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Senator
06-16-2005, 11:13 AM
http://rivals100.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=38977
A-Husker-4-Life
06-16-2005, 11:19 AM
Man, middle school must have been a bitch with a name like that.
Ksyrup
06-16-2005, 12:30 PM
There's nothing more frightening to defenders than the sight of Spud Dick under center...
Ksyrup
06-16-2005, 12:41 PM
On the plus side, it appears that he's very interested in a good education, judging from his choice of schools.

Well, aside from Wisconsin, anyway...
timmynausea
06-16-2005, 12:56 PM
On the plus side, it appears that he's very interested in a good education, judging from his choice of schools.

Well, aside from Wisconsin, anyway...

He has it narrowed down to a good education vs. good cheese dilemma.
Klinglerware
06-16-2005, 02:26 PM
Man, middle school must have been a bitch with a name like that.

Which again supports my theory on football names: you see a lot of people in football who were likely teased in elementary and middle school for their unusual names. Football attracts people with weird names since it offers these people opportunities for stature (and through strength-training, potential for intimidation and ass-kicking vengeance) that will quiet their former tormentors.
Julio Riddols
06-16-2005, 02:29 PM
Somehow, his photo fits his name.. He looks like a Spud Dick should look..

Which.. Worries me about his parents skill with naming their children..

And I bet he's a real whiz with the ladies.. "hey, I'm Spud Dick.. You like potatoes?"
KevinNU7
06-16-2005, 02:35 PM
Which again supports my theory on football names: you see a lot of people in football who were likely teased in elementary and middle school for their unusual names. Football attracts people with weird names since it offers these people opportunities for stature (and through strength-training, potential for intimidation and ass-kicking vengeance) that will quiet their former tormentors.
Maybe they feel the helmet and pads allow them a way to hide themselves for the public
BigJohn&TheLions
06-16-2005, 04:20 PM
Spud Dick, QB: 5'10" 195... If he was from Hawaii I would have thought he was a creation of FOF!
Franklinnoble
06-16-2005, 05:46 PM
SpudDick needs to be an "Easter Egg" code in the next patch of FOF...
Easy Mac
06-16-2005, 05:48 PM
I actually think Spud Dick would be an improvement at QB for the Cocks... he'd fit in well.