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JPhillips
04-06-2005, 09:52 AM
Regardless of what Buc says, I think this really marks the death of common sense.


AWhole Bleaching (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,12629346^12274,00.html)

Getting to the bottom of an unwholesome obsession

March 23, 2005
HEARD of sphincter bleaching? Beauticians are billing it as the new Brazilian wax.

"In the last couple of months I've had a lot of requests, so I've started some experiments," says Sydney beautician Anna Marsiano from The Bees' Knees salon.

"I've got one client who's a divorced woman with a couple of kids. She was looking at a Playboy magazine with her new boyfriend and he was making some comments about how clean and light the women looked. My client started to get a little paranoid."

Marsiano says she uses a herbal brand popular in the Philippines as a facial whitener. It is applied to the dark pigmentation around women's rectums as well as to their vaginal areas. Marsiano says the product does not damage the skin and has "rejuvenating" properties.

But another Sydney beautician, asked about her anal lightening equipment, produces a completely different product altogether. It's a cream that clearly states it is designed to be used on hair. This beautician has treated sex workers and strippers for years, but says mainstream demand has risen sharply over the past six months. She acknowledges that her long-term clients (many of whom come in for treatments every six weeks) suffer serious skin problems. "I explain that it will give them eczema and so on, but they want it anyway," she says.

Hard-line feminists will no doubt respond with an outraged "What will the misogynist patriarchy do to us next?" (possibly staging some sort of "reclaim the date" march). The cosmetic entrepreneurs, meanwhile, are bound to capitalise on the controversy by selling DIY backdoor bleaching kits (possibly along the lines of the personalised mouth moulds provided for teeth whitening).

As with all debates about society's relentless pursuit of beauty, however, the answer to "how much is too much?" is hard to ascertain.

Critics should not be so quick to write off glamour-seekers as witless victims. Beauty is currency, with studies showing that spunks of both sexes do better in jobs, schools, relationships and the courts. Devoting time and resources to keeping yourself nice could therefore be viewed as a worthwhile investment.

But making a rational decision about whether to undergo an extreme upgrade such as a labial reduction, a navel reconstruction or an arse implant requires consideration of a tricky cost and reward equation: in short, will X amount of pain, money and risk of disfigurement or death equal Y amount of increased happiness? If it was possible to come up with a definite "yes" to this question, signing up for surgery would make perfect sense.

Unfortunately it is impossible to get enough facts to make an informed decision. Experts describe cosmetic medicine in Australia as "cowboy country". There's no uniform system of accreditation and no easy way to track down the success rate of a particular procedure or practitioner. Financial interest also makes it hard to trust the advice of the scalpel and acid wielders.

The other big unknown is the amount of extra happiness you're likely to feel post procedure. How can you be sure when there are so many variables? And wouldn't it be safer to try a less risky course of action first? On the Insight program on SBS television next week, Victorian Health Services Commissioner Beth Wilson says she's seen cosmetic surgery patients who've had "terrible scarring, numbness, palsy, where the face just hangs down" – an awful price to pay if the happiness gamble doesn't go your way.

The good news on sphincter bleaching is that it's safer than anything involving general anaesthetics or fat-vacuuming gizmos. The bad news is that you could be in for a lifetime of skid marks. The chairwoman of the Australian Medical Association's ethics committee, Rosanna Capolingua, says the use of harsh bleaching substances could cause anal burning and scarring. This, in turn, could lead to anal incontinence or an inability to pass stools at all.

Sound attractive? If the figures in the cost and reward equation don't add up, perhaps it's worth giving the bleach a miss and locating a lover who doesn't expect your bum to look like Barbie's.

Anthony
04-06-2005, 10:16 AM
Man: "I'm leaving you"
Woman : "But why, i thought things were going good?"
Man: "Your anus is several shades darker than the norm."

i wish i could see this exchange in person. how do you keep a straight face telling someone their asshole isn't light enough.

WSUCougar
04-06-2005, 10:16 AM
This gets the prestigious 2005 "Actually made Cougar LOL at a thread title" award.

Flasch186
04-06-2005, 10:19 AM
I call BS.

When, WHEN, has Playboy ever shown an Anus in a picture? I think they were obviously looking at Swank, or Hustler.

QuikSand
04-06-2005, 10:22 AM
Australian Playboy is full of ass.

beats me...

sovereignstar
04-06-2005, 10:24 AM
ooo ooo Mother's Day is coming up!

gottimd
04-06-2005, 10:27 AM
ooo ooo Mother's Day is coming up!

So is my Fiances Birthday, sweet, maybe I can get a 2 for 1 deal!


In Fact "Ass bleaching on the house!"

Anthony
04-06-2005, 10:47 AM
wouldn't it occur to these stupid females that if it's in a porn mag it most likely has been digitally altered with a graphic editing program?

yeah, like all those whores don't have *any* blemishes whatsoever on their bodies. :rolleyes: women are the worst, how do they get out of bed constantly putting themselves down and personally bruising their own ego's comparing themselves to humans who starve themselves or pay to have their bodies augmented? what a bad species.

Ksyrup
04-06-2005, 10:51 AM
Man: "I'm leaving you"
Woman : "But why, i thought things were going good?"
Man: "Your anus is several shades darker than the norm."

i wish i could see this exchange in person. how do you keep a straight face telling someone their asshole isn't light enough.
Actually, the best part of this whole story is that this is a typical female thing to do - some woman took an otherwise harmless comment and projected it onto herself. The boyfriend didn't tell her he thought she was too dark or ask her to do anything about it. I highly doubt he made the comment meaning it to be a comparison. But, as women do, she took it personally, and created a cottage industry out of paranoia. I'm sure there are some people for whom this is a big deal, but I highly doubt most men care. In fact, I bet there are a significant number of men who have never seen (or at least, closely examined) - and who never want to see - their woman's anus.

gottimd
04-06-2005, 10:53 AM
Is it possible Michael jackson did this, and just went crazy with the bleach?

sovereignstar
04-06-2005, 11:00 AM
Actually, the best part of this whole story is that this is a typical female thing to do - some woman took an otherwise harmless comment and projected it onto herself. The boyfriend didn't tell her he thought she was too dark or ask her to do anything about it. I highly doubt he made the comment meaning it to be a comparison. But, as women do, she took it personally, and created a cottage industry out of paranoia. I'm sure there are some people for whom this is a big deal, but I highly doubt most men care. In fact, I bet there are a significant number of men who have never seen (or at least, closely examined) - and who never want to see - their woman's anus.

Shit, I never knew women even had anuses. Only flower gardens and chocolate cake.

21C
04-06-2005, 11:35 AM
I first heard about this a few months ago and it was supposed to be popular in the gay community. That I'm more likely to understand.

Flasch186
04-06-2005, 12:00 PM
woman's anus.

no idea what youre talking about?

Ksyrup
04-06-2005, 12:19 PM
exactly


I have a similar issue with eyebrows. Unless a woman looks like Eugene Levy, I'm not noticing eyebrows AT ALL. This tweaking, or worse yet, completely replacing them with penciled-in brows, is ridiculous. I don't remember the last time I looked at a woman's eyebrows.

gottimd
04-06-2005, 12:20 PM
exactly


I have a similar issue with eyebrows. Unless a woman looks like Eugene Levy, I'm not noticing eyebrows AT ALL. This tweaking, or worse yet, completely replacing them with penciled-in brows, is ridiculous. I don't remember the last time I looked at a woman's eyebrows.

How can you even see the womans eyebrows, that would mean I have to tilt my head upwards from where it is generally looking.

Anthony
04-06-2005, 12:27 PM
i hate penciled in eyebrows. makes them look like Ming the Merciless.

Anthony
04-06-2005, 12:35 PM
http://www.erikssonstunnbrod.se/max/ming.gif

sovereignstar
04-06-2005, 12:42 PM
Alright guys, NOW we are getting somewhere. Fucking thinass eyebrows. I hate them. Especially when they don't even conform to the women's eyebrow bone structure. Leave them be if you can. Now you don't have to go all Frida Kahlo on me, but Kathy Ireland was hot. There are a number of girls who at least used to have thicker eyebrows (by today's standards) and they were damn sexy.

Anthony
04-06-2005, 12:45 PM
Denise Richards has a great rack of breast for a bushy browed chick.

sovereignstar
04-06-2005, 12:50 PM
Denise Richards has a great rack of breast for a bushy browed chick.

Yup. I was thinking of her as well. Jennifer Connelly also had thicker eyebrows at one point, maybe not so much now.

Suicane75
04-06-2005, 10:57 PM
Big eyebrowed chicks always look too manly for my tastes, the 2 noted above are no exception although Richards much more so.

Edit: And an off color asshole always gives me pause, I need to find a way to get in a give a good sniff without being noticed.

sovereignstar
04-06-2005, 11:04 PM
Big eyebrowed chicks always look too manly for my tastes, the 2 noted above are no exception although Richards much more so.

Why you always gots to disagrees with me. Chew on this for awhile. I need you to get fat!

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Suicane75
04-06-2005, 11:06 PM
Why you always gots to disagrees with me. Chew on this for awhile. I need you to get fat!

http://home.no.net/tuxium/home/img/bigdivimg/hansgrtb.gif



http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/frida/frida-poster01.jpg

That, that's not cool.

sovereignstar
04-06-2005, 11:07 PM
Look! A cage!

http://www.sacopera.org/images/hansel/hanselincage.jpg

Suicane75
04-06-2005, 11:09 PM
You're trying to afraid me up. Stop it.

Easy Mac
04-06-2005, 11:20 PM
These women just need to get some Crest White Strips... 14 days and that shit is pearly white.

Rizon
04-06-2005, 11:35 PM
Some women use cover-up. Not that I would know.