Whore College

[rkmsuf]

How do you qualify for a scholorship?


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San Francisco Woman Offers Red Light Education
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – The world’s oldest profession is now being taught in the world’s newest school.
On May 4, the Epicenter Gallery in San Francisco will become the site of the world’s first “Whore College,” to teach wannabe working girls and guys the ins and outs of prostitution.

The kinky college is the brainchild of prostitute and sex activist Carol Leigh and will offer classes in titillating topics like “Beauty Standards and Sex Work,” “Do-It- Yourself Web Cam” and “Safer Oral Sex Techniques.”

Leigh – who calls herself the “scarlet harlot” – claims there’s been a big demand for sex worker studies ever since the dot com bust of the late 1990s caused many Silicon Valley employees to become sex workers instead.

She figures the “Whore College” is the best way to lay down the facts to aspiring prostitutes.

Students can qualify for scholarships and will have a chance to earn a degree but don’t need to worry about passing tests because Leigh admits she’s “too liberal” to make the pupils pass a final.

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[GoldenEagle]

Better yet, how do you qualify as a test dummy?

[Lathum]

Wow, I wonder what happends to a guy if he gets exam anxiety?

[Ksyrup]

Instead of safer oral sex techniques, how about more effective oral sex techniques? The customer comes first, you know.

[Cringer]

Better yet, how do you qualify as a test dummy?

I think that is "Teacher's Aid"

[DeToxRox]

I hear their oral exam is a toughy

[weinstein7]

Is Velvet Jones teaching his legendary course, "I wanna be a ho?"

[hhiipp]

Suddenly I have the urge to want to go back to school.

[rkmsuf]

this should be the Back to School remake.

[sterlingice]

How do you qualify for a scholorship?
I think we all know the answer to that one ;)

SI

[rkmsuf]

I think we all know the answer to that one ;)

SI


I have "participated in a penis size study" on my application for admission.

[Desnudo]

I didn't know you were Hong Kongolese.

[rkmsuf]

I didn't know you were Hong Kongolese.


I was in disguise. I wanted to bring their average up.

[Desnudo]

Noble of you.

[Raven]

How proud of your daughter would you be if she won a scholarship here?


Yeah, Susie got a scholarship to Whore College. Apparantly she can suck the chrome off a bumper.

[sterlingice]

How proud of your daughter would you be if she won a scholarship here?


Yeah, Susie got a scholarship to Whore College. Apparantly she can suck the chrome off a bumper.
Even worse, do you want that in the local paper next to the other scholarship announcements? You'd have to make your phone number private.

SI

[Ksyrup]

this should be the Back to School remake.
Sam Kinnison, hunched over the bed, screaming: "SUUUCK IT. SUUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIITTT!!!"

[Ben E Lou]

The customer comes first, you know.Cute.

[fantastic flying froggies]

I seriously doubt this is the world's first. There must have hundreds such schools throughout the ages all over the world...

[st.cronin]

I know the salon schools around here offer 'free haircut' days once a month... maybe that idea could catch on.

[sterlingice]

I know the salon schools around here offer 'free haircut' days once a month... maybe that idea could catch on.
Make this man dean for his genius marketing ideas ;)

SI

[Rizon]

I thought this thread was going to be about Arizona State.

[st.cronin]

Make this man dean for his genius marketing ideas ;)

SI

I humbly accept the challenge!

[RendeR]

Sam Kinnison, hunched over the bed, screaming: "SUUUCK IT. SUUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIITTT!!!"


I Heart Ksyrup....I almost pissed my pants when I read this...Sam Kinnison was a god.

[DeToxRox]

So who runs this place?

The Dean of Emissions?

[Karlifornia]

A friend of mine actually attended this school. He was expelled after he got caught cheating on a mid-term--It's his fault...he knew the rules about Cialis....

[AZSpeechCoach]

I thought this thread was going to be about Arizona State.

You are a wretched person. :mad:

[PatchMK]

I heard Jackson's teaching the how to get a child in ur bed class.....that one should be interesting

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

I have "participated in a penis size study" on my application for admission.
Can I have Peter North sub in for me on that one?

[tategter]

Isn't prostitution illegal in California?

[judicial clerk]

Rizon just crushed all the fine ladies at Arizona State university.

[RendeR]

Rizon just crushed all the fine ladies at Arizona State university.


Thats ok, they're graduates, they're used to it.

[sterlingice]

Isn't prostitution illegal in California?
Lots of field trips to Nevada for "practice"?

SI

[Glengoyne]

Isn't prostitution illegal in California?
Details.

[jackyl]

So is the diploma still called a "sheepskin"?

[korme]

A friend of mine actually attended this school. He was expelled after he got caught cheating on a mid-term--It's his fault...he knew the rules about Cialis....
thats clever.. hows that working out for you?

[Rizon]

My bad. But you can't spell "Arizona" without "Rizon".