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SirFozzie
04-13-2005, 01:02 PM
Thankfully, not his own. Really,something out of a Denis Leary routine

MORRISVILLE, Vt. --A 17-year-old Morrisville youth was being held on $100,000 bail after police said he raided a tomb in a cemetery and removed a head from a corpse.

"We had a person voice their concerns about information they had heard on the street," said Chief Richard Keith of the Morristown Police Department.

Keith said police at first could not believe what they had heard. But when they went to Morrisville Cemetery and investigated, they found that someone had broken into a tomb, broken open the casket and removed a man's head.

"We had the funeral director come to the scene and we pulled the casket out. Yes, indeed, we found remains and they had been disturbed," Keith said.

Nickolas Buckalew, 17, later was arrested and charged with unauthorized removal of a dead body. He pleaded innocent to the crime.

Police believe they have a strong case against Buckalew because remains and evidence were found in a silo near the suspect's home outside the village and one-fifth of a mile from the cemetery.

"Within minutes we found the duffle bag with the remains in it and tools that were used to enter the tomb and the casket," Keith said.

The victim's widow, the only family member in the area, was told of the vandalism.

"The widow was in shock," the chief said. "She did not want any information. She did not want to know any details."

Authorities are not sure of the motive of the crime. Court documents said the suspect allegedly talked of using the man's head as a bong or a pipe for smoking marijuana.

rkmsuf
04-13-2005, 01:05 PM
Just lock him up now for life and avoid future hassles.

Subby
04-13-2005, 01:12 PM
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just cut off his head and use it as a bong?

sovereignstar
04-13-2005, 01:14 PM
9-11

MikeVic
04-13-2005, 01:21 PM
What an idiot.

edit: I'm posting from dynamic2, and my post just came above Coug's... I thought there was a theory that dynamic2 was the "correct" server, so unless Coug posted from another, that theory can be laid to rest I think.

WSUCougar
04-13-2005, 01:21 PM
That's seriously fucked up.

Ksyrup
04-13-2005, 01:25 PM
"We had the funeral director come to the scene and we pulled the casket out. Yes, indeed, we found remains and they had been disturbed," Keith said.


I write stuff like "yes, indeed" all the time, but who in the hell talks like that? And a cop, to boot!

TLK
04-13-2005, 01:28 PM
Must of been the video games that screwed him up....

Ben E Lou
04-13-2005, 01:28 PM
What an idiot.

edit: I'm posting from dynamic2, and my post just came above Coug's... I thought there was a theory that dynamic2 was the "correct" server, so unless Coug posted from another, that theory can be laid to rest I think.It's more complicated than that, I think. One or more of the non-dynamic2 servers is a little ahead of dynamic2, and one or more is a little behind dynamic2. So, if Coug posted from another server, it could have gone either way, depending on which server.

Wolfpack
04-13-2005, 02:06 PM
"Look, man! I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and smoke it in this one!"

(Denis Leary, "No Cure for Cancer")

maximus
04-13-2005, 02:21 PM
Just lock him up now for life and avoid future hassles.


Couldn't have said it any better myself.

tucker342
04-13-2005, 02:22 PM
ummm wow.... that idiot gives potheads a bad name.

Strictly smoking wise (forget the fact that it's completely fucked up to use a human head to begin with for just a second) it doesn't even make since, I'd imagine that using a skull would make the bud taste really bad...

Franklinnoble
04-13-2005, 02:25 PM
ummm wow.... that idiot gives potheads a bad name.

Strictly smoking wise (forget the fact that it's completely fucked up to use a human head to begin with for just a second) it doesn't even make since, I'd imagine that using a skull would make the bud taste really bad...
Did potheads previously have a good name?

Karlifornia
04-13-2005, 02:56 PM
Did potheads previously have a good name?


You, know? It's funny-I didn't realize how bad people think marijuana is until I went out to the midwest/south. The government has marijuana in the same class as heroin, and people truly believe that pot is as bad or worse than heroin. I don't smoke weed very much anymore, but all I remember is that it made TV funny, and it also took me a real long time to count out change for the pizza guy :)

sovereignstar
04-13-2005, 03:36 PM
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Subby
04-13-2005, 03:43 PM
You, know? It's funny-I didn't realize how bad people think marijuana is until I went out to the midwest/south. The government has marijuana in the same class as heroin, and people truly believe that pot is as bad or worse than heroin. I don't smoke weed very much anymore, but all I remember is that it made TV funny, and it also took me a real long time to count out change for the pizza guy Show me the last heroin user that tried to use a human head to shoot up...

BigJohn&TheLions
04-13-2005, 03:57 PM
I can't believe that this idiot was just smoking some herb... I'd think that someone would get paranoid as hell trying to smoke out of a real skull. The one thing I can guarantee is that he didn't break into the tomb and rip off the guy's head after smoking a bowl.

This even tops the story I heard from a friend of mine. He saw on a documentary where they showed how guys in 'Nam would turn their M-16's into bongs and smoke out the barrel...

WSUCougar
04-13-2005, 04:04 PM
"A skull?!? No WAY!"

http://www.clt.astate.edu/wburns/spicoli.jpg

paperstreetsoap
04-13-2005, 04:12 PM
Show me the last heroin user that tried to use a human head to shoot up...
are you suggesting that one extreme case is leading you to believe that marijuana is equal or even more worse than heroin?

vtbub
04-13-2005, 04:56 PM
It's Vermont, I wouldn't be shocked if he was sentenced to time served.

Now, a deer's head...