Football Magazine Previews

[tdydynasty]

Just imagine if each team in D-1 had a seperate cover for their team. There would be 119 different covers. Some teams would have large distribution areas such as Boston College and others would have narrow distrbution areas. One problem would be teams in the same city such as USC and UCLA in LA. USC probably would sell in stores and UCLA would probably be sold on their campus only.

[rkmsuf]

I always imagined what it would be like if man invented a mutant race of pigmen.

[sovereignstar]

I don't think that'd be so bad. Girls would look at me and say, "hey, at least he's not a pigman!"

[rkmsuf]

Yeah but there's alway some group out there that has a thing for people like this. Ooh, his ears are so cute and I just love that little tail.

[sovereignstar]

"So so, how'd it go?"

"She's into it!"

[rkmsuf]

You're not going to do it? Are you crazy? It's like discovering plutonium.

[sovereignstar]

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. No, I'm not ready for it.

[rkmsuf]

If only something like that could happen to me.

Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.

I know.

[st.cronin]

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that
you know rkmsuf and have access to his dementia?

[rkmsuf]

What about the pigman?

Tell you what, he shows up and we'll squeeze him in.

[Warhammer]

*slams bet down on the table*

I'm out!

[Toddiec]

Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you
is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention
this to anyone again.