What did they do with the Regular K?

[gottimd]

They have special K, like the cereal...
well what did they do with the Regular K?
And for that matter what ever happened to Kay Ballard?
If you said Mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like Ballard.

[Schmidty]

They also have a Circle K. I've been there. It smelled pine-sol and fried fish. I bought a pack of Big Red there.

[sovereignstar]

And what's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round, the glass is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine?