Noop
03-30-2005, 06:36 AM
While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man
came up to
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against
the tree. Seeing this he
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
you doing?
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other
man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his
ear up against
it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of
handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What
the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole story about how he got
there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy
shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind
the ear and said, "This
just isn't
gonna be your day.."
came up to
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against
the tree. Seeing this he
inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are
you doing?
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other
man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his
ear up against
it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of
handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What
the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole story about how he got
there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy
shook his head in
sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind
the ear and said, "This
just isn't
gonna be your day.."