Coffee Warlord
06-19-2005, 02:05 AM
I simply cannot fathom this.
So, I'm in my apartment complex. I head out to pick up some food. Directly across the hall from me, loud music is playing, obviously there is a party going on. Anyway, I pick up my food. On my way back, I see two people on the balcony yelling at me. One is Bitch (who will be referenced later, so remember the title) and other is a friend of hers I figure.
As they realize I live across the way, they invite me on over to the place. Now, Bitch does not live in this apartment. I eat my food, and knock on the door. No answer. Knock a couple more times, and as fate would have it, one of the two guys who live there is walking down the hall, who I introduce myself to. He invites me in, and I procede to get quite drunk at their place, having a good time.
I drink, drink some more, and drink some more. Bitch (tm) who invited me in, I shoot the shit with for awhile, shoot the shit with pretty much everyone, have a good time. Their keg (this is their moving in party, they are having a huge blast) gets emptied. I offer out my beer to those around. I take em to my apartment, give them beer, shoot the shit, whatever. One of the times I take some folks over to get beer, I find Bitch (tm) and a couple other people actually *in* my damn apartment. Frankly, I'm kind of irritated about this, but I'm drunk and all, so I take it in stride.
Fast forward a few hours. I'm quite drunk. Myself and several others, including one of the residents of the apartment, are playing cards. Bitch (tm) walks up to me, says "We're crashing very soon here." Not particularly certain why she told *me* this, I be nice, I give her a hug, say cool, and resume playing cards.
Fast forward 10 minutes. She comes back, looks at me, and says "you need to go right now. I gave you a 30 minute warning, a 10 minute warning, now you need to go home". I take it as a joke. After we round and round, and I discover she's serious, I inform her I'll leave when the owner of the place tells me I need to leave. She informs me she co-signed the lease, and I need to leave right now. I'm still staring at the guy who lives here, he's drunk and not much for responsive, but doesn't seem to disagree with that tidbit about her signing on the lease. I'm confused as all hell, considering she *invited* me up in the first place, and we carried on a good friendly conversation for the first good half hour I was there.
Anyway, after repeated "What The Fucks", and after her literally trying to take MY d rink away like a bouncer at a bar (that she bloody well knew was my own glass and my own beer), I look at the dude who lived there, tell him I don't want to start any bullshit at his place, and get up and leave. I of course, am somewhat pissed off at this point, and give the necessary rude & vulgar goodbye to Bitch (tm) as I leave.
I remain confused. Thoroughly and utterly confused. I'm nothing but nice to this bitch, the actual people who LIVE THERE are overjoyed at the fact someone decent lives across from them, and I'm passing out beer to them left and right. The god damn bitch essentially broke into my place while I wasn't even there to boot. She's the one who invited me there in the first fucking place!
So I ask. WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM!?!?! Why in the holy hell did I get thrown out like a damn drunk at a bar?!?? I repeat. What. The. Fuck.
So, I'm in my apartment complex. I head out to pick up some food. Directly across the hall from me, loud music is playing, obviously there is a party going on. Anyway, I pick up my food. On my way back, I see two people on the balcony yelling at me. One is Bitch (who will be referenced later, so remember the title) and other is a friend of hers I figure.
As they realize I live across the way, they invite me on over to the place. Now, Bitch does not live in this apartment. I eat my food, and knock on the door. No answer. Knock a couple more times, and as fate would have it, one of the two guys who live there is walking down the hall, who I introduce myself to. He invites me in, and I procede to get quite drunk at their place, having a good time.
I drink, drink some more, and drink some more. Bitch (tm) who invited me in, I shoot the shit with for awhile, shoot the shit with pretty much everyone, have a good time. Their keg (this is their moving in party, they are having a huge blast) gets emptied. I offer out my beer to those around. I take em to my apartment, give them beer, shoot the shit, whatever. One of the times I take some folks over to get beer, I find Bitch (tm) and a couple other people actually *in* my damn apartment. Frankly, I'm kind of irritated about this, but I'm drunk and all, so I take it in stride.
Fast forward a few hours. I'm quite drunk. Myself and several others, including one of the residents of the apartment, are playing cards. Bitch (tm) walks up to me, says "We're crashing very soon here." Not particularly certain why she told *me* this, I be nice, I give her a hug, say cool, and resume playing cards.
Fast forward 10 minutes. She comes back, looks at me, and says "you need to go right now. I gave you a 30 minute warning, a 10 minute warning, now you need to go home". I take it as a joke. After we round and round, and I discover she's serious, I inform her I'll leave when the owner of the place tells me I need to leave. She informs me she co-signed the lease, and I need to leave right now. I'm still staring at the guy who lives here, he's drunk and not much for responsive, but doesn't seem to disagree with that tidbit about her signing on the lease. I'm confused as all hell, considering she *invited* me up in the first place, and we carried on a good friendly conversation for the first good half hour I was there.
Anyway, after repeated "What The Fucks", and after her literally trying to take MY d rink away like a bouncer at a bar (that she bloody well knew was my own glass and my own beer), I look at the dude who lived there, tell him I don't want to start any bullshit at his place, and get up and leave. I of course, am somewhat pissed off at this point, and give the necessary rude & vulgar goodbye to Bitch (tm) as I leave.
I remain confused. Thoroughly and utterly confused. I'm nothing but nice to this bitch, the actual people who LIVE THERE are overjoyed at the fact someone decent lives across from them, and I'm passing out beer to them left and right. The god damn bitch essentially broke into my place while I wasn't even there to boot. She's the one who invited me there in the first fucking place!
So I ask. WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM!?!?! Why in the holy hell did I get thrown out like a damn drunk at a bar?!?? I repeat. What. The. Fuck.