I'm Staying At A Hotel Tonight

[Suicane75]

I can't tell you the name, but there are two trees involved.

[Craptacular]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

[GoldenEagle]

Did that GGW make you feel that much better about yourself?

[sabotai]

I like to wear do not disturb signs on my neck so kids can't tell me knock knock jokes. "Hey little nephew" "Knock-knock" "Read the sign punk!"

[Lathum]

why are you in a hotel?

[lungs]

You've got it lucky, I live in my car.

[DeToxRox]

Someone just asked me if I wanted a forzen banana. I said no. But then I thought I'd want a regular banana later, so I said yeah.

[DeToxRox]

Sui--

Make sure it has thirteen floors. You don't wanna be on fourteen with no thirteen below you and deal with a fire. If you jump out the window, you will die quicker.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Are you agraid of the dark
?

[Desnudo]

I can't tell you the name, but there are two trees involved.

That's the first time I've seen someone call a hammock a hotel. Uppity.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I can't tell you the name, but there are two trees involved.
Are you going to be ordering some crappy hotel porn because that's how you roll?

[Raiders Army]

Hopefully it's a Holiday Inn Express.

[KWhit]

Doubletree.

What do I win?

[scooper]

Doubletree has good cookies.

[Karlifornia]

The letter B looks like a number 13 squished together. "Hi, my name is Bob" GET THE FUCK AWAY!

[DeToxRox]

The letter B looks like a number 13 squished together. "Hi, my name is Bob" GET THE FUCK AWAY!


I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

So Sui, your parents took you on vacation with them?

[General Mike]

The DoubleTree in Somerset? That place is swank.

[Suicane75]

So Sui, your parents took you on vacation with them?
Not after last years dissaster known as Weekend O' Bingo.