I an titaly f"ed upo right now

[maximus]

I was inb a meding tonoight and boty did I get messed upo. I danced all night and even "dirtty" danced all night with some women I didn't eben know. My wife didn't care since she dity danced with some women as well. The womens husbandds (who I danced with) didnt like it though. Oh well, I love to have fun and since those husbands sat on their butts all noght I danced woith theit wives,

[MikeVic]

Nice job. :D

[Cringer]

well said maximus.

[korme]

I love commas at the end of posts,

[sovereignstar]

A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.

[maximus]

Dudes, I was the man tonoght. I tell ya. The women loved me. I danced and (most lil=kelyt made a fool of myslef) but They wall wanted me man. I am the man....!! WOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! Even the married chcicked loved me and all wanted me to dance with them. The even felt me up. LOLT!!!

[maximus]

A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.


fuck you.

[maximus]

A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.


ok, maybe that was a little to overboad but dont call me a fake dude. You dont now me.

[cthomer5000]

ok, maybe that was a little to overboad but dont call me a fake dude. You dont now me.
it's fake, period. you were called on it and nailed. take it like a man.

[korme]

max, they are all just crabby cause your slammed and they were on FOFC all night. i had a boring ass night too, it happens.

LOLT!!!
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/5044/lollerskates4qn.gif

[Suicane75]

This was just sad.

[ThunderingHERD]

I bm pritty trashhhhed write now.j not shure wwhat i tnkhi of tshis thredd.

[Pumpy Tudors]

hwy do pepple do tihs.

[Eaglesfan27]

I love fake drunk posting.

[Suicane75]

I love fake drunk posting.
Tou shut upz!, Oh come here and gimmmes a hug.

[Pumpy Tudors]

This thread is now about random pictures of athletes:

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6625/anderson45jb.jpg

[Suicane75]

Bahagadard!!!

[Eaglesfan27]

nevermind.

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/5637/st12di.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Eaglesfan27]

http://philadelphia.comcastsportsnet.com/images/content/phillies/092904-jroll.jpg

One of my recent favorites.

[Pumpy Tudors]

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/305/bobboughner8dp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Suicane75]

This thread is now about pictures of June Lockheart.

http://www.meredy.com/june.jpg

[sovereignstar]

http://www.misterink.com/AL'S%20STORE%20-%20PRO/Flipper%20Anderson%20LARams.jpg

[sovereignstar]

Suicane, you should be banned immediately for posting a picture from straightguysexposed DOT com. That's just not right.

[Suicane75]

Suicane, you should be banned immediately for posting a picture from straightguysexposed DOT com. That's just not right. But you looked so good. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

Edit: Flippperrrr!!!!!!

[ThunderingHERD]

<img src="http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10108000/10108240.jpg">

[Suicane75]

Those uniforms look like baby diahrea.

[korme]

http://www.profootballhof.com/assets/story_image/Winslow_Nov20.jpg

[korme]

http://media-cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/nflfine.jpg

[korme]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/images/031119cin.jpg

[korme]

http://images.sportsnetwork.com/football/nfl/allsport/broncos/bailey_bengals.jpg

[korme]

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2004/08/22/1093188278_8007.jpg

[korme]

http://members.tripod.com/jt_27_03/181769a0.jpg

[korme]

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper36/BroncosMain1026.jpg

[korme]

http://www.covers.com/images/2004/pro_bowl040209.jpg

[korme]

http://www.nfl.com/u/nfl/photos/nfl1714_lower.jpg

[korme]

http://www.nfl.com/u/nfl/photos/nfl1712_lower.jpg

I hope RendeR or someone enjoyed that.

[ThunderingHERD]

Quit flooding the thread. Now no one's going to notice my bit of <i>hilarious!</i> topical humor.

[korme]

Quit flooding the thread. Now no one's going to notice my bit of hilarious! topical humor.
That crazy Koren..

[ice4277]

http://www.tigerscentral.com/wallpaper/lemon800.jpg

[Flasch186]

i got ya

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/77/039_44504.jpg

[sachmo71]

I didn't know the Bengals had so much recorded history!!

Also, drunk posting is dumb.

[Honolulu_Blue]

i had a boring ass night too, it happens.


You weren't lying...

[illinifan999]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cc/Steamloller.gif

[Subby]

I have proof that maximus' drunkfest was real:

<img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/hbkrickj/Badrap.jpg">

[cthomer5000]

http://i5.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/8c/d8/31_1_b.JPG
lol

[SirFozzie]

I have proof that maximus' drunkfest was real:

<img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/hbkrickj/Badrap.jpg">


*sighs*

Are we going to have to do ANOTHER invention w/Shorty????

(Just kidding, Shorty, man.. it's all good..)

[Sun Tzu]

http://www.brooksrobinsontribute.com/BR%203-D%20Dive0001.jpg

[Senator]

Brooks was the man.

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

COOL!!!!

[Swaggs]

http://www.nfl.com/u/nfl/photos/nfl1714_lower.jpg


What could they possibly be celebrating?

[Buccaneer]

Pictures! I saw actual images! You didn't have anything to do with that Shorty?

[cthomer5000]

http://www.nfl.com/u/nfl/photos/nfl1714_lower.jpg
wait... is that shorty on the right there?

[Suicane75]

http://www.tigerscentral.com/wallpaper/lemon800.jpg
Oh how I loves me some Chet Lemon.

[duckman]

wait... is that shorty on the right there?
Too tall.

[korme]

http://reds.enquirer.com/img/photos/2001/04/040601young.jpg

[korme]

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/05/47/79/image_1479475.jpg

[korme]

http://www.mouse-works.com/home/card8.jpg

[korme]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10107000/10107003.jpg

[korme]

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/mm-wm12-008e.gif

[korme]

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/phf-aaee023.jpg

[korme]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10106000/10106003.jpg

[korme]

http://www.cincinnati.com/reds/goodbyecinergy/img/worldseries_redsB.jpg

[Suicane75]

Are you spastic today?

[korme]

Are you always this awesome?
Yes.

[illinifan999]

What could they possibly be celebrating?
Getting the first pick of the draft?

[Suicane75]

This thread needs more Chet Lemon pictures, I'll get on that.
You are AWESOME!

[korme]

http://www.jazzwise.com/catalog/images/DVD0455.jpg

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/syllabi/422/lemon.jpg

[QuikSand]

http://www.mouse-works.com/home/card8.jpg

One of these things is not like the others... one of these things does not belong...

[maximus]

I sent this pm to sovereignstar today but I think it applies to everyone. I feel like a jackass right now for even coming to a messgae board in the condition that I was in so like I said - the pm applies to everyone.......

sorry about last night. I should have never told you to "fuck off". That is going way overboard about something so stupid. It doesn't matter if I was really drunk or not (even though I really was) but I shouldn't have respnded that way. It was even stupid of me even coming to a forum board to post things like that but I thoght that it was pretty funny about what happend to me so I decided to post it. I hope there isn't any hard feelings as I really am sorry for posting that. I didnt mean any ill feelings towards you.

Take care.

[Logan]

Dude...I just figured he was at some crazy "meeting" last night.

[jbmagic]

just delete this post. and its all cool

[Pumpy Tudors]

Delete it? What? We have some nice images in here!

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/5859/photo44yo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Suicane75]

http://www.jazzwise.com/catalog/images/DVD0455.jpg

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/syllabi/422/lemon.jpg
I am no fan of artistic license! Good day sir!

[Suicane75]

I sent this pm to sovereignstar today but I think it applies to everyone. I feel like a jackass right now for even coming to a messgae board in the condition that I was in so like I said - the pm applies to everyone.......
e ;rbi ny rux

[Suicane75]

One of these things is not like the others... one of these things does not belong...
Brady Anderson never played for the Orioles! What do I win?

[MikeVic]

http://www.neutralzonehockey.com/photos/nichols2.jpg

[cthomer5000]

http://img134.exs.cx/img134/6853/elimanning7be.jpg
..

[Solecismic]

I remember Lemon fondly from my youth. He was a terrific player, but if you look at his numbers, he was one of the worst base-stealers in Major League history.

So we made up a limerick one day at the ballpark.

http://www.solecismic.com/lemonpoem.jpg

[Airhog]

I remember Lemon fondly from my youth. He was a terrific player, but if you look at his numbers, he was one of the worst base-stealers in Major League history.

So we made up a limerick one day at the ballpark.



Working on Front Office Limerick creator?

[Solecismic]

Working on Front Office Limerick creator?

Ya know, dude, that joke has become so old that if you're going to use it, it has to at least either make a tiny bit of sense or have at least an infinitesimal humor content.

It's so old that I'm half expecting it to appear in a Jay Leno monologue one of these days.

It's so old that Carl Everett doesn't believe it ever existed in the first place.

[Airhog]

Ya know, dude, that joke has become so old that if you're going to use it, it has to at least either make a tiny bit of sense or have at least an infinitesimal humor content.

It's so old that I'm half expecting it to appear in a Jay Leno monologue one of these days.

It's so old that Carl Everett doesn't believe it ever existed in the first place.


You know that I am the master of bad humor and old jokes, and I'm surprised that you expect more from me

[Cringer]

Ya know, dude, that joke has become so old that if you're going to use it, it has to at least either make a tiny bit of sense or have at least an infinitesimal humor content.

It's so old that I'm half expecting it to appear in a Jay Leno monologue one of these days.

It's so old that Carl Everett doesn't believe it ever existed in the first place.

ouch.
:D

[Logan]

Ya know, dude, that joke has become so old that if you're going to use it, it has to at least either make a tiny bit of sense or have at least an infinitesimal humor content.

It's so old that I'm half expecting it to appear in a Jay Leno monologue one of these days.

It's so old that Carl Everett doesn't believe it ever existed in the first place.

http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/7487/pwned13is.jpg

Thanks Shorty.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Ya know, dude, that joke has become so old that if you're going to use it, it has to at least either make a tiny bit of sense or have at least an infinitesimal humor content.

It's so old that I'm half expecting it to appear in a Jay Leno monologue one of these days.

It's so old that Carl Everett doesn't believe it ever existed in the first place.
Gee, I actually thought the "Front Office Limerick Creator" joke was funny and made sense in this context. You did write a limerick, didn't you? Now, if he'd said "Front Office Sonnet Creator," well, a winner is you.

[Swaggs]

You know that I am the master of bad humor and old jokes, and I'm surprised that you expect more from me

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001MMGC2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

Oh snap! Swaggs pulled out the SPECIAL EDITION for that one! :( :(

[cthomer5000]

http://zanyvgquotes.com/prowrestling/winner.png
...

[cthomer5000]

http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/cthomer5000/tsbihof0000.png
Where you been Mouse Tail? http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

[JeeberD]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10107000/10107003.jpg

Killebrew? He was my pop's favorite player when he was growing up...

[maximus]

just delete this post. and its all cool


im not going to delte this thread for the simple reason that I wasn't "faking" as most would tend to believe. I have nothing to hide nor to run from. I shouldnt have told anyone to "fuck off". That was wrong to do.

[maximus]

I have proof that maximus' drunkfest was real:

<img src="http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/hbkrickj/Badrap.jpg">


Im the fat guy just so everyones knows. Yes, I have to loose a lot of weight.....Im a fat ass what can I say. :(

[AZSpeechCoach]

Sounds like a Front Office Bitch Slap to me...

[cthomer5000]

Sounds like a Front Office Bitch Slap to me...
http://www.lovetohate.us/jokes/NES_PWNED.gif

Dusted off animation shop for that one.

[Swaggs]

http://www.lovetohate.us/jokes/NES_PWNED.gif

Dusted off animation shop for that one.

Fighter Hayabusa and the Back Brain Kick pwned no one.

Ever.

[Easy Mac]

http://zanyvgquotes.com/prowrestling/winner.png
...
hardcore... hardcore

[cody8200]

It's so old that Carl Everett doesn't believe it ever existed in the first place.


Nice-ass reference. Literally hilarious interview.

[Suicane75]

hardcore... hardcore
Indeed.

[cthomer5000]

Fighter Hayabusa and the Back Brain Kick pwned no one.

Ever.
I spent about an hour today trying to land the back brain kick... it cant be done! http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

[cthomer5000]

I spent about an hour today trying to land the back brain kick... it cant be done! http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif
although if i can create a video of that... well, thats the ultimate pwnership.

[mrsimperless]

Fighter Hayabusa and the Back Brain Kick pwned no one.

Ever.

That is the truest truism I have witnessed today. I think I connected it once. I set up a 2-player game and had the second player just stand there. I wanted to see if it actually worked.

[Desnudo]

Once again a drunk story has left me feeling dry. If it doesn't include a three-some, cocaine, or hookers, or all three, please consider whether to hit the Post button or not.

[sachmo71]

Once again a drunk story has left me feeling dry. If it doesn't include a three-some, cocaine, or hookers, or all three, please consider whether to hit the Post button or not.

Try Hell Atlantic's board. He and his posse are hardcore Astoria mo-fos.

[WSUCougar]

Try Hell Atlantic's board. He and his posse are hardcore Astoria mo-fos.
Yup. No sandwich is safe.

[KWhit]

Nice to see this thread back on track after the strange turn it took with Shorty vomiting pictures all over it.