Google Accident

[Julio Riddols]

hxxp://www.xxkerryxmwahxx.freewebspace.com/photo4.html

Ok.. Ladies and Gentlemen.. I present to you one of the most uniquely interesting, horrifying, and downright weird pages I have ever come across.. all by accident.

Firstly, I have no idea what the hell this girl (who I assume made the page) is trying to say.. I do know its in english, but I smell a hint of scotland or something in there.. Very foreign english.

Secondly, these kids look like theyre maybe 8 or 9, but they seem to have the attitudes of belligerent 30 something ex-cons with money. Theres also a very "gangster" feel to some of the pics..

Thirdly.. There is one picture in particular that could be one of the most interesting photos I have ever seen.. It is the one on the page I have linked you to, 5th from the top.. The caption on the right hand side says "wee bairdy".. Does that kid not look like he should be holding a cigar and blowing smoke? This is the pre teen male mona lisa if I have ever seen it...

And no, I don't frequently search for it (the pre teen male version of the mona lisa) but that would be what I would say most accurately describes this particular photo..

Anyway, enough of my coersion, Just look at the page already.. Its work safe and all, just some odd stuff. Thought you all might get a kick out of it, and I am interested in seeing what others reactions might be.

[WSUCougar]

I present to you one of the most uniquely interesting, horrifying, and downright weird pages I have ever come across
No offense, but you need to get out more. :D

[Julio Riddols]

Yeah... I do..

But regardless, I didnt mean to find this page in any way.. came across it by misclicking a link on google and bam..

I really found it interesting..

Its like a trip to William Wallace's youth, only modernized..

I'm just digging myself deeper here...

[WSUCougar]

I'm just digging myself deeper here...
Aye! Would ye like to see him crush me like a worm?

[Subby]

HEY ... COUGAR...

http://www.xxkerryxmwahxx.freewebspace.com/images/hollys_party_2.jpg

[WSUCougar]

Yup. They're 11...and they're BADASSES.

[Philliesfan980]

Julio, You're going to jail.

[Julio Riddols]

http://www.xxkerryxmwahxx.freewebspace.com/images/hollys_party_10.jpg

This is the "piece de resistance", for me.. Just needs some photoshopping.. Any takers?

[Ksyrup]

That kid looks like shorty manning.

[Julio Riddols]

Julio, You're going to jail.

http://www.etailgifts.com/images/Get%20Out%20of%20Jail.jpg

Not for very long!!

[BrianD]

I don't think I've ever seen someone write with that much of an accent before.

[Klinglerware]

For some reason, I feel a little violated after viewing that site...

[Daimyo]

How did you find Shorty's webpage?

[Ksyrup]

That kid looks like shorty manning.
This was supposed to cue the photoshoppers. Hint, hint.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Looks like Michael Jackson's heaven.

[cody8200]

No doubt...in this website the english language has been destroyed. Even if I tried my hardest, I doubt I could write so poorly. The website is truly a literary masterpiece. So the question arises, how did a site about 13 year olds come up in a random search? ;)

[Desnudo]

Sad that a father has failed to keep his 11 year old daughter off the pole.

Also very sad to see that 80s style is in full effect. Jean jackets, leg warmers, laceless shoes. All so tragic.

[Bubba Wheels]

Hey, rumor has it that Blackadar wears a mullet.

[ThunderingHERD]

These kids would kick their asses:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000634II.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Julio Riddols]

So the question arises, how did a site about 13 year olds come up in a random search? ;)

Well.. to be perfectly honest, I was looking for my friend Holly Wiggins's homepage.. She said she had one a long time ago, and that she used to find it by typing in her name in yahoo or google and thats how she would go back to it.. I guess after a while with no activity, her site is gone, however.. Sad, but true..

I would have enjoyed the site I was looking for, (it being a bunch of silly stuff she did in high school) But I think serendipity has a way of coming around and saying hi at the most incriminating moments.

And I am working on making "Shorty Manning" A true 11 year old gangster.

Also.. is it just me, or do these girls seem either older than the boys, or just overdeveloped for their age?