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oliegirl
04-19-2005, 05:33 PM
Flying Sausage Breaks Man's Nose
Tuesday, April 19, 2005



Beware of flying frozen sausages.

An Englishman learned that the hard way Monday afternoon, according to British wire services.

"He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose," an ambulance-service spokesman told reporters.

The unnamed man, 46, had left work and was heading home to South Woodham Ferrers, Essex (search), east of London, when the meat missile entered his vehicle.

Despite having broken his nose, and losing a lot of blood, the driver declined to be taken to the hospital.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window," commented the spokesman. "I have never seen or heard of anything like this before."

Police said they were looking into the incident.

Franklinnoble
04-19-2005, 05:39 PM
I read the title of this thread, and thought, "Nice job, Radii."

:D

sovereignstar
04-19-2005, 05:40 PM
daddy would you like some sausage?

SackAttack
04-19-2005, 05:40 PM
I read the title of this thread, and thought, "Nice job, Radii."

:D

Guilty as well.

Desnudo
04-19-2005, 06:19 PM
Treble

Neuqua
04-19-2005, 06:20 PM
me four.

Joe
04-19-2005, 06:40 PM
I'll hit you with a meat missile.

Draft Dodger
04-19-2005, 07:00 PM
<-- also a perv

maximus
04-19-2005, 07:10 PM
this thread turns me on

Franklinnoble
04-19-2005, 07:22 PM
You know, if oliegirl ever gets pregnant, I'm bumping the shit outta this thread...

vex
04-19-2005, 08:47 PM
Thought the same as everyone else.

sterlingice
04-19-2005, 10:04 PM
Same here and felt the same disappointment upon reading the contents ;)

SI

KWhit
04-19-2005, 10:22 PM
How could you not think the worst (best?) with that thread title from one of the few females on the board?

KWhit
04-19-2005, 10:23 PM
Oh. Hey Shorty!

cthomer5000
04-19-2005, 10:23 PM
That ain't right.

JeeberD
04-20-2005, 12:26 AM
Boi-oi-oi-oing!