the role...


fixed it

[Suicane75]

This sounds like a horror movie. I mean, Travolta naked?

[Vinatieri for Prez]

I thought you were hanging it up on the acting gig?

Remember, try not to choke when you say, "Gee, these pretzels are making me thirsty."

[Desnudo]

So now we've got to have a contest where we guess what Hatcher's four lines are...

I think we need to guess what the role is before we can guess the lines. I'm in for dead widow #5.

[Swaggs]

Please make it Battlefield Earth II. Please make it Battlefield Earth II. Please make it Battlefield Earth II. Please make it Battlefield Earth II.

[Suicane75]

"Someone call the police!!"

[sovereignstar]

So where is the audition - five hours of driving? Miami??

[JeeberD]

Do you get to get killed?!?!?

[Kozure]

congratz bud

[Bad-example]

Looking forward to seeing you on the new reality prank show, Callback.

[Flasch186]

So where is the audition - five hours of driving? Miami??

5 total...orlando....If I got the part I would be killed.

[Ragone]

5 total...orlando....If I got the part I would be killed.

Hmm, travolta's acting career has gone so far down hill.. he's making faces of death movies now?


don't do it flasch!

[Airhog]

Is this gonna be a snuff film?

[FrogMan]

congrats Flasch, best of luck with the audition!

FM

[JeeberD]

If I got the part I would be killed.

Sweet!

Of course, I'm not sure why I think that's so cool...

[korme]

dude that's sweet

can i have your auto? eh? EH?

[korme]

If I got the part I would be killed.
that is fucking bad ass. i hope you get a closeup so you can see what you look like in your present state and dead. that's not creepy at all.

maybe a little.

[korme]

Looking forward to seeing you on the new reality prank show, Callback.
hahahahahahaha

[korme]

Hmm, travolta's acting career has gone so far down hill.. he's making faces of death movies now?


don't do it flasch!
ahahahahahahaha

i love this thread.

[sovereignstar]

Jesus Christ, shorty. Can't you assemble your thoughts in one freaking post!?

[korme]

Jesus Christ, shorty. Can't you assemble your thoughts in one freaking post!?
lemme break it down for ya snookums. i read the first post, and posted. continued to scroll, saw flasch dies, posted again. saw some funny quotes, laughed at them.

i figured someone would have been posting when i was too. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/redface.gif

[Glengoyne]

5 total...orlando....If I got the part I would be killed.
Hey that sounds like the kind of thing You could spin into a Franchise or something. You know like "this is the scene where Tom Cruise Garrotes me" or something like that.

Keep after it. Don't disapoint us by not getting the part. My source on the inside says it is really down to just you and Kato Kaelin.

[Flasch186]

230pm est tomorrow!!

[JeeberD]

Good luck today!!!

[rkmsuf]

5 total...orlando....If I got the part I would be killed.

So wait a minute. Based on the premise you are Travolta's gay lover who he then kills?

[Flasch186]

not gay, gas station attendant who gets killed....ill let you know how the audition goes.

[Chubby]

not gay, gas station attendant who gets killed....ill let you know how the audition goes.
what is the death scene like? Your character get exploded?

[Flasch186]

dunno

[rkmsuf]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

[Chubby]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
KABLAM!

[Flasch186]

Alrigth im done, I did good with the gas station attendant and then they sent me out to read as a "minister" which is doubly funny considering Im Jewish. Anyways both auditions went well so hopefully we'll hear something soon.

[FrogMan]

cool, glad to hear it went well!

FM

[JeeberD]

outstanding...

[Eaglesfan27]

I hope it turns out how you want. Glad to hear that you put your best foot forward.

[Lathum]

Break a leg!!

[judicial clerk]

So now we've got to have a contest where we guess what Hatcher's four lines are...

"Hello Mr. Fernandez, can I fill her up for ya?"

"Say, Mr. Fernandez I noticed some squeeking and thumping coming from your trunk, would you like me to take a look"

"Its funny you should ask. Of course you can borrow a cleaver. As a matter of fact, a travelling knife salesman came by just last week. I loved the knives so much I bought the whole set. They don't never need sharpenin' ya know."

*gasp of breath... gurgle...gurgle*

[gstelmack]

i didnt get it :( They said they liked me but had no roles right now....blah
It was your call for tighter regulation that they didn't like http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Flasch186]

i didnt get it :( They said they liked me but had no roles right now....blah

[sovereignstar]

i didnt get it :( They said they liked me but had no roles right now....blah

Sorry dude.

[maximus]

i didnt get it :( They said they liked me but had no roles right now....blah


Yea, I got that before.

While I was in acting I was able to get one movie role and because of that I got into a few big production plays. From there a got an audition (in LA) for a sitcom. That sitcom is now known as "That 70's Show". Needless to say I never got the part of Steve Hyde.

They wanted someone with blond hair with blue eye but I had "too straight" of hair I guess.

[Flasch186]

well i did have an audition today in Orlando for some pilot for a Curb your enthusiasm type sitcom...but i didnt feel good about my audition afterward. That doesnt mean shit since many times ive bookedshit off of auditions i thought were ASS, so we'll see, but im not holding my breath on that one.

[maximus]

Good luck my friend. I've gotta get back to acting man. I love it. :)

[Glengoyne]

Damn You woulda Killed too!!

Well OK Died.

Whatever, Too bad man.

[Flasch186]

thanks

[HomerJSimpson]

Boo! What is the casting directors address so I can deliver the horse head.

[Suicane75]

Flasch, you will always be the best supporting actor on the screen in my heart bro.

[JeeberD]

:(

Bull caca...