Hints for Hollywood: New movie ideas [Archive] - Front Office Football Central

Kodos

07-12-2005, 02:33 PM

With all the sequels and remakes, I think it is clear that Hollywood has run out of ideas. Enter the FOFC Think Tank! Let's brainstorm ideas:

Pinocchio II: Night Of The Beavers A twist on the stale horror movie genre. "Get off of me! I'm a real boy!"

rkmsuf

07-12-2005, 02:36 PM

Werewolf VIII: Naked Time : An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk follows the misadventures of horny werewolves.

Kodos

07-12-2005, 02:37 PM

Werewolf VIII: Naked Time : An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk follows the misadventures of horny werewolves.

No dead cats involved?

moriarty

07-12-2005, 02:37 PM

Followed by Pinnocchio III: Attack of the Gay Termites"
"Hey, I used to be a real boy"

fantastic flying froggies

07-12-2005, 02:38 PM

I'd love to see Michael Moorcock 's Hawkmoon series in the movies. The first one anyway.

fantastic flying froggies

07-12-2005, 02:39 PM

With all the sequels and remakes, I think it is clear that Hollywood has run out of ideas. Enter the FOFC Think Tank! Let's brainstorm ideas:
and yet, everything 's offered sequels so far...maybe we've run out of ideas too!

Buzzbee

07-12-2005, 02:40 PM

A live action remake of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer starring Ted Kennedy as Rudolph, and George W. as Baby New Year.

rkmsuf

07-12-2005, 02:42 PM

No dead cats involved?

Rambo 12 - Extermination
Sly Stallone reprises his role as John Rambo who after years of therapy finally snaps and goes on a personal mission to rid the planet of all cats.

Kodos

07-12-2005, 02:42 PM

A move based on Raptor Red, except featuring T. Rexs. A Jurassic Park with no annoying kids, or one where the annoying kids get eaten.

Kodos

07-12-2005, 02:43 PM

Rambo 12 - Extermination
Sly Stallone reprises his role as John Rambo who after years of therapy finally snaps and goes on a personal mission to rid the planet of all cats.

I think a mouse-sized Predator taking on the cats would be better.

Buzzbee

07-12-2005, 02:47 PM

Perhaps a movie about an alien who comes to Earth, befriends a wealthy business tycoon, and tries to destroy the Dallas Cowboys by taking over an existing NFL franchise and moving them to the Dallas-Ft.Worth area?

You could have lots of cameos, and the product placement possibilities are astounding. You'd garner the sports fan, the sci-fi fan, and if you had some nude locker room scenes, you might even get the female movie-goers as well. You could even spin it off into a TV series.

Kodos

07-12-2005, 02:59 PM

C'mon, man. Nobody would be interested in something like that.

WSUCougar

07-12-2005, 03:17 PM

Pinocchio II: Night Of The Beavers A twist on the stale horror movie genre. "Get off of me! I'm a real boy!"
It also works for a porn version (as opposed to Pinocchio: It's Not His Nose That Grows - "Lie to me, you little wooden bastard!").

Mustang

07-12-2005, 03:25 PM

It also works for a porn version (as opposed to Pinocchio: It's Not His Nose That Grows - "Lie to me, you little wooden bastard!").

Or the female version Pin-Nookie-O The girl that gets tighter and tighter as she lies...

cartman

07-12-2005, 03:27 PM

I am the Awesom-O 4000. I am programmed to give great movie ideas.

Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.

Or, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something.

Or, finally: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.

Ksyrup

07-12-2005, 03:43 PM

It also works for a porn version (as opposed to Pinocchio: It's Not His Nose That Grows - "Lie to me, you little wooden bastard!").
Family Guy covered that one already.

heybrad

07-12-2005, 03:50 PM

A mad scientist tries to control the world by injecting poison into every human using an evil army of trained mosquitos which he has bred. One night while making a big batch of his poison, he trips and falls into the vat and becomes.....

MANSQUITO

Kodos

07-12-2005, 04:03 PM

"Hey Brad! The Movie!"

Kodos

07-12-2005, 04:04 PM

Family Guy covered that one already.

I can't remember what this is from, but I remember some joke about "Lie to me! Tell me the truth! LIE TO ME! OH GOD, LIE TO ME!!!"

CHEMICAL SOLDIER

07-12-2005, 04:06 PM

I would love a movie based on Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, battle of Manial...etc.

JeffNights

07-12-2005, 04:10 PM

Rambo 12 - Extermination
Sly Stallone reprises his role as John Rambo who after years of therapy finally snaps and goes on a personal mission to rid the planet of all cats.

this might be big in Wisconsin.

MikeVic

07-12-2005, 04:13 PM

"Hey Brad! The Movie!"

The sequel to "Hey Arnold!"?

sasquatch

07-12-2005, 04:49 PM

Mansquito was already a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie starring Parker Lewis from Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER

07-12-2005, 04:53 PM

Anyone remember The Program? That movie should be remade.

Buzzbee

07-12-2005, 04:58 PM

A movie about a colossal squid and a submarine?

The submarine Captain could be a little clownfish with a deformed fin. The deformed fin could be the result of an attack by the colossal squid. Over time the captain becomes obesessed with revenge and a desire to hunt down the squid and kill it. However, after years of searching the captain finally tracks down his prey, only to be driven insane by the sound of a ticking clock in the beast's belly.

Ok, anyone think they can get all the movie/literary references?

Sun Tzu

07-12-2005, 05:02 PM

I think a good idea for a movie would be the life and times of Recty, the Rectal Trout.

JeeberD

07-12-2005, 05:10 PM

A movie about a colossal squid and a submarine?

The submarine Captain could be a little clownfish with a deformed fin. The deformed fin could be the result of an attack by the colossal squid. Over time the captain becomes obesessed with revenge and a desire to hunt down the squid and kill it. However, after years of searching the captain finally tracks down his prey, only to be driven insane by the sound of a ticking clock in the beast's belly.

Ok, anyone think they can get all the movie/literary references?

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Finding Nemo
Moby Dick
Peter Pan

What do I win?

Buzzbee

07-12-2005, 05:20 PM

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Finding Nemo
Moby Dick
Peter Pan

What do I win?
Nothing yet. The last one is a dual reference. Poor Jeeber.

JeeberD

07-12-2005, 05:25 PM

Crap. I lose... :(

Raven

07-12-2005, 05:27 PM

I thought for sure Finding Nemo was one.

Is one The Life Acquatic?

Buzzbee

07-12-2005, 05:34 PM

Finding Nemo is correct. All the ones Jeeber listed are correct, but there is one more. The last sentence is a dual reference.

Also, post #30 is deliciously ironic.

TazFTW

07-12-2005, 05:45 PM

Heh, A Tale Tale Heart. That was actually the first thing I thought of except it had nothing to do with squid/the sea/etc..

Raiders Army

07-12-2005, 06:12 PM

FOFC the Movie. Starring Darius Rucker and Broken Lizard.

DanGarion

07-12-2005, 07:33 PM

A mad scientist tries to control the world by injecting poison into every human using an evil army of trained mosquitos which he has bred. One night while making a big batch of his poison, he trips and falls into the vat and becomes.....

MANSQUITO
Isn't that sort of what they did in the Tuxedo, except for the becoming a Mansquito part.