Wonder Woman

[Suicane75]

What is it about Wonder Woman? When i was a wee little boy I knew there was something special about her, even if I wouldn't discover what it was for another 8 years or so. I had also forgotten how sexy Lynda Carter was in her regular Army uniform.

Mmmmm.

[FBPro]

Hot-hot-hot....

[jbmagic]

The other Day Wonder Woman was in the nude getting a sun tan.
Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman and said "Wow, She is so hot. IF i can fly real fast and Hit it and fly a way so fast, she wont know who fuc....her"

So Superman did it and then the Invisible man said "what was that!!!"


:) lol

[BigJohn&TheLions]

What is it about Wonder Woman? When i was a wee little boy I knew there was something special about her, even if I wouldn't discover what it was for another 8 years or so. I had also forgotten how sexy Lynda Carter was in her regular Army uniform.

Mmmmm.

The only guys I have known who were really into Wonder Woman happened to be flaming homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Desnudo]

Maybe you should stop hanging out at gay comic book conventions.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Maybe you should stop hanging out at gay comic book conventions.

I really should. It's sad, seeing hundreds of fags who still can't get laid...

[Suicane75]

The only guys I have known who were really into Wonder Woman happened to be flaming homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I think you're confusing me with guys wanted to BE Wonder Woman.

[sovereignstar]

I think you're confusing me with guys wanted to BE Wonder Woman.

:(

[Suicane75]

:(

Actually, would you find me odd if I told you that when i was little I had a bionic woman doll, and my fascination with the doll was intense, so intense infact that late at night when i was no older than 5 or 6 I would pretend a bunch of bad guys had pinned me down in bed. Now over the next couple of years I would pretend to be Wonder Woman and fight imaginary bad guys, only they would always beat me down and wrap me in silk blankets and sometimes stick pens up my butt.

[Fonzie]

Actually, would you find me odd if I told you that when i was little I had a bionic woman doll, and my fascination with the doll was intense, so intense infact that late at night when i was no older than 5 or 6 I would pretend a bunch of bad guys had pinned me down in bed. Now over the next couple of years I would pretend to be Wonder Woman and fight imaginary bad guys, only they would always beat me down and wrap me in silk blankets and sometimes stick pens up my butt.

You too?!

[JeeberD]

The other Day Wonder Woman was in the nude getting a sun tan.
Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman and said "Wow, She is so hot. IF i can fly real fast and Hit it and fly a way so fast, she wont know who fuc....her"

So Superman did it and then the Invisible man said "what was that!!!"


:) lol

No no no! The ending goes...

"Superman went at it at super speed and then flew off. Wonder Woman said "What in the hell was that?"

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but my butt hurts like hell..."

[sachmo71]

No no no! The ending goes...

"Superman went at it at super speed and then flew off. Wonder Woman said "What in the hell was that?"

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but my butt hurts like hell..."

No!! You both wrong!

Superman says, "Well, she was lying there...naked. Her body glistening in the sun, and she was writhing like a snake, Batman, and moaning! I couldn't help myself! So I flew down and landed on top of her!"

Batman asks, "Was she surprised?"

And Superman says, "No, but the Invisible Man sure was!"


Ba dum dum.

[Desnudo]

You too?!

I hear wedding bells.

[Raiders Army]

I believe this was most accurately told in Desperado by Quentin Tarrantino.
Can't find the exact quote, but I'll get it tomorrow.

[judicial clerk]

TV Wonder Woman was racktastic!