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randal7
05-25-2005, 01:30 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm




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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- E IIMA -->Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.

The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.

A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said.

Videotape found

A videotape was found nearby by police called to the scene on Sunday.

A police spokeswoman said the pair were taken to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex.

They are both said to be in a critical condition.

She said the 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man from Hemel Hempstead suffered serious injuries.

She added: "At this stage we are unable to confirm the exact circumstances, but glass tubes and traces of accelerant (flammable substance) were found at the scene." The final film in the Star Wars series, Revenge Of The Sith, arrived at UK cinemas last week. One of the crucial scenes features a light sabre battle between Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker.<!-- E BO -->





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Neon_Chaos
05-25-2005, 01:35 AM
morons.

Karlifornia
05-25-2005, 01:36 AM
I hope they survive, so that we can someday see this tape. Or, wait, would we be more likely to see it if they die? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HOPING FOR!?!?!?

mckerney
05-25-2005, 01:58 AM
What complete idiots. Could they be any more stupid? Everyone knows you make a lightsaber by using a diatium power cell to focus energy through a crystal energy chamber. Of course had they done it this way they probably wouldn't have aligned the primary and focusing crystals correctly and this tragedy would have been even worse.

Neon_Chaos
05-25-2005, 02:17 AM
don't forget that you also need a sturdy lightsaber fixture and a focusing lens.

mckerney
05-25-2005, 02:27 AM
don't forget that you also need a sturdy lightsaber fixture and a focusing lens.

Yeah, though even if they'd had those they probably still would have bought a cheap inert power insulator for the power vortex ring.

Honolulu_Blue
05-25-2005, 06:08 AM
If they die they will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine...

cthomer5000
05-25-2005, 06:13 AM
If they die they will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine...
Unfortunately I could not help but laught at this. Well done.

timmynausea
05-25-2005, 09:12 AM
A friend of mine saw this. Apparently toward the end of the duel one of the nerds managed to position himself on high ground...

stevew
05-25-2005, 09:17 AM
If they die they will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine...

Mucho props for this one.

Julio Riddols
05-25-2005, 10:44 AM
I just hope the force they were using wasn't force of habit.