The Man Needs Drinking Cups, Help The Man

[Suicane75]

Hey man, when i was in 5th grade i won 2 big drinking cups at the shore, a simpsons and a phill collins cup, there like cup/mugs, big, hold alot of shit. Well i still use my phill collins one, but i need a new cup, cause that ones old. Yahoo searches for drinking cups, cups, glasses, all turn up weird shit that aint what i need. The man needs drinking cups, help the man please.

[rkmsuf]

go win 2 more

[Suicane75]

you arnt helping the man, man.

[rkmsuf]

ok, buy 2 more.

this time make them Shakira and The OC cups.

[Suicane75]

ok, buy 2 more.

this time make them Shakira and The OC cups.
Point me in the right direction and I will. I WILL!

[rkmsuf]

I can't do everything. I'm the concept guy.

I do have the entire Dream Team McDonalds cup collection though.

[Suicane75]

I can't do everything. I'm the concept guy.

I do have the entire Dream Team McDonalds cup collection though.
Do they have handles? I need handles. I wish i had batteries for my camera so i could show you what the man needs.

[ISiddiqui]

Are they made of plastic? Like the big ass cups they give out at casinos to hold your change in?

[timmynausea]

Hook the man up with a Larry Bird and a Karl Malone?

[Suicane75]

Are they made of plastic? Like the big ass cups they give out at casinos to hold your change in?
Yeah, but not flimsy, it's pretty hard plastic, with handles.

[rkmsuf]

no handles but unopened even.

32 ounces of orgasmic glory in each dream team member.

[Suicane75]

no handles but unopened even.

32 ounces of orgasmic glory in each dream team member.
The man needs handles. the man is high too much to be trusted with non handle having cups.

[timmynausea]

Check out this Ticonderoga Fire Rescue model.

http://www.companycatalog.com/ProdDetail3.asp?url=sunset&pid=33844

Is this the style of cup you're talking about?

[Chas in Cinti]

Go to a sporting good store, in the camping section, will be hard plastic mugs... just what the man needs... maybe even with sports logos...

see ya man...

[timmynausea]

Now all you have to do is figure out who is the modern equivalent of Phil Collins.

[Suicane75]

Check out this Ticonderoga Fire Rescue model.

http://www.companycatalog.com/ProdDetail3.asp?url=sunset&pid=33844

Is this the style of cup you're talking about?
That is very near to the style. the mans are a little bigger and seem more soild than that, but thats the gist.

[Suicane75]

Go to a sporting good store, in the camping section, will be hard plastic mugs... just what the man needs... maybe even with sports logos...

see ya man...
No mugs, the man doesnt like mugs.

[Raiders Army]

Go to 7-11 and get a Big Gulp.

[QuikSand]

Dollar. Store.

[Chas in Cinti]

No mugs, the man doesnt like mugs.

They're called mugs, they aint mugs, they're big hard plastic cups with handles... the man will like it...

man up and try...

-Chas

[sovereignstar]

Dollar. Store.
Threadkiller! Entered into this thread so early, logic need not be.

[Suicane75]

They're called mugs, they aint mugs, they're big hard plastic cups with handles... the man will like it...

man up and try...

-Chas
Online can the man buy these? The man wants to order NOW.

[Suicane75]

Dollar. Store.
Well mr brainiac, if you had read the thread i wrote you would see that i was searching online. The man is searching online becuase he wants to buy online. The man needs drinking cup satisfaction now, not when he can get a ride to a dollar store.

[Chas in Cinti]

Here's an example:

http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?memberId=12500226&productId=13817

[Lathum]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45&item=6186831124&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Perfect for a smoker

[Suicane75]

Neither of those will do. the man is bummed.

[ISiddiqui]

Man doth protest too much.

Unfortunetly when I type in 'Plastic Steins' (which seems to fit best for what you want), I get sites that want you to buy in bulk... like 100 of 'em. How much does man want?

[sovereignstar]

Man's being a little baby and just stormed off of AIM. I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for X-mas. http://www.du.edu/clipart/christmas.gif

[DanGarion]

Well mr brainiac, if you had read the thread i wrote you would see that i was searching online. The man is searching online becuase he wants to buy online. The man needs drinking cup satisfaction now, not when he can get a ride to a dollar store.
Maybe the man should look into more pressing issues, like getting a car to drive his ass to the dollar store... :rolleyes:

[DanGarion]

BTW here you are. 32 ounces for her pleasure...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2785379945&category=25196
He has 4!!!!

[sovereignstar]

Hmm, wonder if we couldn't work a handle onto that badboy. The man won't accept anything, but a mug with a handle. Any MacGuyver types around here? Where did that concept guy go?

[timmynausea]

That one does have a handle, it's just that the photographer was going for the logo and the handle is on the opposite side of the mug.

[DanGarion]

Hmm, wonder if we couldn't work a handle onto that badboy. The man won't accept anything, but a mug with a handle. Any MacGuyver types around here? Where did that concept guy go?
You asked for ones with handles, now you want ones without handles so you can then put handles on them?
:mad: :p

[Suicane75]

Here he is in all his glory. Notice how the bottom is thicker and solid? It gives my cup a nice sturdy base.

http://home.comcast.net/%7Esuicane/Cup01.JPG



Heres an aerial view, taken from the News4 Weather Copter.


http://home.comcast.net/%7Esuicane/Cup02.JPG


Here he is filled to the brim with lovely Arizona Tea, Phil like tea.

http://home.comcast.net/%7Esuicane/Cup03.JPG



If anyone finds a cup that bears a striking resemblence to this swank piece of artistic plasticry please alert the man, the man will be forever thankfull.

P.S.- The man will felate the man who finds a cup of identical makeup except with a picture of Kelly Clarkson on it.

[Suicane75]

Maybe the man should look into more pressing issues, like getting a car to drive his ass to the dollar store... :rolleyes:
I CANT AFFORD INSURANCE!
DONT GET SNAPPY WITH THE MAN WHEN HE'S IN CUP PERIL!

[sovereignstar]

You asked for ones with handles, now you want ones without handles so you can then put handles on them?
:mad: :p
I'm not the man, man! Plus, I didn't know that one had handles. My eyes deceive me when I'm looking at thick cups/mugs apparently.

FYI, the man finds that cup to be unacceptable. The man says it's not thick enough.

[Suicane75]

http://home.comcast.net/%7Esuicane/Cup05.JPG

Look at the sad eyes of a man in cup peril. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

[DanGarion]

I CANT AFFORD INSURANCE!
DONT GET SNAPPY WITH THE MAN WHEN HE'S IN CUP PERIL!
Hey! I found the man his cups the man must now thank me!

[Suicane75]

Hey! I found the man his cups the man must now thank me!
Thats a negative, those are just a tad too flimsy. Give those cups some protein and maybe.

[DanGarion]

Thats a negative, those are just a tad too flimsy. Give those cups some protein and maybe.
The man expects too much.

[Suicane75]

This is the plight. The man, in 15 years, has not found a suitable addition to his cup collection.

[DanGarion]

I think the man might be more useful getting one like this.

http://www.aplaceforbaby.com/ssl/accessories/sippercups.htm

[Suicane75]

I think the man might be more useful getting one like this.

http://www.aplaceforbaby.com/ssl/accessories/sippercups.htm

How rude.

[DanGarion]

How rude.
But oh so funny.

[DanGarion]

Something you could try doing. Find some sites that provide promotion items and approach them as though you are a business and you are looking into getting some large size platic mugs (be specific check their site for what you want). Ask them if they can send you some samples for your marketing/advertising department to use in a presentation to the president/ceo. I bet you will be able to get some for free...

[sovereignstar]

How rude.
Fuck off, Stephanie. Ouce Cream is where it's at!

[Suicane75]

Something you could try doing. Find some sites that provide promotion items and approach them as though you are a business and you are looking into getting some large size platic mugs (be specific check their site for what you want). Ask them if they can send you some samples for your marketing/advertising department to use in a presentation to the president/ceo. I bet you will be able to get some for free...
Thats a good idea, i think. who the hell knows

[DanGarion]

Thats a good idea, i think. who the hell knows
What do you have to lose? NOTHING! BUT FREE CUPS!

[Suicane75]

What do you have to lose? NOTHING! BUT FREE CUPS!
Persuasive argument. I think i will try this. Although i still don't have a new cup, and it's been over an hour.

[Raiders Army]

http://home.comcast.net/%7Esuicane/Cup03.JPG
It's freakin pink!!!!

[DanGarion]

Persuasive argument. I think i will try this. Although i still don't have a new cup, and it's been over an hour.
Well if you bought it online you would be waiting DAYS! If you went to Dollar Store it would be immediate satisfaction!

[Suicane75]

Well if you bought it online you would be waiting DAYS! If you went to Dollar Store it would be immediate satisfaction!
The man believes that a purchase conotates having it. Dont dispute that my brain is messed up even if it doesnt make sense to you.

[Airhog]

http://www.jaimemyname.com/img/pic-mug-rainbow-handle.jpg

http://www.ocanadagear.com/graphics/mug-stainless-steel.jpg

http://www.gatorshop.com/img/productImages/04-149.jpg

http://www.agiftinabox.com/images/34017.jpg

[Suicane75]

Gator cup is close. the man is still searching.

[DanGarion]

Gator cup is close. the man is still searching.
I've lost interest in the man.

[sovereignstar]

That Gator mug is deceiving. When you encompass it's actual thickness, it's not really that big. Cylinders aren't what the man is looking for. More like a funnel. Perhaps 35% cylinder, 65% funnel.

[Suicane75]

I've lost interest in the man.
Dont you go all David Caruso on the man damnit.

[sovereignstar]

Move over, bitches. I got us a cup.

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/stanley_seattle.jpg

[Suicane75]

You had the man excited. You pulled a prank on the man.

[Airhog]

http://www.rightstart.com/global/images/Thumbnail/3887.jpg

http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/merchandise/html/home/images/02/MOTU-plastic-Cup.jpg

http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/StrawberryShortcake/Images/CupPlasticHandle.jpg

http://www.aulida.com/cup/original/A877.gif



How about these?
http://www.advertisingmagic.com/product_images/08/081514.jpg

[Airhog]

They have quite a few cups. Check them out.

http://www.advertisingmagic.com/prod_category.htm?catid=66

[Airhog]

http://www.foytracing.com/merchandise/photos/misc_collectables/misc_glass_coyote.jpg

http://www.custom-mugs.com/images/plastic_mugs.jpg

[Airhog]

try doing a search for plastic steins that should give ya what your looking for

[Suicane75]

Those last ones look like theyre close.

[cthomer5000]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13843&item=6539929539&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

[cthomer5000]

wait. wait. wait.

The search ends right now.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20899&item=5982489908&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/4b/2c/8c_1_b.JPG

[Suicane75]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13843&item=6539929539&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
Close, but not quite. Im so sad. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

[sovereignstar]

Man, that Alf one is The One. You've lost it.

[Suicane75]

Even if it was perfect, no used cups pls.

[cthomer5000]

Man, that Alf one is The One. You've lost it.
Well, The Man was responded to my Mickey Mouse ones there. I agree that if The Man doesn't realize the Alf cup is The One then all is lost.

[cthomer5000]

Even if it was perfect, no used cups pls.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[Suicane75]

Hold up, my buzz is wearing off. Why did I need a new cup again?

[JeeberD]

Even if it was perfect, no used cups pls.

There's this new invention out there now, dude. This thing called a dishwasher. It gets stuff clean...

[sovereignstar]

Even if it was perfect, no used cups pls.
That's odd coming from someone who licked my armpit in a dream of mine.

[sovereignstar]

Hold up, my buzz is wearing off. Why did I need a new cup again?
http://www.moviefreak.com/dvd/images/dudecar1.jpg

[Suicane75]

That's odd coming from someone who licked my armpit in a dream of mine.
I would accept a cup from a hot chick only. Confirmation on the sellers hotness pls, kthnx.

[sovereignstar]

http://the-dkbl.com/alfcup.jpg

[Suicane75]

I WANT THAT CUP

[rkmsuf]

http://img238.echo.cx/img238/6773/acechampcup4gy.jpg