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heybrad
06-30-2005, 11:39 AM
hxxp://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Should you turn off the lights and say Vin Diesel's name three times while looking in the mirror, Vin Diesel will magically appear and grant you one wish. If you ask for more, he will kick your punk-ass...bitch.

Vin Diesel spelt backwards is "Awesome"

Vin Diesel patented the US Patent Office and receives a 2% royalty on all patents.

Vin Diesel is the ultimate paradox in that he does not think and yet he very much is.

heybrad
06-30-2005, 11:42 AM
Vin Diesel once urinated into a glass pitch and subsequently sold the pitcher for $35 and a pack of Juicy Fruit. The pitcher of urine ultimately became Budweiser Select.

heybrad
06-30-2005, 11:43 AM
Before the Guillatine was invented, Kings would behead their enemies with Vin Diesel's sphincter.



Sorry for Dola posting, but I think this is some funny shit!

Token Asian Guy
06-30-2005, 11:44 AM
It's a little known fact that the Italian word for strength, forza, was developed by awestruck Italians after a pizzeria owner denied Vin Diesel his daughter's hand in marriage, and the island we all know as Sicily was ripped from the mainland by Vin in a fit of rage and tossed into the sea.

ROFL!!!!!!

st.cronin
06-30-2005, 11:46 AM
Jeebers not around or else he'd post:

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showthread.php?t=38475&highlight=Diesel

heybrad
06-30-2005, 11:47 AM
I'm so 5 minutes ago...

DanGarion
06-30-2005, 11:48 AM
Hey Brad.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER
06-30-2005, 12:53 PM
I heard he plays Dungeons & Dragons
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Crapshoot
06-30-2005, 12:54 PM
Great site.. and cronin found my earlier link to it... :D