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Balldog
07-24-2005, 01:50 AM
Well I went out with the boyz tonight. You will never guess who came up to me, you know the chick that I had the 2000 post thread on or whatever. She is 20 now, I haven't seen her in like 18 months. She asked me if I had a girlfriend, I said no, which I don't. I accused her of having a boyfriend, she said she didn't, and she told me to call her sometime. Which I said I deleted your number because I was wasting my time and look I am not chasing you again. She said no call me please. I'm debating this, this pisses me off because I had a hard time moving on with this chick. Fuck. Shit. Uh.

Then I got this 33 year old chick who looks like she is 23 phone number, god damn hottie. I think she wants me to chase her too. I told her I ain't into games so....

PS - Suicane will love this.

Miller High Life Light = $1.50

jbmagic
07-24-2005, 02:17 AM
Balldog

call her and see how it goes for one week.

if she plays game then cut her.

Suicane75
07-24-2005, 02:26 AM
If I had a million dollars? 2 chicks at the same time.

korme
07-24-2005, 02:28 AM
if she plays game then cut her.
jb's got the right idea.

http://www.danielwiener.com/daniel/tips/archives/tools/knives/switchblade.jpg

Suicane75
07-24-2005, 02:30 AM
Yes, I see da OJ, and he be scared!

korme
07-24-2005, 02:34 AM
Yes, I see da OJ, and he be scared!
Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/ScarCadillac.jpg

Balldog
07-24-2005, 07:07 AM
jb's got the right idea.

http://www.danielwiener.com/daniel/tips/archives/tools/knives/switchblade.jpg


lol

:D

Esquared1
07-24-2005, 07:25 AM
From personal experience, I can pass on one observation. If you can get over the "I used to love her" stuff, this is the point of the story where you will perform some freaky sex things with her. Hot Carl anybody?!?!?!?!

ice4277
07-24-2005, 07:28 AM
Well I went out with the boyz tonight. You will never guess who came up to me, you know the chick that I had the 2000 post thread on or whatever. She is 20 now, I haven't seen her in like 18 months. She asked me if I had a girlfriend, I said no, which I don't. I accused her of having a boyfriend, she said she didn't, and she told me to call her sometime. Which I said I deleted your number because I was wasting my time and look I am not chasing you again. She said no call me please. I'm debating this, this pisses me off because I had a hard time moving on with this chick. Fuck. Shit. Uh.

Then I got this 33 year old chick who looks like she is 23 phone number, god damn hottie. I think she wants me to chase her too. I told her I ain't into games so....

PS - Suicane will love this.

Miller High Life Light = $1.50
I would say that, you would be crazy to try and have any sort of serious relationship with her, especially with what happened before. Nothing wrong with having a little fun on the side though.

Oh and Miller products in general suck ass.

Easy Mac
07-24-2005, 08:18 AM
You should try to get a 3-some with her and the HR chick.

Noop
07-24-2005, 08:21 AM
Eat Her Pussy.

Easy Mac
07-24-2005, 08:28 AM
or you could use noop's idea

Subby
07-24-2005, 08:38 AM
This thread is already a bajillion times better than it has any right to be.

Balldog
07-24-2005, 09:54 AM
I would say that, you would be crazy to try and have any sort of serious relationship with her, especially with what happened before. Nothing wrong with having a little fun on the side though.

Oh and Miller products in general suck ass.

Yup, I think you are right. Which is fine by me. As for the Miller products, I agree but for $1.50 as opposed to the usual $2.50 for Bud Light I've grown a tolerance.

kcchief19
07-24-2005, 11:05 AM
Which I said I deleted your number because I was wasting my time and look I am not chasing you again. She said no call me please. I'm debating this, this pisses me off because I had a hard time moving on with this chick. Fuck. Shit. Uh.

Then I got this 33 year old chick who looks like she is 23 phone number, god damn hottie. I think she wants me to chase her too. I told her I ain't into games so.... Maybe this got covered in the earlier thread, but here's some free advice to you and others out there: telling women that you aren't in to games or chasing is a license for them to play you like a violin, will only attract the women who will do that and will drive away the women that you might actually like because they'll think you're a stuck up asshat.

If you don't want to chase or play games, just don't do it. Announcing your intentions is like telling a hitter you're throwing a curve. They'll hit it out of the park everytime.

Swaggs
07-24-2005, 11:05 AM
I'm calling for a dynasty.

Easy Mac
07-24-2005, 11:48 AM
I'm calling for a dynasty. http://www.scorpiofiles.com/dynasty/episodes/d850515.jpg?

Suicane75
07-24-2005, 11:53 AM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Esuicane/Dynasty.JPG
Whats he doing to her? http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

Noop
07-24-2005, 12:05 PM
Suicane

My guess is he came and went to sleep while she is glad it is over because he did the anal with no lube.

korme
07-24-2005, 12:37 PM
For the record, my original pic wasn't of white boy gangstas, it was of a switchblade.. ha..ha.. cut her. LOL funny,I swear..

Balldog
07-24-2005, 06:55 PM
Maybe this got covered in the earlier thread, but here's some free advice to you and others out there: telling women that you aren't in to games or chasing is a license for them to play you like a violin, will only attract the women who will do that and will drive away the women that you might actually like because they'll think you're a stuck up asshat.

If you don't want to chase or play games, just don't do it. Announcing your intentions is like telling a hitter you're throwing a curve. They'll hit it out of the park everytime.

Word, with the younging I was being brutally honest because I don't feel like getting involved in that bullshit again and my buddies were giving me shit because I was blowing her off early in the conversation. And I said something along the lines of she wants me to chase her so I'm not wasting my time. Then she asked me again if I had a girlfriend, the whole thing was weird.

With the older girl, to be honest I was pretty well lit and so was she. We'll see what happens.

I think I'll call them both sometime this week.