View Full Version : Aww crap, now I've gone and done it
JeeberD
05-29-2005, 02:59 PM
Just a couple of hours ago my girlfriend and I were at the Dallas Arboretum when I asked her to marry me and pulled out a ring. I don't think she even looked at the ring before kissing me and saying yes. :)
finkenst
05-29-2005, 03:02 PM
sucker.
Just kidding, JeeberD!
Congratulations.
Eaglesfan27
05-29-2005, 03:03 PM
Congratulations :)
Danny
05-29-2005, 03:03 PM
Nice knowing you.
Seriously, congrats to the both of you.
SirFozzie
05-29-2005, 03:04 PM
Congrats Jeebies :)
kcchief19
05-29-2005, 03:06 PM
Just a couple of hours ago my girlfriend and I were at the Dallas Arboretum when I asked her to marry me and pulled out a ring. I don't think she even looked at the ring before kissing me and saying yes. :) So you really didn't need the ring? Take it back!
And congratulations.
DaddyTorgo
05-29-2005, 03:06 PM
another one bites the dust eh? congrats jeebs. what am i the only single guy left?
Cringer
05-29-2005, 03:09 PM
sucker.
Just kidding, JeeberD!
Congratulations.
Jeebs just asked her to marry him, now is not the time to be spreading rumors about her. Have some respect. ;)
Besides, I heard she only swallows once in a while. :p
ok, sorry. Congrats Jeeber
gottimd
05-29-2005, 03:10 PM
Congrats!
Did that question count towards your post count?
Neuqua
05-29-2005, 03:13 PM
Nice story n congrats!
DaddyTorgo
05-29-2005, 03:17 PM
my girlfriend
picsplzkthnx
congratulations. you've won vagina for the rest of your life. real smart jeebs, way to think it through.
When shall we expect the invitations?
Cuckoo
05-29-2005, 03:20 PM
Congratulations Jeeber!
sterlingice
05-29-2005, 03:20 PM
Ooh. Dallas Arboretum- nice touch :)
Congrats
SI
JeeberD
05-29-2005, 03:21 PM
As soon as we decide on a date and place, TLK. ;)
Hell, we're not sure yet if we're gonna have it here in DFW or in Abilene...
Thanks for the congrats, guys. :)
sovereignstar
05-29-2005, 03:22 PM
No Olive Garden. pssssha
:)
Congrats.
MizzouRah
05-29-2005, 03:29 PM
See if you're allowed to play anymore FOF multiplayer! :)
Congrats my man!!
thealmighty
05-29-2005, 03:40 PM
Congrats, Jeeber.
From the other thread, if the reception is at OG, I don't think many of us will show up.
Lorena
05-29-2005, 03:43 PM
How awesome is that! Congrats :)
mhass
05-29-2005, 04:48 PM
Nice, Jeebs. Sounds like the response was really in doubt. Give her a big wet one for me.
ice4277
05-29-2005, 04:52 PM
Congrats man!
MacroGuru
05-29-2005, 04:55 PM
Congratulations!!
sabotai
05-29-2005, 05:18 PM
another one bites the dust eh? congrats jeebs. what am i the only single guy left?
Single 4 Life!
Congrats Jeeber.
Flasch186
05-29-2005, 05:19 PM
i have to leave the boards for good....it seems there is some disease going around and I dont want to catch it :)
Congratulations. We are all expecting invitations.
gottimd
05-29-2005, 05:40 PM
So should we be expecting a "MrsJeeberD" on the boards soon?
Telle
05-29-2005, 06:23 PM
Congrats!
DeToxRox
05-29-2005, 06:45 PM
PRE-KNUB!
Can't have her taking half your posts..
That said, congrats man.
stevew
05-29-2005, 06:51 PM
So should we be expecting a "MrsJeeberD" on the boards soon?
JezebelD?
condors
05-29-2005, 07:21 PM
congrats!
General Mike
05-29-2005, 07:30 PM
congrats, you bastard.
chinaski
05-29-2005, 07:33 PM
congrats jeeber! i have a feeling i might be starting one of these threads soon myself..
Samdari
05-29-2005, 07:37 PM
congratulations. you've won vagina for the rest of your life.
You're not married are you?
st.cronin
05-29-2005, 07:48 PM
Welcome to the club! Hey we should have a dual fofc style wedding somewhere ... pure madness.
gottimd
05-29-2005, 08:12 PM
I only got engaged because everyone on here was and I thought it was the cool thing to do.
You're not married are you?
lol... that was a line from Old School..
sachmo71
05-30-2005, 12:43 AM
Way to go, Jeebie!
mckerney
05-30-2005, 01:31 AM
Congrats.
Vince
05-30-2005, 01:32 AM
Congratulations buddy!
Logan
05-30-2005, 01:39 AM
No. God damn no. I'm not gonna be the only one here to realize HOW BAD this situation is. Damn, Jeeber, run. RUN! Not later, run now!
Congrats pal :). You might've lost your balls today, but at least you still have your...well, they can't take your...
Shit. Congrats I guess...
duckman
05-30-2005, 01:49 AM
Hot damn, Jeebs is getting hitch! :)
I wish you and your soon to be bride the best! :)
Buy a 12 pack of condoms. Not because your going to have sex 12 times this week but to prepare you for marriage where the going rate is 1 once per month for an average of 180 secs. Congrats but your penis hates you....
Nice work Jeebs.
How do her parents feel :)
flere-imsaho
05-30-2005, 11:09 AM
Congratulations! :D
Passacaglia
05-30-2005, 11:37 AM
Congrats, Jeebs! This thread stands a much better chance of ending without you getting put in the box! ;) But yeah, welcome to the club!
JeeberD
05-30-2005, 11:40 AM
Ooh. Dallas Arboretum- nice touch :)
Thanks! It's one of our favorite places to go together. A very beautiful spot... :)
No Olive Garden. pssssha
Hah! No, definitely no OG at the reception. I get enough of that stuff at work.
See if you're allowed to play anymore FOF multiplayer! :)
Well, we already live together so things shouldn't change that much, should they?
So should we be expecting a "MrsJeeberD" on the boards soon?
Nah. I've tried to introduce her to the board several times in the past but she just doesn't seem interested. It's probably better that way, really...
Welcome to the club! Hey we should have a dual fofc style wedding somewhere ... pure madness.
Beautiful! So you and your fiancee are OK getting married in Texas? ;)
How do her parents feel :)
Ahh, and of course it was bbor who brought up the Million Dollar Question. You do know me, buddy. :)
Well, when she called her parents and told them their reaction was "Ohhh.........." She asked them if they were happy, and they said that they were but they were shocked (we've been together 5.5 years, how surprised could they be?). They didn't sound overly enthused about it, though. Later my girl...fiancee called her little brother and asked him how her parents were taking it, and he said that they were happy about it. The kid doesn't pull any punches, so if they were talking any junk in front of him he would have told her.
I'm thinking they're a little worried since they're having some financial troubles as it is right now, but we're going to keep it pretty small and try to pay for most of it ourselves.
And thanks again for the kind words, everyone. If y'all are in Texas in August of next year feel free to drop by... :)
Suicane75
05-30-2005, 11:42 AM
5 and a half years, its time for them to get over their intial misgivings about you.
Congratulations man.
JeeberD
05-30-2005, 12:15 PM
Agreed, Sui. However, they've come a long way. Used to be that they couldn't hear my name without making a face, but my Thanksgiving with them was actually a pleasant experience.
fantastic flying froggies
05-30-2005, 04:00 PM
Congrats Jeebs! I'm happy for you.
Cap Ologist
05-31-2005, 01:10 AM
Congrats Jeebs!
Raiders Army
05-31-2005, 07:02 AM
Congrats!
FrogMan
05-31-2005, 08:30 AM
Congrats Jeebs!!! Now you two need to have a child and the slogan on the CFL t-shirts will really mean something to you :D :p
FM
sportsfan13
05-31-2005, 11:46 AM
Congratulations!!! There seems to have been a wave of engagements on here!
cartman
05-31-2005, 12:24 PM
Buy a 12 pack of condoms. Not because your going to have sex 12 times this week but to prepare you for marriage where the going rate is 1 once per month for an average of 180 secs. Congrats but your penis hates you....
So, sex averages 6 times longer once you get married? Sweet, I gotta get me a wife now!
MylesKnight
05-31-2005, 12:30 PM
Congratulations to you and your bride-to-be, Jeebs. :)
Excellent News!
Blackadar
05-31-2005, 12:51 PM
gratz
CamEdwards
05-31-2005, 12:54 PM
nice move, Jeebs.
And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah!
It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me.
sterlingice
05-31-2005, 01:00 PM
nice move, Jeebs.
And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah!
It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me.
To be fair, didn't your wife just have twins a month or two ago?
SI
judicial clerk
05-31-2005, 01:51 PM
Now Mrs. JeeberD will always be there; smiling, judging, watching...
JeeberD
05-31-2005, 08:26 PM
Congrats Jeebs!!! Now you two need to have a child...
Whoa now, big fella! No kids for a few more years...
oliegirl
06-01-2005, 08:37 AM
Awwwww - Congratulations! If your fiancee needs any help with planning - tell her to email me - I LOVE planning weddings :)
CamEdwards
06-01-2005, 08:49 AM
To be fair, didn't your wife just have twins a month or two ago?
SI
Yep, two months ago. And to be even more fair, at night I've been craving sleep a heckuva lot more than I've been craving sex.
hhiipp
06-01-2005, 09:11 AM
Well again in her defense Cam, you're probably not the easiest person to have sex with, I imagine the ashes from your cigs burn her a bit as you pump away.
Later my girl...fiancee
Get used to that, it stays pretty hard to remember. Hell, I've still called her a girlfriend at times after having been married.
Congrats man, welcome to wedding planning.
sterlingice
06-01-2005, 10:38 AM
Get used to that, it stays pretty hard to remember. Hell, I've still called her a girlfriend at times after having been married.
It just seems so weird to say and get used to saying. Since it's the path of least resistance, I blame the French.
SI
Bonegavel
06-01-2005, 10:43 AM
What's with all the grats? Did you finally get GI Jeeber to Level 3?
:D congrats.
Bonegavel
06-01-2005, 10:46 AM
Agreed, Sui. However, they've come a long way. Used to be that they couldn't hear my name without making a face, but my Thanksgiving with them was actually a pleasant experience.Don't take it personally (I'm sure you don't) but as a man with a daughter, NO MAN will be good enough for her. Goes with the territory. They will despise you for about 10 years until one day it dawns on them that you actually are a nice guy.
sterlingice
06-01-2005, 10:48 AM
Don't take it personally (I'm sure you don't) but as a man with a daughter, NO MAN will be good enough for her. Goes with the territory. They will despise you for about 10 years until one day it dawns on them that you actually are a nice guy.
That's weird- my fiance's parents love me. I, on the other hand, am clutching blueprints for a moat for any future daughter I have.
SI
Fonzie
06-01-2005, 11:07 AM
Congratulations JeeberD!
nice move, Jeebs.
And noop once again proves he doesn't know what he's talking about. Once a month, hah!
It's been a helluva lot longer than that for me.
Well I am sure your arms are looking like popeye's these days :)
http://www.math.pitt.edu/%7Ebard/bardware/popeye/popeye_half.gif
lurker
06-01-2005, 11:16 AM
Nothing new to say, just the usual -- congratulations! Did you make a big speech when you proposed?
JeeberD
06-01-2005, 11:27 AM
Nah, no big speech. We had just finished our picnic and were laying on the blanket in the middle of the arboretum. I asked her if she knew how much I loved her, and when she smiled and held her fingers a couple of inches apart I then told her that I loved her more than anyone or anything and then pulled out the ring and asked her if she would marry me. Her eyes got so big when I started to reach into my pocket, it was cute... :)
Bonegavel
06-01-2005, 02:40 PM
That's weird- my fiance's parents love me. I, on the other hand, am clutching blueprints for a moat for any future daughter I have.
SIYou think they love you. Some in-laws are just polite. Her dad is sticking needles in his pocket-sized effigy of you as we speak.
My M-i-L has shown nothing but respect and kindness to me since I met her daughter in 1987. Doesn't mean there aren't rituals of death performed in my name every night in their basement.
I never saw it this way until we had our little girl. I'm 6'4" and about 280 -- her suitors are going to feel my pain.
sterlingice
06-01-2005, 02:59 PM
You think they love you. Some in-laws are just polite. Her dad is sticking needles in his pocket-sized effigy of you as we speak.
My M-i-L has shown nothing but respect and kindness to me since I met her daughter in 1987. Doesn't mean there aren't rituals of death performed in my name every night in their basement.
I never saw it this way until we had our little girl. I'm 6'4" and about 280 -- her suitors are going to feel my pain.
Actually, I think it may have to do with the fact that her parents are divorced and they both see how we interact together. In a "they aren't making the same mistakes we did" kind of thing.
Or at least that's what I tell myself so that I can sleep at night without worrying about her dad crashing through our front door ;)
SI
hhiipp
06-01-2005, 03:01 PM
Jeeber is going to have a new theme song.
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law
The worst person I know
Mother in law, mother in law
She worries me so
Mother in law, mother in law
If she leaves us alone
We could have a happy home
Sent from down below
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law
Satan should be her name
Mother in law, mother in law
To me they’re about the same
Mother in law, mother in law
Everytime I open my mouth
Steps in trying to put me out
How could you stood so low
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law
Come home with my pay
Mother in law, mother in law
She asks me what I made
Mother in law, mother in law
She thinks her advice is a contribution
If she would leave that would be the solution
Don’t come back no more
Mother in law, mother in law
Mother in law, mother in law....
Kodos
06-01-2005, 03:15 PM
Congratulations, Jeebs!
Jeeber is going to have a new theme song.
I can't believe I wasn't the only one who thought of that song while reading this post.
Warhammer
06-01-2005, 03:33 PM
Besides, I heard she only swallows once in a while. :p
Not anymore!
Oh yeah, congrats!
Bonegavel
06-01-2005, 03:45 PM
Actually, I think it may have to do with the fact that her parents are divorced and they both see how we interact together. In a "they aren't making the same mistakes we did" kind of thing.
Or at least that's what I tell myself so that I can sleep at night without worrying about her dad crashing through our front door ;)
SIWe are all making the same mistakes :D Anyone thinking otherwise isn't paying attention.
The reason for her dad's right-side-down-frown never dawned on me while we were dating. I just assumed his face was broken or he was just a grumpy old fuck. Now I know that is only partially true.
It turns out it was - 50% grumpy old fuck / 50% touch my daughter and I'll kill you.
Maybe I'm the only father on Earth that thinks this way, but I don't think any man will be good enough for my daughter. I don't care how nice he "appears" to be. When it comes down to it, we all want the same thing and it isn't Nachos with Velveeta® cheese.
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