Remember, the keys to heaven are in your pants...

[Ksyrup]

I consider this work safe, although you may want to use caution as there are some, uh, choice words, like faith-fucking and cluster-trusting, that might scare someone. Funny stuff, though.


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[Ksyrup]

Oh, there are a couple of hotdog and buns shots, if that offends anyone.