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B & B
03-28-2005, 07:41 PM
a McGriddles.


Seriously. WTF.

A McGriddles. Later in this commercial the guy says,

I go get myself another McGriddles. WTF?!?! The commercial sucks, but I cant even watch it now. All weekend I was getting up/changing the channel during some great basketball due to this crap. There, Im done with it. Never have I or will I eat a McGriddle. Nor a McGriddles. Whatever.

Lets try this. A women is like a cup of coffees.
Desnudo
03-28-2005, 07:43 PM
You don't have a remote?
JeeberD
03-28-2005, 07:43 PM
MUTE
Ksyrup
03-28-2005, 07:45 PM
I had the same reaction to the fact that he added the 's'. I'm guessing he screwed up the script and they didn't feel like redoing it.
vyshka
03-28-2005, 07:45 PM
You don't have a remote?

hey, that needs to go in the best invention of the 20th century thread. :D
JeeberD
03-28-2005, 07:51 PM
It is because it is the common short form of the true name, the McGriddles Sandwich, which consists of two McGriddles (or griddle cakes) around your choice of fillings. Or something like that...
Airhog
03-28-2005, 07:57 PM
A woman is like a whore. :D
MikeVick7
03-28-2005, 08:29 PM
Yeah the McGriddle(s) thing is bugging the crap out of me too.
tabucko
03-28-2005, 08:33 PM
I hate the fact that the chick is ok looking, but she is helplessly attracted to this dumb ass. (Can't tell I'm single and looking, can ya?)
BigJohn&TheLions
03-28-2005, 08:41 PM
A woman really is like a mcdonalds breakfast sandwich...

1. There is nothing real there.

2. It's the last thing you want to eat in the morning.

3. You've had better, but you eat it anyway...
SnowMan
03-28-2005, 09:44 PM
A woman really is like a mcdonalds breakfast sandwich...

1. There is nothing real there.

2. It's the last thing you want to eat in the morning.

3. You've had better, but you eat it anyway...
lmao nice! http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
LloydLungs
03-28-2005, 11:40 PM
I hate the fact that the chick is ok looking, but she is helplessly attracted to this dumb ass. (Can't tell I'm single and looking, can ya?)

That's the inherent flaw with this commercial. It's not just that he's a dumbass (lots of dumbasses get tail), but he's a ball-less nerdy dumbass. A cute chick would never be interested in that dweeb to begin with, but even if she were, she would bail after he failed to grasp the relatively simple (though admittedly shaky) McGriddles metaphor.

I can only guess that this young woman was molested by a gang of moronic McDonald's-eating super-geeks early in childhood, as that would provide the only psychological justification for the pathetic borderline begging we see in this advertisement. Her self esteem is clearly in the dumps for reasons we can only speculate about.

*sigh* Yeah, I'm single and looking too.
Ragone
03-29-2005, 02:20 AM
I like her because she somehow manages to eat that mcgriddles in 6 seconds.. thats some strong mouth power right there :)
Vinatieri for Prez
03-29-2005, 02:22 AM
I guess I am lame as well because my answer was the same as the guy (have another girl). But seriously, I think I did miss the humor. From the girl's point of view, what was she expecting or hoping he would say?
TLK
03-29-2005, 02:27 AM
I like her because she somehow manages to eat that mcgriddles in 6 seconds.. thats some strong mouth power right there :)
I couldn't decide.... but you sold me.......
cuervo72
03-29-2005, 07:13 AM
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good,
and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Lathum
03-29-2005, 09:53 AM
I hate the fact that the chick is ok looking, but she is helplessly attracted to this dumb ass. (Can't tell I'm single and looking, can ya?)
Well obviosly the point of the commercial is if you eat at McDonalds you can get cute chicks, even if you are a geeky looking dumbass.



I suddenly have the urge for a Big Mac.
Passacaglia
03-29-2005, 10:01 AM
I think you mean a Big Max.
AZSpeechCoach
03-29-2005, 07:57 PM
I'd hit it.
timmynausea
03-29-2005, 09:47 PM
Count me in the camp that feels that a single sandwich should be called a McGriddle. If you do go the McGriddles route, what do you call two sandwiches? McGriddleses? A wild pack of McGriddle? I've been calling that fucking thing a McGriddle for over a year now, and I'm not changing.
Franklinnoble
03-30-2005, 12:16 PM
Count me in the camp that feels that a single sandwich should be called a McGriddle. If you do go the McGriddles route, what do you call two sandwiches? McGriddleses? A wild pack of McGriddle? I've been calling that fucking thing a McGriddle for over a year now, and I'm not changing.

McGriddi, of course.