Britney is pregnant

[Franklinnoble]

Wonder if her husband is the father...

Thursday, March 24, 2005
Copyright © Las Vegas Review-Journal

NORM: Jackson guard in legal trouble



A former Michael Jackson bodyguard has his own legal troubles.

Las Vegan Christopher Eric Carter, 25, characterized by the prosecution as a key witness in the singer's molestation trial, is in jail in Las Vegas on armed robbery, burglary and kidnapping charges.

A former security guard at Caesars Palace, Carter is being held on $850,000 bond. He was arrested Feb. 19, about two weeks after a robbery that netted $239 at the Jack in the Box at 4970 Spring Mountain Road.

He has been charged with robbery with a firearm, burglary with a firearm, and kidnapping with a firearm, according to police records obtained by the Review-Journal.

According to his grand jury testimony, Carter met Jackson during the 2002 filming here of the Martin Bashir documentary and worked for the pop star at Neverland Ranch for about a year, during the time of the alleged molestations.

Carter, in his grand jury testimony first reported by The Smoking Gun Web site last month, said that while driving the accuser and his family from Neverland Ranch to their home, the accuser's mother was upset, crying and praying. He also testified that he discovered the accuser driving a golf cart while intoxicated at Jackson's ranch.

A man wearing a white T-shirt over his head with cutout eye holes was seen committing the robbery and kidnapping on video surveillance tape, according to police records. The next day the FBI, acting on information gathered from a series of other robberies, went to Carter's residence and found a T-shirt with circular holes in a trash bag near a fence.

TV topics

"The Late Show with David Letterman" is holding an audition for stupid pet and human tricks from noon to 4 p.m. today at the MGM Grand. Call 1-888-PET-TRIK (1-888-738-8745). ...

ABC's "Extreme Makeover" show has an open call Saturday from 1-5 p.m. at The Beach, 365 Convention Center Drive. For more information: www.abc.com, keyword: makeover ...

Friday is the last day at KLAS-TV, Channel 8 for reporter Janine Gill, who is ending her five-year stay to return to San Jose, her hometown, to join her fiance. Victor Woodall, chief photographer at KLAS, left last Friday to accept a job at KPNX-TV, the NBC affiliate in Phoenix. He joined KLAS in 1998. ...

I goofed in Wednesday's column: Sue Manteris, who appears in "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous," is a morning anchor at KVBC-TV, Channel 3. She is identified as Sue Tripathi, her maiden name.

The Scene and Heard

You heard it here first: Britney Spears ... not a girl, soon to be a mommy. She's pregnant. Look for the announcement any day now. ...

Local "American Idol" contestant Mikalah Gordon is on shaky ground after a scathing review by judge Simon Cowell. "It was a complete and utter mess," Cowell told Gordon after her version of Taylor Dayne's "Love Will Lead You Back" during Tuesday's show. She'll be on the hot seat during tonight's cut-down, which was moved from Wednesday after the wrong telephone numbers were flashed Tuesday for three contestants, including Gordon. ...

It's hard to take Donald Trump seriously as a future force in Las Vegas after this Hall of Lame PR stunt: The Donald is claiming he's interested in having Jackson, if he's acquitted in his molestation trial, as a resident headliner at the New Frontier, where Trump and Phil Ruffin are collaborating on a 64-story luxury condominium high rise, which is going up behind the New Frontier. ...

Sightings

Actor Robert Duvall, in the second row at Lance Burton's magic show (Monte Carlo) on Tuesday night. He sent a note backstage telling Burton he enjoyed the show so much 10 years ago at the Hacienda that he came back to see him.

The Punch Line

"Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye." -- Letterman's Top 10 signs you've hired a bad Easter bunny

Norm Clarke can be reached at 383-0244 or [email protected].



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http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Mar-24-Thu-2005/news/26145937.html

[JeeberD]

The rags at the Walmart checkout counter today were all saying that Demi is preggers as well...

[Franklinnoble]

The rags at the Walmart checkout counter today were all saying that Demi is preggers as well...

My bad. I didn't take time to wrap it up...

[Kodos]

Oops... She did it again.

[Cringer]

The rags at the Walmart checkout counter today were all saying that Demi is preggers as well...

It was a good couple days on the road for me this week. :D

[Fonzie]

It was a good couple days on the road for me this week. :D

Sounds like it was a good week for your doctor's penicillin sales rep as well. ;)

[SunDancer]

Donald Trump having Michael Jackson as a headliner? Pretty mighty for someone who attacks someone for chewing tobacco (if you watch the Apprentice).

[Suicane75]

It was a good couple days on the road for me this week. :D

Congratulations, you now have to take care of 5 kids. Good luck with that. :D

[Cringer]

Congratulations, you now have to take care of 5 kids. Good luck with that. :D

Are you kidding me. do you know how much I could get in Child Support payments from Brittany Spears and Demi Moore? I could handle that....

[rkmsuf]

March 30, 2005 -- KEVIN Federline left his rumored-to-be-pregnant wife, Britney Spears, at her brother's Santa Monica apartment last weekend, and headed to Las Vegas. While there, the dancer partied with pals at Pure, in the company of self-described "VIP escort" Vanessa Hulihan, Us Weekly reports. "At one point, she was sitting on his lap," one onlooker tells the mag. ". . . he was sliding his hand between her thighs." Federline and Hulihan "hung out" all weekend, Us says, and he "refused to answer Britney's phone calls. He's been telling friends he doesn't want her to have his baby." He added: "If I ever get a divorce, I want to move to Vegas." Nice.

hxxp://www.nypost.com/gossip/22790.htm

[Pyser]

i think this marriage is just about over. already.

[DaddyTorgo]

trash trash trash. they're both trash. guess they're getting what they deserve

[JeeberD]

rkmsuf - FOFC's source for celebrity gossip...

[rkmsuf]

these are important cultural issues.

[Franklinnoble]

these are important cultural issues.

Agreed.

Oh, and, pix pls, kthx.

[JeeberD]

pix pls, kthx.

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/images/brit-007.jpg

[Fonzie]

So, is that white stuff on her face Clearasil or pimple puss?

[duckman]

I'd hit it.

[Franklinnoble]

So, is that white stuff on her face Clearasil or pimple puss?

Man juice. Looks like it's at least a few hours old.

[WSUCougar]

So in about nine months the world will welcome a bouncing baby skank?

[TLK]

These Britney threads are losing steam fast. A few years ago, all you had to do was put Britney in the thread title and you were guaranteed 100 posts.... oh, how the mighty have fallen...

[rkmsuf]

These Britney threads are losing steam fast. A few years ago, all you had to do was put Britney in the thread title and you were guaranteed 100 posts.... oh, how the mighty have fallen...

The good old days.

[Ksyrup]

Well, if the rumors are true, this might be a decent (trainwreck) show...although it looks to be more old crap than new:





Britney, hubby to star in reality series

'I am excited about showing my fans what really happened'




NEW YORK (AP) -- Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline have said "I do" to star in a UPN reality series that documents their courtship, engagement and wedding.

Featuring what UPN bills as "exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos" of their "personal love story," the six-episode series is scheduled to premiere later this year. It picks up shortly after the pair met in Los Angeles and headed to Europe on tour, where Federline performed as a backup dancer for Spears.

UPN is also shooting new footage and commentary with the couple, who wed in September. It was the second marriage in nine months for Spears, who married childhood friend Jason Alexander in a surprise wedding in Las Vegas in January. That marriage was annulled 55 hours later.

Last week, the 23-year-old pop singer lashed out at tabloid magazines for reporting that she's pregnant and that the marriage is on the rocks.

"I feel that last year the tabloids ran my life," Spears said Tuesday, in commenting on her new series, "and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past."

Said Dawn Ostroff, president of UPN: "Now, for the first time, their millions of fans will get to see and hear the couple's real story on UPN as told directly by them."

[Anthony]

does she get naked in the show?

[Pyser]

It's official! Pop the champagne! (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1500021/20050412/spears_britney.jhtml?headlines=true)

[rkmsuf]

holy motherchuckers

[tucker rocky]

http://www.unleadedjokes.com/images/brit-007.jpg

Awful I say, just awful.

No more, "I'm not that innocent".

[duckman]

I bet she likes it anally.

[Wolfpack]

I'll put the over/under on the Playboy appearance at 24 months. She'll want to prove she's back after the baby's born.

[rkmsuf]

Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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BRITNEY'S DIP IN THE POOL TURNS TOTALLY TOXIC
May 26, 2005


EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL ... NOW!! Who knew pregnant pop tart BRITNEY SPEARS was a ticking time bomb programmed to explode when she waddled to the pool after gobbling early brunch with hubby KEVIN "The Impregnator"FEDERLINE at ritzy Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey? Bikini-ed Brit smiled at pool-side gawkers, proudly promenading her belly-bump -- not to mention other swell bumps swelling with mommy-hood -- before slipping into the water aboard an air mattress.

But after 15 minutes of bob-bob-bobbing, the singer's tummy suddenly turned ... TOXIC! (Note: If you experience discomfort during this item, place head between knees -- but do NOT stop reading.) Queasy after undulating atop the H2O, Britney felt a wave of nausea, ditched her float and splashed desperately toward the pool steps when ... HUR-R-R-R-LLL! ... she up-chucked what she'd munched at brunch, spewing barf as swimmers shrieked and parents hustled kiddies from the water! OOPS!... Morning sickness!

Brit turned beet-red and fled as pool attendants rushed to net the floating mess. (Bet it turns up on eBarf ... er, eBay!) Britney's morning dip in the pool turns totally 'toxic

[Joe]

hahahaha

[rkmsuf]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bleh, bleh, bleh

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Britney's ready to strip


Los Angeles - Britney Spears is in talks to pose naked, months before she is due to give birth to her first child, Ananova.com reports.

According to Life & Style magazine, a source said: "The negotiations are in motion.

"Britney desperately wants to do it and knows she has to stay in good shape."

Vanity Fair editors hope to shoot the 23-year-old pop star in her seventh month so the issue can hit newsstands before she gives birth in autumn.

"Britney loves being pregnant," said the source, "and she loves her new body."

The magazine famously photographed a pregnant Demi Moore for a 1991 cover. - Ananova.com

[Suicane75]

I hope the kid grows up to be a gay, crackhead who one day does a reveal all on Geraldo with his boyfriend Cody Gifford.

[korme]

Dude, why didn't Britney want to post nude 7 months ago. Gar

[Suicane75]

Dude, why didn't Britney want to post nude 7 months ago. Gar
Silly, she isn't even a member here.

[Franklinnoble]

Silly, she isn't even a member here.
Countdown to someone registering Britney Spears in 3... 2... 1...