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Suicane75
06-21-2005, 08:58 AM
Rice-A-Roni, Fuckin eh.
rkmsuf
06-21-2005, 09:02 AM
Is it really a San Francisco treat?
Suicane75
06-21-2005, 09:03 AM
Is it really a San Francisco treat?
It's a treat wherever the fuck you are.
Where are you? Well it's a treat there too.
rkmsuf
06-21-2005, 09:11 AM
That's the great part of "here". You are always there. Here is everywhere.
cartman
06-21-2005, 09:16 AM
Darn, I though this was about a microwaved Otis Spunkmeyer Banana Nut muffin.
JPhillips
06-21-2005, 10:03 AM
Fuck Rice-a-roni. Get yourself some Zattarains dirty rice!
rkmsuf
06-21-2005, 10:05 AM
Fuck Rice-a-roni.

you know that leads to sandwich humping, right?
JPhillips
06-21-2005, 10:06 AM
I knew a guy in college that claimed to have sex with ham sandwiches. To no one's surprise he is now on the run from sex abuse charges.
cartman
06-21-2005, 10:08 AM
Fuck Rice-a-roni. Get yourself some Zattarains dirty rice!

Hot rice grains in the pee-pee hole really hurts.
korme
06-21-2005, 12:05 PM
Rice a roni is no good. Get some ramen noods.
BigJohn&TheLions
06-21-2005, 12:20 PM
Is it really a San Francisco treat?

I thought penis was the San Francisco treat. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Desnudo
06-21-2005, 03:03 PM
I knew a guy in college that claimed to have sex with ham sandwiches. To no one's surprise he is now on the run from sex abuse charges.

At least he'll always have his education to fall back on.
cartman
06-22-2005, 03:30 AM
Wear a rubber, dumbass.

Sorry man, I don't want nuthin' between me and the rice.
SackAttack
06-22-2005, 03:42 AM
Sorry man, I don't want nuthin' between me and the rice.

Come-come-commala
Rice come a-falla
I-sissa 'ay a-Bralla
Dey come a-folla
Dawn come a-rivva
Or-i-za we kivva
Rice be a green-o
See all we seen-o
Seen-o the green-o
Come-come-Commala!