I quit smoking a month and a half ago

[Rizon]

And I've had the flu twice and the cold once. I've been sick a total of 4 times in my life before this. What gives? Should I start smoking again!?!?!?!1111

[terpkristin]

Sucks about getting sick (I actually think there's a rational explanation for it, but I can't think of it off hand).

Congrats on quitting, keep it up!!! :)

/tk

[Raiders Army]

Congratulations. It's been almost a year for me. June 13, 2004 is when I last smoked.

[Desnudo]

By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

[DeToxRox]

And I've had the flu twice and the cold once. I've been sick a total of 4 times in my life before this. What gives? Should I start smoking again!?!?!?!1111

To quote a comedian I presently forgot..

"I find smoking a cigarette makes it easier to quit"

[stevew]

I quit sometime last May/June and i feel a ton better. Just will yourself to never smoke again. It sucks sometimes, but honestly, you can never light one up again if you expect to quit.

[yabanci]

I walked across the street and it started raining. I don't like rain. Should I stop crossing the street?

[HomerJSimpson]

I walked across the street and it started raining. I don't like rain. Should I stop crossing the street?


No, you should start smoking. Depending on what you smoke, you might stop caring at all.

[Cuckoo]

I quit sometime last May/June and i feel a ton better. Just will yourself to never smoke again. It sucks sometimes, but honestly, you can never light one up again if you expect to quit.

Exactly. I quit four years ago, and I know that if I touch one even once, I'll start again.

[lungs]

I like cigarettes more than sunshine.

[sabotai]

By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Desnudo, I want to buy your rock.

[terpkristin]

Anybody need volcano insurance? ;)

[/family guy reference]

/tk

[Karlifornia]

I recently bought a pamphlet from Philip Morris that explains how to:

"enjoy the euphoric feelings that come with our world-famous products, while avoiding the hazards that accompany them.

Step 1:Draw smoke into your mouth, but without inhaling (we'll get to that later). Blow it into the mouth of a nearby pet, and cover their nose and mouth until they have swallowed the smoke.

Step 2: Wait 60 seconds.

Step 3: Position your pet so it is resting comfortably on it's back. Taking a small blade or boxcutter, make a vertical incision down your pet's torso.

Step 4: Locate your pet's lungs. Skewer them simultaneously with pointed objects and withdraw

Step 5: Enjoy

[Franklinnoble]

I like cigarettes more than sunshine.
Best. Post. Ever.

[sterlingice]

Desnudo, I want to buy your rock.
Dang it. I was beaten to yet another joke today :(

SI

[korme]

especially coming from a poster named lungs

[lungs]

especially coming from a poster named lungs


I have lungs of iron. That's why I love cigarettes so much.

[Lathum]

weird, i started smoking a month and a half ago and i've never felt better

[Fonzie]

I've never smoked and I feel just so-so.

[lungs]

I only feel bad when my carton is down to two packs and I'm going to have to steal or beg in order to get another carton.

It's bad enough trying to get drunk every night but with cigarette prices skyrocketing it makes it tough just to get by.

[Lathum]

I only feel bad when my carton is down to two packs and I'm going to have to steal or beg in order to get another carton.

It's bad enough trying to get drunk every night but with cigarette prices skyrocketing it makes it tough just to get by.
you sound really cool, if I give you some smokes can I join your gang?

[lungs]

Definitely, especially if you go to the store and maybe get me some liquor and some pepperoni too.

[Lathum]

Definitely, especially if you go to the store and maybe get me some liquor and some pepperoni too.
Sweet, what's your poison?

[lungs]

Tvarski Vodka or whatever is the cheapest 1.75 L

[Lathum]

cool on the way....oh, one thing....will your parents mind that it's a school night?

[lungs]

Shit, man, I haven't been in school for years. I never got anything past grade 9. I finished grade 9 but not grade 10.