Dude, I Totally Banged Your Mom

[rkmsuf]

Mother Arrested For Having Sex With Son's Friend

POSTED: 3:26 pm EDT July 18, 2005

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A 36-year-old mother was arrested Monday for allegedly having consensual sex with a friend of her son.


Mary Lee Worley

According to the police report, Mary Lee Worley admitted to the victim's father that she had sex with the 15-year-old boy in her home while he was spending the night with her son sometime last month. The victim told his youth pastor about the incident, and the youth pastor then confronted Worley about it.

Worley is charged with lewd and lascivious acts with a minor. She is currently out on bond.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/4737789/detail.html

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[Suicane75]

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If Maura Tierney and A Gorilla made it.

[rkmsuf]

sadly there is no mention of her being a teacher

[Fonzie]

sadly there is no mention of her being a teacher
She is a teacher in the ways of love.

[Izulde]

Figures... those Southerners are always jumping the generation gap.

(/hypocritical criticism)

[BrianD]

If Maura Tierney and A Gorilla made it.

Good one. :)

[dubb93]

i'd hit it

[Blackadar]

Dude, awesome!

[Greyroofoo]

if i was "molested" that last person I'd go to see is a priest :)

[Klinglerware]

if i was "molested" that last person I'd go to see is a priest :)

Instant classic!

[HomerJSimpson]

if i was "molested" that last person I'd go to see is a priest :)

Actually, it is a good chance that might be who you saw before, during, and after.

[rkmsuf]

She must have been awful in the sack.

How in the heck does this come up...."Hey father, guess what. I totally banged Jimmy's mom."

[Blackadar]

Dude...

[rkmsuf]

sweet

[Radii]

Actually, it is a good chance that might be who you saw before, during, and after.


gold. This thread is going to be another great one.

[mhass]

Dude...
Dude...

[Buzzbee]

d00d...

[Draft Dodger]

If Maura Tierney and A Gorilla made it.

I'll never be able to look at Maura Tierney with unbridled lust again.
aw, fuck it, I'm over it already.

[Raiders Army]

Wasn't Christian Slater's character in True Romance named Clarence Worley?

[digamma]

I think I read about this one on literotica.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

I think I read about this one on literotica.
:)

[Solecismic]

Why did I know this was Florida before I went back and read the dateline?

[ShaqFu]

Did he call her a MILF?

[Easy Mac]

She kind of looks like Tracey Gold from Growing Pains.

[Noop]

Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins. I mean cmon she had a kid!!!! She knows how to take pain and push it back at you....

[Easy Mac]

well, for all we know he told some friends, who told some friends, and it got around to the youth pastor, so he confronted the kid who spilled the beans.

[cthomer5000]

Wasn't Christian Slater's character in True Romance named Clarence Worley?
Yes it was. Great movie... but is there a connection I'm missing here?

[Suicane75]

Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins. I mean cmon she had a kid!!!! She knows how to take pain and push it back at you....
At 15 I had cinemax, scrambled, on my little black and white TV.

[ThunderingHERD]

I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins.

Wow. Your 15th year was a lot more interesting than mine.

[Comey]

Did he call her a MILF?
Just a MIFed.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

This is like eveery boys dream at that age.

[Suicane75]

This is like eveery boys dream at that age.
Perhaps you should scroll up and oh, i dunno, look at her.

[duckman]

Perhaps you should scroll up and oh, i dunno, look at her.
I think we should get to see a picture of the boy for comparison. He may have bucked teeth and wart between his eyes. That could raise the hotness level of the older woman.

[tucker342]

I think I read about this one on literotica.
LOL!:D

[korme]

Wow. Your 15th year was a lot more interesting than mine.
heard dat

[Raiders Army]

Yes it was. Great movie... but is there a connection I'm missing here?
Her name is Mary Lee Worley.

[Noop]

Wow. Your 15th year was a lot more interesting than mine.
Well we did have sluts and the blowjob givers...(neither of whom I tried to get anything from..yuck) now for the anal chicks this was a pretty much the new thing because they wanted to stay virgins.(Noop don't stick it up the booty shoot)

[moriarty]

Well we did have sluts and the blowjob givers...(neither of whom I tried to get anything from..yuck) now for the anal chicks this was a pretty much the new thing because they wanted to stay virgins.(Noop don't stick it up the booty shoot)

:eek: God dang, I was born a couple of decades too late. Right after the 'free love era', and now right before this, I'm sooo unlucky. Aaaggh.

[Blackadar]

:eek: God dang, I was born a couple of decades too late. Right after the 'free love era', and now right before this, I'm sooo unlucky. Aaaggh.

Yes, the Prude 80s, with Molly Ringwald as a sexual icon.

DENIED!

[rkmsuf]

You know what noop spelled backswards is?

virgin

[Subby]

I bet that mom is decent looking in real life.

Make-up free mugshots tend to bring out the worst in people.

Just ask Nick.

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[CraigSca]

How is the mother's son supposed to go back to school now? I mean, is there much worse as a teenager than having a friend of yours do your own mother?

"Thanks Mom, thanks for making an ass out of me."

[Subby]

How is the mother's son supposed to go back to school now? I mean, is there much worse as a teenager than having a friend of yours do your own mother?

"Thanks Mom, thanks for making an ass out of me." Exactly - all joking aside, she should get the chair for humiliating her son like that.

[Bee]

How is the mother's son supposed to go back to school now? I mean, is there much worse as a teenager than having a friend of yours do your own mother?

"Thanks Mom, thanks for making an ass out of me."

I don't know...if that's just a bad picture and she's actually decent looking, it could make the kid very popular with everyone wanting to be his friend...

[Surtt]

Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins.

I wonder witch one Mary Lee was 16 year ago.....

[Samdari]

I don't know...if that's just a bad picture and she's actually decent looking, it could make the kid very popular with everyone wanting to be his friend...

When I was 15, it would not have mattered. Once word got out that some dude's mom put out for his friends, guys would have been killing each other to get invited over to his house.

[Draft Dodger]

I bet that mom is decent looking in real life.

Make-up free mugshots tend to bring out the worst in people.

Just ask Nick.


so, you think Nick Nolte is hot?

[Subby]

so, you think Nick Nolte is hot? Do donkeys make good pornstars?

[scooper]

heard dat
Give it time, Shorty. It's only July. :D

[Noop]

You know what noop spelled backswards is?

virgin
Nah it spells your daddy...

[HomerJSimpson]

Nah it spells your daddy...


Cool. You owe Mom 36 years of child support. You can just send me the check directly. :D