What the Hell Was That All-Star Opening?

[JPhillips]

A Bad-News Bears commercial and crappy clips of players and muscle cars.

I'd al,most rather have another Will Smith song.

[Ksyrup]

I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job.

[Celeval]

I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job.
Tip: don't actually say that in front of said pregnant woman. That could cause problems.

[Fouts]

I'm picking Miguel Tejada as MVP (pre-game).

[Ksyrup]

All I saw was 5 seconds. I'm glad she has an excuse.

[Celeval]

Classy move for the moment of silence. Didn't know that the British national anthem was to the same tune of "My Country Tis of Thee".

[Ryche]

British National Anthem? Are you sure?

[vtbub]

That be God save the Queen.

[Klinglerware]

Unclassy move to not televise the Canadian national anthem, as is the recent trend. Does anybody remember when they stopped showing it in the US market?

[JeeberD]

I'm picking Miguel Tejada as MVP (pre-game).

I'm going with the almost-snub, Morgan Ensberg. :)

[sovereignstar]

I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job.

niiiice

[Rizon]

The Fantastic 4 tie-in was the worst tie-in ever in the history of life in this universe.

And once again FOX has to whore some kind of product .... showing how you can edit frames using MS Paint 95.

[sovereignstar]

Hey guys, what's a change-up?

[JeeberD]

I need Scooter to explain to me what a double play is!!!

[Fouts]

Go Miggy!

[Suicane75]

Hey guys, what's a change-up?
2 Cocks.

[sterlingice]

I need Scooter to explain to me what a double play is!!! Scooter must die! I love trying to bring sports to non-sports fans. ESPN did a great job with this with their NHL Rules games. But he's just insulting to everyone's intelligence. He's like Clippy for Office.

SI

[JeeberD]

Who the bloody fuck are the Wynans?

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

Who the bloody fuck are the Wynans?
:confused:

[JeeberD]

The guys who sang during the seventh inning stretch...

[Ksyrup]

You've never heard of BeBe, CeCe, DeDe, HeHe, and ZeZe? I mean, I've never actually heard them, but they're well known for whatever they do. Kinda like Tom Joyner - the name is way too familiar, but I couldn't tell you a thing about what he does.

[Maple Leafs]

What, no mention of the pregnant chick cutting off legend Ernie Harwell in mid-story?

[Ksyrup]

I wasn't paying much attention, but that's what I thought happened. They let him talk about the good ol' days for like 10 seconds, then she was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could jabber on for hours, I know...Billy Bob Thornton's got this new movie coming out!"

[Fouts]

Congrats Miggy! Lets give a millionaire a free corvette, oh boy.

[WSUCougar]

What, no mention of the pregnant chick cutting off legend Ernie Harwell in mid-story?
Yeah, class move there indeed. Between her doing that and that animated wax figure Kevin Kennedy pronouncing one of the all-time great Tigers' last names as "Kay-lin" (UGH!) in front of Harwell, Fox was hitting on all cylinders.

I do love Joe Buck, though.

[JeffNights]

Yeah, class move there indeed. Between her doing that and that animated wax figure Kevin Kennedy pronouncing one of the all-time great Tigers' last names as "Kay-lin" (UGH!) in front of Harwell, Fox was hitting on all cylinders.

I do love Joe Buck, though.


Absolutely, I mean seriously, Al Kaline is not some unknown old ballplayer, hes a bonefied hall of famer.

And cutting off Ernie? Shame on that fat whore.