and THAT's worth crying about!?

[Flasch186]

So yesterday after work BF and myself went to CompUSA to get Brothers in Arms. I must say that they matched Best Buy's price eventhough BB didn't have them in stock so that was cool but all BF and I wanted to o was go to his house (6 doors down) install the games (one on his home comp. and one on my laptop and enjoy them for an hour or so). Now while we were at CompUSA GF and 3R called to ask if we wanted to meet them for dinner at the NEW Cheesecake Factory that opened up 2 DAYS ago. So as not to sound like hermits we said ok and we called JFA and let him know so that when we called him to head up there he could leave and meet us on time. Well after CompUSA we walked over to Sofa Express to see the couches Im having delivered at the end of the month. ANYWAYS, the girls call and let us know that its going to be a 2.5 hours wait. we say forget it, we're going home. Now I think that they are going to figure something out and we'll have about 2 hours to play BIA. Well, I just get booted up, and JFA walks in. He informs me that, "The girls are home." Im like, "ok." and he proceeds to tell me that GF is upset. ok. "She wants you to come home." BULLSHIT!! I cannot believe that shit!!! I just get off work, have a few hours to play this new game I got and she wants me to come home to console her for something. Now I have no idea what it is at this point but, I immediately think, it cant be too much. So I fucking pack up because I know if I dont Ill be opening a can of worms. I walk down to the house and its as foreboding as you can imagine. No lights on at all. I walk in and in my office by the front door is 3R and she looks up from my comp., which she's using, and gives me a look like I'm walking to my execution. Wow, this must be awful. Brain says, "What the fuck did you do? Did you forget something? Fuck!!" So I walk into the bedrooma nd she's on the bed crying, fetal fucking position crying. What the fuck could be so bad....I didn't dump her. Anyways, so i climb on the bed, "honey. whats wrong?" sob sob sob. "Honey, whats the matter?" sob sob sob. "Baby, please tell me." "Look at my hair!! Friday I went and got my hair done and hated it. So today I went to someplace else to just get a slight fix and now my hair looks like I never had anything done on it at all and now Im out $320 {PING - heard that .... the rest was kinda jibberish}. "Baby it looks good to me, plus its just hair babe it looks fine" The look said, "wrong." So I proceeded to console her and in between her sobs got her to calm down. later that night I paid $320 worth of her bills so now she cant say "Im out X amount of dollars." Now I ask, THAT IS WORTH CRYING ABOUT!!?? WOMEN.....unbelievable that THAT would earn some tears. My brain does not compute this.

[Neuqua]

Oh man i know you get harped about it all the time, but PARAGRAPHS ARE OUR FRIEND!

[cartman]

and I thought e e cummings' writing was hard to read...

:D

[rkmsuf]

that's written like you are on speed.

[Flasch186]

Oh man i know you get harped about it all the time, but PARAGRAPHS ARE OUR FRIEND!

its my thang.

[MacroGuru]

I think Flere-Art is needed....

[Airhog]

Who spends 320 dollars on there hair? That hair better cook, clean and watch the kids for 320 dollars.

[rkmsuf]

pfft hair. you hollywood types are all alike.

[Pumpy Tudors]

So yesterday after work BF and myself went to CompUSA to get Brothers in Arms.
Tell us more about this boyfriend of yours.

[Bo Jackson's Hip]

Flasch, I'm also in Jacksonville. My wife had her hair colored about 3 months ago (she's a redhead) and it came out way too dark. Looked almost purplish. She literally freaked. She cried for at least 1.5 days until she could get another appointment somewhere else. She didn't cry as much at her g-ma's funeral as she did over her hair.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Flasch, I'm also in Jacksonville. My wife had her hair colored about 3 months ago (she's a redhead) and it came out way too dark. Looked almost purplish. She literally freaked. She cried for at least 1.5 days until she could get another appointment somewhere else. She didn't cry as much at her g-ma's funeral as she did over her hair.
Psst. Don't encourage him.

[CamEdwards]

you think this post is bad... imagine Flasch giving up his acting career to become a screenwriter. :D

[flere-imsaho]

I think Flere-Art is needed....

I don't know where to start....

[rkmsuf]

I don't know where to start....

something about flasch or his boyfriend getting their hair done and then playing Brothers in Arms.

[Flasch186]

perhaps you could illustrate the story:

CompUSA, Ext. of Cheesecake factory, BF's office, Ext. our street, Ext. my house, Int. my house, Int. my BR.

not too many locations. hmmmmmmmm.

[Flasch186]

$320??????????????

I have never, ever spent more than $10 on a hair cut.

me either!! 15 at most with tip.

[Ryan S]

$320??????????????

I have never, ever spent more than $10 on a hair cut.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Umm ... who is "3R"? -- I'm guessing "3rd roommate" but that's just a wildass guess.
"JFA" has me stumped completely.

[Cringer]

uhm, Flasch. If you got that kind of money to burn send some this way. And then you can do what I do when my wife complains about some part of her looks, say "Shut up I am sick of hearing that shit. You look good, lets go!" or some variation of that.

[LoneStarGirl]

Wait. You paid 320 dollars worth of her bills? Just to get her to stop crying? I should try this crying thing on my boyfriend and see what I can get out of him.

[rkmsuf]

uhm, Flasch. If you got that kind of money to burn send some this way. And then you can do what I do when my wife complains about some part of her looks, say "Shut up I am sick of hearing that shit. You look good, lets go!" or some variation of that.

Exactly.

Cringer is keeping it real.

[Flasch186]

Umm ... who is "3R"? -- I'm guessing "3rd roommate" but that's just a wildass guess.
"JFA" has me stumped completely.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=32683&highlight=Awkward

Cringe...i wont even tell you what I spent on the fuckin' USFL site. but thats supposedly going to be worth it.

[Cringer]

Wait. You paid 320 dollars worth of her bills? Just to get her to stop crying? I should try this crying thing on my boyfriend and see what I can get out of him.



oh gees Flasch, now look at what you started.....

[Desnudo]

So yesterday after work BF and myself went to CompUSA to get Brothers in Arms. I must say that they matched Best Buy's price eventhough BB didn't have them in stock so that was cool but all BF and I wanted to o was go to his house (6 doors down) install the games (one on his home comp. and one on my laptop and enjoy them for an hour or so). Now while we were at CompUSA GF and 3R called to ask if we wanted to meet them for dinner at the NEW Cheesecake Factory that opened up 2 DAYS ago. So as not to sound like hermits we said ok and we called JFA and let him know so that when we called him to head up there he could leave and meet us on time. Well after CompUSA we walked over to Sofa Express to see the couches Im having delivered at the end of the month. ANYWAYS, the girls call and let us know that its going to be a 2.5 hours wait. we say forget it, we're going home. Now I think that they are going to figure something out and we'll have about 2 hours to play BIA. Well, I just get booted up, and JFA walks in. He informs me that, "The girls are home." Im like, "ok." and he proceeds to tell me that GF is upset. ok. "She wants you to come home." BULLSHIT!! I cannot believe that shit!!! I just get off work, have a few hours to play this new game I got and she wants me to come home to console her for something. Now I have no idea what it is at this point but, I immediately think, it cant be too much. So I fucking pack up because I know if I dont Ill be opening a can of worms. I walk down to the house and its as foreboding as you can imagine. No lights on at all. I walk in and in my office by the front door is 3R and she looks up from my comp., which she's using, and gives me a look like I'm walking to my execution. Wow, this must be awful. Brain says, "What the fuck did you do? Did you forget something? Fuck!!" So I walk into the bedrooma nd she's on the bed crying, fetal fucking position crying. What the fuck could be so bad....I didn't dump her. Anyways, so i climb on the bed, "honey. whats wrong?" sob sob sob. "Honey, whats the matter?" sob sob sob. "Baby, please tell me." "Look at my hair!! Friday I went and got my hair done and hated it. So today I went to someplace else to just get a slight fix and now my hair looks like I never had anything done on it at all and now Im out $320 {PING - heard that .... the rest was kinda jibberish}. "Baby it looks good to me, plus its just hair babe it looks fine" The look said, "wrong." So I proceeded to console her and in between her sobs got her to calm down. later that night I paid $320 worth of her bills so now she cant say "Im out X amount of dollars." Now I ask, THAT IS WORTH CRYING ABOUT!!?? WOMEN.....unbelievable that THAT would earn some tears. My brain does not compute this.

So was the hair cut bad?

[Flasch186]

So was the hair cut bad?

no cutting involved!! fucking coloring!!

[Blackadar]

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111111! WTF LOL

[Flasch186]

Wait. You paid 320 dollars worth of her bills? Just to get her to stop crying? I should try this crying thing on my boyfriend and see what I can get out of him.

Well its kind of inevitable...I got her to quit her job and get her Real Estate lic. and while she's hired by the company I work for they dont have a neighborhood for her yet so she is sans income right now. So, ACTUALLY, I was going to probably have to pay it anyways but I got her to shut up too...so it was kinda bonus.

[rkmsuf]

no cutting involved!! fucking coloring!!

how could he have missed that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[flere-imsaho]

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/mc_flasch.gif

[Cringer]

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=32683&highlight=Awkward

Cringe...i wont even tell you what I spent on the fuckin' USFL site. but thats supposedly going to be worth it.

I can imagine, I have looked into it a little bit in the past for the Imperial League. But it is coming along nicely.

[Desnudo]

no cutting involved!! fucking coloring!!

This reminds me of a Miami Vice episode I saw last night. I think your GF has a self-esteem issue.

[CraigSca]

Pics plz of the following: BF, GF, JFA and 3R.

Also, would you happen to have a Dead Sea Scroll available to make heads or tails of the initial post?

[cartman]

I hope her hair isn't so bad that she has to wear a hat. She might have to appear in front of that County commissioner in the other thread... :D

[rkmsuf]

http://img240.exs.cx/img240/9562/ilia18je.jpg
.

[Flasch186]

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/mc_flasch.gif

LOL

[bbor]

LOL!

[Celeval]

flere, you are da man.

[Celeval]

Flasch - the amusing thing is that this comes a day after my wife laughed at her mother (from Jax) when she was talking about going to the NCF. Whenever a CF opens someplace, especially one where there hasn't been before, it's a minimum 2 hour wait, 3 during lunch/dinner hours for the first two weeks.

[dawgfan]

Blackie and flere = :D

[Flasch186]

Flasch - the amusing thing is that this comes a day after my wife laughed at her mother (from Jax) when she was talking about going to the NCF. Whenever a CF opens someplace, especially one where there hasn't been before, it's a minimum 2 hour wait, 3 during lunch/dinner hours for the first two weeks.

Ive never been to one...they also just opened a Maggiano's and P.F. Changs there. It'll be a while before I sit for 2 hours for something that Ill shit out a few hours later......unless dairy's involved, then its 15 minutes later. (sorry TMI)

[dawgfan]

I should also give props to Flasch for inspiring this kind of lunacy. Thanks for another instant-classic thread Flasch!

[Radii]

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/mc_flasch.gif


As always, you are my hero.

And $320 on hair?!?!?! Holy crap.

[Celeval]

Ive never been to one...they also just opened a Maggiano's and P.F. Changs there. It'll be a while before I sit for 2 hours for something that Ill shit out a few hours later......unless dairy's involved, then its 15 minutes later. (sorry TMI)
In about three weeks, go at 11:30am (pre-lunch rush). Somewhat pricey, but a lot of food and worth it. Unsurprisingly, good desserts.

[Flasch186]

my nieghbor across the street runs the PFC and he couldn't get us in without the wait....eh, fuck it. in the last few days Ive bought 2 new games, GF got new door handles for the doors in the house (yes they fucking worked fine but why not spend a little more dough - its hard for me to argue when im a video game addict) so Im too busy to spend 2 hours standing in line.

[lurker]

Why would anyone pay more than 10 or 15 bucks to get their hair done? Chances are it'll look worse than before, and even if it looks better (which is a big if because everyone I know who spends a lot of money on their hair looks like they stuck it in a toaster) it won't last forever.

[Flasch186]

Why would anyone pay more than 10 or 15 bucks to get their hair done? Chances are it'll look worse than before, and even if it looks better (which is a big if because everyone I know who spends a lot of money on their hair looks like they stuck it in a toaster) it won't last forever.

I think when I said, "Its just hair." that was a bad thing...I think.

[lurker]

Tell her that her hair looks better natural, which might make her feel better. That's true most of the time anyway -- I mean, it's not 1990 where everyone has hair-sprayed bangs or something.

[Desnudo]

The way trends have been running lately, I have a bad feeling we will be seeing feathered hair making a return soon.

[MikeVic]

LOL. Damnit for making me laugh out loud again.