My Idiot Move of the Month - March 2005

[Balldog]

What a way to end the month.

As posted earlier about the incident in almost getting into the wrong Navy Blue Explorer at Burger King.

This one may be better.

About 11:00 am yesterday I decide I wanted to go to Subway for lunch, I ask one of the guys if he wants a sub, he says yes.

About 11:30 my boss who was in a meeting with a few customers asked me if I would go pick their lunch up from Subway, if I do so he will buy mine. Sweet! Generally I would go pick up my lunch and the other guy's lunch so he didn't have to leave work, he is older and not quite so healthy. BUT I needed a hand with all the extra subs and drinks I had to get so I asked him to come with me, he said he would.

About 12:00, co-worker comes to my desk and asks if I am ready and stated that he wanted to have quick smoke. I was parked in the back of the parking lot so I told him that would work I will just pull around front and pick him up. I go to car and go.

About 12:05, I realize I am a block away from Subway and how was I going to carry all this crap. Then I remembered I was supposed to pick up my co-worker at the front. DOH!

12:10 I arrive back at the front door to pick him up, he says "What in the f-ck are you doing?"

I need more sleep. Granted I had a lot going on at work and was mentally preparing for last night's game, I thought this was quite humorous.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Now we present the Hatcher Flaschen version of the same story:

remember that time me and bf got into the wrong exp at the bk!!? well check this out it can get worse but it was funny lol. so i wanted to go to subway (EAT FRESH EAT FRESH) but i had to ask OG (that's old guy you fuckers!!) if he wanted a sub because he likes the subs but he cant go on his own being an OG and all. so he said yea and i'm about to go but the boss is all get me one too and it had better be that sweet onion teriyaki shit. i was gonna say no but boss said he'd buy mine so i ask if he'll buy one for OG and BF and 3R and GF and Cooter and he says ok. so how am i gonna carry all these eat fresh subs and my maroon 5 cd!! gotta call OG. so he says i'll meet you out front after i smoke and take a shit and i say ok. so i go out back and get in the exp and then a block away from subway jared reminds me HEY YOU FORGOT OG!!! oh shit! OG fucked me again!

rofl

[CleBrownsfan]

For some reason I laughed really hard at this story!!

Thanks for sharing...

[st.cronin]

Now we present the Hatcher Flaschen version of the same story:

remember that time me and bf got into the wrong exp at the bk!!? well check this out it can get worse but it was funny lol. so i wanted to go to subway (EAT FRESH EAT FRESH) but i had to ask OG (that's old guy you fuckers!!) if he wanted a sub because he likes the subs but he cant go on his own being an OG and all. so he said yea and i'm about to go but the boss is all get me one too and it had better be that sweet onion teriyaki shit. i was gonna say no but boss said he'd buy mine so i ask if he'll buy one for OG and BF and 3R and GF and Cooter and he says ok. so how am i gonna carry all these eat fresh subs and my maroon 5 cd!! gotta call OG. so he says i'll meet you out front after i smoke and take a shit and i say ok. so i go out back and get in the exp and then a block away from subway jared reminds me HEY YOU FORGOT OG!!! oh shit! OG fucked me again!

rofl

That was amazing.

[paperstreetsoap]

hahahhaa, pumpy's version was solid

[Franklinnoble]

Way to bring it, Pumpy... genius...

Somebody do a flere impression...

[gottimd]

Would he have told us who "OG" was, or just add it in there as if we were supposed to know?

[Fritz]

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[st.cronin]

Would he have told us who "OG" was, or just add it in there as if we were supposed to know?

That actually struck me as being a little off as well - we would have thought he was working with a hip-hop artiste or something.

[Balldog]

Now we present the Hatcher Flaschen version of the same story:

remember that time me and bf got into the wrong exp at the bk!!? well check this out it can get worse but it was funny lol. so i wanted to go to subway (EAT FRESH EAT FRESH) but i had to ask OG (that's old guy you fuckers!!) if he wanted a sub because he likes the subs but he cant go on his own being an OG and all. so he said yea and i'm about to go but the boss is all get me one too and it had better be that sweet onion teriyaki shit. i was gonna say no but boss said he'd buy mine so i ask if he'll buy one for OG and BF and 3R and GF and Cooter and he says ok. so how am i gonna carry all these eat fresh subs and my maroon 5 cd!! gotta call OG. so he says i'll meet you out front after i smoke and take a shit and i say ok. so i go out back and get in the exp and then a block away from subway jared reminds me HEY YOU FORGOT OG!!! oh shit! OG fucked me again!

rofl

LOL, damn your version is way better :D

[gottimd]

That actually struck me as being a little off as well - we would have thought he was working with a hip-hop artiste or something.

I would've thought OG was "Overweight girlfriend"

[Pumpy Tudors]

I know that he wouldn't have normally told us who OG was, but after we tried for ages to figure out what BF meant (if I remember correctly, BF is his longtime boyfriend), I think he's going to start telling us what all of these things mean now.

[stevew]

http://www.zoominternet.net/~stevedubbya/Balldog.jpg

[Balldog]

LOL