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tdydynasty
03-22-2005, 08:31 PM
I have had the game since it came out in 1985 and still can't get out of level 1. I am the worst arcade player ever. Everyone else in my family has made it and went on to other arcade games. That is why I am in sim games.
BigJohn&TheLions
03-22-2005, 08:51 PM
Is it true that Terry Schiavo beat you?
Draft Dodger
03-22-2005, 08:52 PM
I have had the game since it came out in 1985 and still can't get out of level 1. I am the worst arcade player ever. Everyone else in my family has made it and went on to other arcade games. That is why I am in sim games.
you've been trying for 20 years?
Is this some sort of parody post?
Schmidty
03-22-2005, 08:58 PM
I have an uncle is Montana.
tdydynasty
03-22-2005, 09:01 PM
Everyone I talked to said it was very easy but I just get tripped up. I broken several game consoles trying to do this. I get so frustrated that I brake the console. They are very cheap.
hhiipp
03-22-2005, 09:06 PM
Is it true that Terry Schiavo beat you?
Oh wow, rofl.
terpkristin
03-22-2005, 09:07 PM
Is this some sort of parody post?
That was my first thought, too, TLK... :D
/tk
Draft Dodger
03-22-2005, 09:10 PM
That was my first thought, too, TLK... :D
/tk
sure, once you get taken in by one, you become cautious for life
MizzouRah
03-22-2005, 09:15 PM
I love Tempest.
Todd
I have had Video Olympics since it came out in 1978 and still can't beat it. I am the worst Atari player ever. Everyone else in my family has made it and went on to Super Breakout. That is why I am in sim games.
{playing to a small crowd here}
Desnudo
03-23-2005, 01:23 AM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
mhass
03-23-2005, 08:12 AM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
MizzouRah
03-23-2005, 09:17 AM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
That's better than dog poop.
Todd
JeeberD
03-23-2005, 09:57 AM
My girlfriend won't play SMB with me anymore cause "I take too long." Is it my fault that I can beat the damn game on just one man?
KWhit
03-23-2005, 10:02 AM
My girlfriend won't play SMB with me anymore cause "I take too long." Is it my fault that I can beat the damn game on just one man?
My wife won't play HML with me anymore cause "I don't take long enough." Is it my fault I'm just a 3 minute man?
tanglewood
03-23-2005, 10:04 AM
Where's that video of the kid who completed SMBIII in 15 minutes or something ridiculous like that?
HomerJSimpson
03-23-2005, 10:09 AM
Where's that video of the kid who completed SMBIII in 15 minutes or something ridiculous like that?
I finished SMB in 5 minutes. I played 5 minutes and was finish from ever wanting to play it again.
SackAttack
03-23-2005, 11:13 AM
Where's that video of the kid who completed SMBIII in 15 minutes or something ridiculous like that?
From what I understand, as impressive a feat as that was, apparently he hacked the ROM to allow him to do some of that stuff - notably the cannonball bopping.
Took a little bit of the shine off for me when I found that out, but it's still a breathtaking sight for any gamer.
lytic
03-23-2005, 07:14 PM
007-373-5963
bosshogg23
03-23-2005, 07:16 PM
Punch out!
lytic
03-23-2005, 07:16 PM
I can still beat Mike Tyson (played the game again in Jan)
bosshogg23
03-23-2005, 07:19 PM
I tried playing a version online and got creamed. I need the old NES paddle in my hand. Soda Popinski can still mess me up even though I can beat Tyson. I suck.
tanglewood
03-23-2005, 07:24 PM
Punch out!
A few years ago, a flight I was on between London and Orlando had mini SNES's in the back of every seat.
I played Punch Out for the whole 7 hours.
Still didn't beat Tyson tho....
Airhog
03-23-2005, 07:42 PM
My wife won't play HML with me anymore cause "I don't take long enough." Is it my fault I'm just a 3 minute man?
Hot man love?
You sure you werent playing that with your bf?
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