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Ksyrup
05-11-2005, 12:05 PM
Smith caught with masking device
Vikes RB had paraphernalia to circumvent drug tests
Posted: Wednesday May 11, 2005 9:26AM; Updated: Wednesday May 11, 2005 10:58AM


MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- A Minnesota Vikings running back with a history of violating the NFL's drug policy was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.

Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Onterrio Smith April 21 after a search of his bag discovered six of seven vials of white powder, which police said were the same consistency as cocaine, according to a police report.

After the powder tested negative for drugs, Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with the jock strap, fake penis and bladder which he was also carrying. In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled "cleansing formula."

The rig was called "The Original Whizzinator" and Smith told police it was "for making a clean urine test." Smith told officers he was taking the kit to his cousin. The police report did not say where Smith was traveling.

Surtt
05-11-2005, 12:08 PM
I'm sure he was on his way to see his "cousin" Ricky Williams.

rkmsuf
05-11-2005, 12:09 PM
yeah I'm sure the fake penis was for a drug test

Desnudo
05-11-2005, 12:22 PM
jock strap and fake penis. Isn't that also known as a strap-on dildo?

Ksyrup
05-11-2005, 12:55 PM
What's the bladder called?

rkmsuf
05-11-2005, 12:56 PM
I believe it's called the bladder.

Ksyrup
05-11-2005, 01:05 PM
OK, what's the fake bladder in carry-on luggage called?

rkmsuf
05-11-2005, 01:08 PM
I don't know but is it proper to give your fake bladder a last name?

SegRat
05-11-2005, 01:10 PM
hxxp://www.whizzinator.com/

Logan
05-11-2005, 01:11 PM
EDIT: Damn it! Beat by a minute.

WSUCougar
05-11-2005, 01:12 PM
Dear god, Vikes, just cut that idiot. Talent or no, enough is enough. We need to be rid of players like him.

rkmsuf
05-11-2005, 01:12 PM
God bless google.

hxxp://www.thewhizzinator.com/


Uh, yeah. It's a hoot if you enjoy fake penises and dry urine.

Ksyrup
05-11-2005, 01:22 PM
And bladders called Onterio's Pee Smith.

Maple Leafs
05-11-2005, 01:43 PM
So wait, does that mean there are imitation Whizzinators?

(Oh, and don't think for one second that may fantasy football team this year won't be called "The Original Whizzinators".)

Blackadar
05-11-2005, 01:46 PM
jock strap and fake penis. Isn't that also known as a strap-on dildo?

We have a winner!

Joe
05-11-2005, 04:32 PM
oh well, having the device isnt a violation of league rules. I hope his cousin makes good use of it.

BigJohn&TheLions
05-11-2005, 04:37 PM
So, I guess I shouldn't have done a few lines with Smith...

Now I'm pissed.