5 Word Storytime

[korme]

You get five words to help contribute to our story, per post. No dolaposting.


The last time I had

[Suicane75]

A Chicken in my hand

[Klinglerware]

I lovingly and tenderly caressed

[sovereignstar]

Shorty signed off of AIM

[Suicane75]

and took a hot shower.

[korme]

I got out, fondling my

[sovereignstar]

Eli Manning, who is my

[Peregrine]

favorite player, but not because

[Raven]

he makes my penis grow.

[korme]

Then it settles down. Anyways,

[Raven]

nothings beats ma's custard pie

[korme]

It's the way she adds

[Suicane75]

A little dash of Suicane

[korme]

right into custard. Magic Johnson

[GoldenEagle]

who loves late night FOFC,

Edited for a comma.

[ThunderingHERD]

contributed a little AIDS juice,

[GoldenEagle]

Which got in Shorty's hair

[ThunderingHERD]

. "Not again, Magic, I just

[GoldenEagle]

washed that with my special

[Peregrine]

shampoo, which makes me more

[korme]

naughty during Thursday Roseanne reruns

[GoldenEagle]

make Suicane horny as hell

[Suicane75]

he was horny for Jackie

[BigJohn&TheLions]

"The Jokeman" Martling, who came

[timmynausea]

all over his chin and

[korme]

tanlines. He cried shamlessly for

[Suicane75]

Sov to come clean him

[korme]

using only a rag from

[Easy Mac]

the back of his underwear

[gottimd]

,but there was a huge

[Loren]

hole, where he likes to

[KevinNU7]

kill this thread. The End.

[gottimd]

Or so KevinNU7 thought. Actually,

[Flasch186]

the thread was just about

[Coffee Warlord]

Manfred von Richthofen, who will

[st.cronin]

implant us all with microchips

[Klinglerware]

because Jack Kilby wanted it

[st.cronin]

. That way he could assuage

[WSUCougar]

with a menage a trois

[Coffee Warlord]

. Unfortunately, he did not have

[st.cronin]

object in the last sentence.

[Franklinnoble]

Therefore, HornsManiac enters our story

[Glengoyne]

Always Cocky, and Funny too

[Raven]

, pimpin' to all internet hoes.

[AZSpeechCoach]

Waving his Atlanta Braves team

[Buzzbee]

in everyone's face. The ratings

[korme]

of star George Lombard went

[Raven]

All Star. And the Mets

[gottimd]

announced that Mike Piazza was

[rkmsuf]

to star on Broadway in

[Raven]

Romeo and Juliet, as Juliet.

[rkmsuf]

Tom Cruise is reportedly disappointed.

[Buzzbee]

Meanwhile, back on the satellite

[mrsimperless]

softcore continues to flourish, while

[Mustang]

Martha Stewart engages in hot

[Buzzbee]

...never mind. That is impossible.

[korme]

SkyDog said that boy run

[Coffee Warlord]

like a stark naked JeeberD

[GoldenEagle]

which was an ugly sight.

[Buzzbee]

Coffee Warlord spit out his

[mhass]

bruised, limp, fleshy, impotent little

[gottimd]

inflatable penguin that someone named

[lighthousekeeper]

"Trout Eater", because last summer

[mhass]

GroundCat put his mouth around

[st.cronin]

all of Carlin's dirty words:

[Karlifornia]

"Semper Fi, sexy boy. But,"

[mhass]

I don't put out on

[Easy Mac]

the back of ice weasels