These Guys Have *Star* Written All Over Them

[Ksyrup]

You can say you heard of them before they became huge!



PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT Sign With NEUROTIC RECORDS - Mar. 9, 2005

Dutch death metallers PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT have inked a deal with Neurotic Records. The group's third album, "Left In Grisly Fashion", was recorded at Studio Excess (SINISTER, PYAEMIA, DISAVOWED) and is scheduled for release in late June. The 10-song follow-up to 2003's "Deeds of Derangement" (Morbid Records) contains guest vocal appearances by Robbe K (DISAVOWED, ARSEBREED) and Joey (PYAEMIA, ARSEBREED) and is said to "top everything that has been done before in the PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT history." Songtitles set to appear on the CD include "Bluedrum Torso", "Victims of the Absurd" and "Shotgun Horror".

[CraigSca]

I think I remember these guys from the first season of "American Idol".

[bbor]

Where is Ted Bundy,Richard Ramirez et al?

[Ksyrup]

I hope they cover Judas Priest's Jack the Ripper. Seems like a natural.

[Ksyrup]

Someone posted this elsewhere in a thread making fun of this band. Pretty funny. And probably spot-on.



DIARY OF A DEATH METAL MERCHANT
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Entry 1: "Another long night. Finally crawled into the coffin at about 6am. Those nightly church torchings are exhausting! Wait, did I forget the gas can in the 3rd pew? Oh well."

Entry 2: "My girlfriend Zerdnorf gave me an exquisite gift tonight. My first red velvet lined cape. I feel important in it. Wait until those morons at the Shnitzbuld (Regal Beagle) see me in this!"

Entry 3: "My band, Suck Nagar practiced tonight. It was truly evil. My masterpiece "Forced Enema" has finally come to fruition. Where the hell is my Abba CD? Zerdnorf!!!!"

Entry 4: "I guess I did leave that gas can in the church. Cops are here. I KNOW!!! I'll set the house on fire and burn alive. They can't stop me!! Where the hell is my lighter?? Zerdnorf!!!!"