View Full Version : Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. Commercial
Franklinnoble
05-23-2005, 06:04 PM
hxxp://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html
Probably NSFW.
I like the gal on the mechanical bull better...
yabanci
05-23-2005, 06:07 PM
great commercial, no doubt.
dawgfan
05-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame have stretched on waaaaaaay too long...
WSUCougar
05-23-2005, 06:18 PM
I didn't know they had a Skanky Thinburger.
DaddyTorgo
05-23-2005, 06:21 PM
that "too hot for tv" version just made me physically ill
tucker342
05-23-2005, 06:27 PM
I like the gal on the mechanical bull better...
me to...
I'd still hit it though:)
Franklinnoble
05-23-2005, 06:41 PM
me to...
I'd still hit it though:)
Anyone who says otherwise is lying...
hhiipp
05-23-2005, 07:06 PM
I think she's pretty nasty, count me as one who definately would not hit it.
Flasch186
05-23-2005, 07:24 PM
i would not "hit it" however i agree with these two:
http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/IHI8.jpg
flere-imsaho
05-23-2005, 07:25 PM
I continue to fail to see the attraction.
Franklinnoble
05-23-2005, 07:26 PM
I think she's pretty nasty, count me as one who definately would not hit it.
Yeah, whatever... if that woman was doing the bump and grind on your spicy cheeseburger, you wouldn't toss her outta bed.
oliegirl
05-23-2005, 07:29 PM
Yeah, whatever... if that woman was doing the bump and grind on your spicy cheeseburger, you wouldn't toss her outta bed.
Oh yes I would! And then I'd order a new cheeseburger...she is SKANKY! Definitely not on the women who could turn me into a lesbian list!!!
Suicane75
05-23-2005, 07:31 PM
I need to backpedal. I would do her. I would do her hard, I would do her long. I would do her till her nose bled and I couldn't feel my feet. I would do her so hard that the blackhead on my nose would pop and ooze.
She still has an ugly vagina though.
st.cronin
05-23-2005, 08:38 PM
I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
Suicane75
05-23-2005, 08:41 PM
Alright, assuming you know nothing about her, if you just walked into that garrage and saw her doing that and she asked you to bang her, would you say no?
st.cronin
05-23-2005, 08:45 PM
Alright, assuming you know nothing about her, if you just walked into that garrage and saw her doing that and she asked you to bang her, would you say no?
I don't think it's that unusual for a guy to be turned OFF by slutty behavior.
dawgfan
05-23-2005, 08:45 PM
Paris Hilton is too skinny, waaaaay too skanky and not particularly attractive. I see at least 5-10 random women as or more attractive than her everyday.
Suicane75
05-23-2005, 08:50 PM
I don't think it's that unusual for a guy to be turned OFF by slutty behavior.
I dont understand.......... http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif
Ksyrup
05-23-2005, 09:25 PM
She did it better 18 years ago:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/932175/KitaenTawny.jpg
and look at her now...
GreenMonster
05-23-2005, 10:42 PM
You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?
Raven Hawk
05-23-2005, 11:08 PM
Is this the new add for the Hot Carl?
Sharpieman
05-23-2005, 11:11 PM
I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
I couldn't have said it better
duckman
05-23-2005, 11:38 PM
I would only do her so I could "donkey punch" her.
Ksyrup
05-24-2005, 06:44 AM
You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?She's not hot. She's a skank ho.
If I knew nothing about her and just saw her, my objective take is that she's got a decent body, small rack, and a not-so-pretty face. She's not Nicole Ritchie ugly, but she's not all that pretty. However, knowing what I know about her, she might as well have leprosy.
hhiipp
05-24-2005, 07:15 AM
You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?
The problem is she's NOT a hot girl.
hhiipp
05-24-2005, 07:19 AM
Is this the new add for the Hot Carl?
What a shitty joke.
BrianD
05-24-2005, 08:25 AM
Oh yes I would! And then I'd order a new cheeseburger...she is SKANKY! Definitely not on the women who could turn me into a lesbian list!!!
I think we need to go back to this topic. :D
JeeberD
05-24-2005, 09:49 AM
She's not hot. She's a skank ho.
If I knew nothing about her and just saw her, my objective take is that she's got a decent body, excellent rack when naked, and a not-so-pretty face. She's not Nicole Ritchie ugly, but she's not all that pretty. However, knowing what I know about her, she might as well have leprosy.
Fixed it
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