Terri Hatcher Van Sex

[rkmsuf]

Or is it Michael Jackson?

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According to a report on this mornings Female First UK:


Teri Hatcher makes love in an old van parked in her garden - to stop her seven-year-old daughter accidentally interrupting proceedings. The 'Desperate Housewives' actress admits she has been inviting dates back to her "passion wagon" in the driveway of her luxury mansion. She is quoted as saying: "I've had that battered VW van for years I think it's sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my passion wagon. When my van's a rocking, don't come knocking!"

[MikeVic]

Ahh... I was wondering why. When I asked her, she just said to shut up and strip. Quite a dominant woman.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Am I the only person thinking this is a case of "TMI"?

[Honolulu_Blue]

Am I the only person thinking this is a case of "TMI"?
I don't know. I am thinking this a case of "NEI".

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

TMI? nei? in English puhleease. :)

[Surtt]

Pre-advertising for the celebrity sex tape.
I'll bet the van is under video surveillance 24/7 from now on.

Teri, Teri,Teri;
1. It is a f*ck truck, not a "passion wagon."
2. Buy a lock for your bedroom door, or quit being such a whore.

[SirFozzie]

TMI=Too Muchh Information.

NEI= Not Enough Information

PPKT=Pix Pls K Thx

[CHEMICAL SOLDIER]

TMI=Too Muchh Information.

NEI= Not Enough Information

PPKT=Pix Pls K Thx
Muchos Gracias :) .

[Samdari]

quit being such a whore.


umm, shut the hell up.

How dare you recommend this.

[WSUCougar]

Never, ever thought she was at all hot. Blech.

[Surtt]

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I SAY!!!!

I completely retract statement #2
And leave the curtains open.

[Honolulu_Blue]

or quit being such a whore.
Yes. Because any woman who enjoys sex is a whore. :rolleyes:

[Noop]

I have to agree anyone who enjoy sex is not a whore. I don't see why a man should be commended for having alot of sex while a woman is shunned. Personally speaking I don't perfer a girl who has been wit alot of people but I wouldn't call her a slut/whore.

[VPI97]

Personally speaking I don't perfer a girl who has been wit alot of people but I wouldn't call her a slut/whore.cum dumpster?

[korme]

girls just want to have fun?

[Noop]

cum dumpster?
No a little misguided about her body and sex in general.

[rkmsuf]

there are manwhores

[VPI97]

No a little misguided about her body and sex in general.Oh yeah, that too.

[kcchief19]

Hatcher Finds Love
24 March 2005 (WENN) (http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2005-03-24#celeb7)
Actress Teri Hatcher (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000159/) is desperate for love no longer, after embarking on a romance with a hot-shot TV producer. The 40-year-old Desperate Housewives (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410975/) beauty, who recently confessed that it had been a "long time" since she had been with a man, has been quietly dating 36-year-old Bryan Burk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1333357/), executive producer of American TV show Lost (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411008/). On March 19, the lovebirds were photographed taking the actress' seven-year-old daughter Emerson for pizza in Eagle Rock, California. When they arrived at the restaurant, they were greeted by Hatcher's parents, according to Us Weekly magazine. The two were first spotted together on a lunch date on February 13 in Studio City, California. Hatcher's latest love match contradicts reports in British tabloids that the actress is back with former blind date, dentist Dr. William Dorfman. Who was she huffing and puffing with in the passion truck? I've got a Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross thing go through my head right now.

[Galaxy]

Or is it Michael Jackson?

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According to a report on this mornings Female First UK:


Teri Hatcher makes love in an old van parked in her garden - to stop her seven-year-old daughter accidentally interrupting proceedings. The 'Desperate Housewives' actress admits she has been inviting dates back to her "passion wagon" in the driveway of her luxury mansion. She is quoted as saying: "I've had that battered VW van for years I think it's sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my passion wagon. When my van's a rocking, don't come knocking!"

You read Female First UK?

[MJ4H]

I don't see why a man should be commended for having alot of sex
I certainly don't believe he should be (speaking outside of marriage here). Not to threadjack or anything, just wanted to point out that the hypocrisy you seem to be pointing to isn't across the board.

[rkmsuf]

You read Female First UK?

It's not Man Ass UK. They are talking Teri Hatcher van sex.

[Noop]

I certainly don't believe he should be (speaking outside of marriage here). Not to threadjack or anything, just wanted to point out that the hypocrisy you seem to be pointing to isn't across the board.
In general if you or any guy bangs a hot chick his buddys would give him props. On the other hand if a woman bangs a guy her friends behind her back will call her a slut and a whore. I am speaking in general terms not speaking about expceptions which do exists, although i have not seen it for myself.

[Surtt]

Yes. Because any woman who enjoys sex is a whore. :rolleyes:


Please enlighten me.

If inviting dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is not whoreish behavior, what is?

[Subby]

WHOOOOOSH...

And Teri Hatcher rockets into my top 10...

[sovereignstar]

Noop is getting real deep. Deeper than I got with his slutty mom last weekend.

[Galaxy]

Never, ever thought she was at all hot. Blech.

Kinda agree with you. She's hot when she's all doll up, but never found her overly attractive when she's just regularly dress in public, ect. She's attractive, but she's not a 10 in my view. Was buzz to be this hot when she was on Louis and Clark?

[korme]

If she invited them into her bedroom, would that still be whorish? Because the reason in doing the van thing is to keep her kid from noticing.

[B & B]

1. Way too many ppl reading this thread.

2. They're real, and they're NOT spectacular.

[Noop]

Noop is getting real deep. Deeper than I got with his slutty mom last weekend.
Funny. I won't even bother...

[Honolulu_Blue]

Please enlighten me.

If inviting dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is not whoreish behavior, what is?
Shorty kinda summed it up for you. She has sex in her van, fuck truck, passion wagon, or whatever the hell you call it so that her kid wont walk in on her while doing that. I don't see the problem with that. Granted, she could invest in a lock, but perhaps she's loud when she's having sex and doesn't want her kid to hear her. Again, I don't see a prblem with that. Or would you also consider any woman who is loud during sex also a whore?

So, in essence, she is an adult woman who invites her dates back to her place to have sex somewhere private and away from her child. This is whoreish behavior? This?

I hope I have enlightened you. If you still think women who have sex with their dates in a private place in their homes are "whores", well then there are a lot of "whores" in this world and you may want to get that misogyny thing checked out.

[sovereignstar]

Maybe she's a whore because she's been in a number of nudity-filled 'B' movies, no?

[Surtt]

Shorty kinda summed it up for you. She has sex in her van, fuck truck, passion wagon, or whatever the hell you call it so that her kid wont walk in on her while doing that. I don't see the problem with that. Granted, she could invest in a lock, but perhaps she's loud when she's having sex and doesn't want her kid to hear her. Again, I don't see a prblem with that. Or would you also consider any woman who is loud during sex also a whore?

So, in essence, she is an adult woman who invites her dates back to her place to have sex somewhere private and away from her child. This is whoreish behavior? This?

I hope I have enlightened you. If you still think women who have sex with their dates in a private place in their homes are "whores", well then there are a lot of "whores" in this world and you may want to get that misogyny thing checked out.


So what exactly is a whore?
You have enlightened me as to what you do not consider a whore.

IMHO, whorish behavior is having sex with several different partners over a short time.
My friends and I refer to both male and females as whores.

I am not implying approval or disapproval, I could care less what she does, or doesn't do.
It is simply the word in my vocabulary to describe this kind of behavior.
And yes there are a lot of "whores" in this world.

[albionmoonlight]

I thought that a whore was someone who had sex in exchange for money, regardless of frequency.

[John Galt]

I thought that a whore was someone who had sex in exchange for money, regardless of frequency.

What fun is there in that definition? ;)

[Honolulu_Blue]

So what exactly is a whore?
You have enlightened me as to what you do not consider a whore.

IMHO, whorish behavior is having sex with several different partners over a short time.
My friends and I refer to both male and females as whores.

I am not implying approval or disapproval, I could care less what she does, or doesn't do.
It is simply the word in my vocabulary to describe this kind of behavior.
And yes there are a lot of "whores" in this world.
First off, that article said nothing about Hatcher having "sex with several different partners over a short time". Nothing. In fact, in the following article posted notes Hatcher "recently confessed that it had been a "long time" since she had been with a man."

All you said was (and I paraphrase) that a woman who invites dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is a whore. And then, again, you claim that you use the word "whoreish" to describe "this kind of behavior", the behavior being having sex in a van in one's own home.

In both cases you make no reference at all at the frequency of these dates or anything else. You just sort of simply state: having sex in a van makes one a whore. That's what I took issue with. Your original posts said nothing about frequency of the exploits as per your later definition.

As for my definition of what exactly a "whore" is? I don't know. It's sort of like porn, I know it when I see it. I think having sex with several different partners over a short time is certainly one factor, a big factor, but not always in and of itself sufficient.

[albionmoonlight]

What fun is there in that definition? ;)
It is important to preserve the distinction between whore and slut. I don't know why, but it is.

[Subby]

More importantly, why hasn't the HATCHER FLASCHEN MAN SEX parody thread popped up?

[Surtt]

All you said was (and I paraphrase) that a woman who invites dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is a whore. And then, again, you claim that you use the word "whoreish" to describe "this kind of behavior", the behavior being having sex in a van in one's own home.



In my original post I said get a lock "OR" stop the whoring.
I was implying that having sex in the bedroom was still whorish behavior.

I am guilty of assuming that if this is happening so often that it is causing problems with her daughter, it was happening a lot.

[WSUCougar]

It is important to preserve the distinction between whore and slut. I don't know why, but it is.
You're such a lawyer. Oh, and a slut.

[Suicane75]

Shes never had sex in a van. Jesus Christ people, settle down.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I am guilty of assuming that if this is happening so often that it is causing problems with her daughter, it was happening a lot.
Yes, you are. Who knows if it ever happened? Perhaps it only happened once and that was enough. Perhaps it was a preventative measure and never happened at all. Maybe it's just a pretex, maybe Terri Hatcher enjoys having sex in a van. While that could be considered "kinky" by some, it's hardly "whoreish."

[BrianD]

In my original post I said get a lock "OR" stop the whoring.
I was implying that having sex in the bedroom was still whorish behavior.


Is that limited to just her bedroom, or any bedroom? Apparently I am a whore since I had sex in a bedroom recently. WooHoo!! :)

[WSUCougar]

Apparently I am a whore since I had sex in a bedroom recently. WooHoo!! :)
Fritz mentioned that he left a fifty on the nightstand.

[BrianD]

Fritz mentioned that he left a fifty on the nightstand.

Which means a nice tip for me. :)

[Surtt]

Dear Terri,
I am very, very sorry I referred to your behavior as whorish.
I can honestly say I will never ever make unwarranted assumptions about you or refer to you behavior in such a vulgar way again.
As a mater of fact you can have sex with anyone, any time, and anywhere you choose and it's A-OK with me.

[WSUCougar]

Dear Terri,

I don't think you're a whore because of the van sex. I think you're one because you look and act like one, and because of all those !@#$% Radio Shack commercials. God, I wanted to go buy a remote-controlled plane there just so I could fly it into your face. You're almost as disgusting as Howie Long.

[rkmsuf]

Dear Terri,

I don't think you're a whore because of the van sex. I think you're one because you look and act like one, and because of all those !@#$% Radio Shack commercials. God, I wanted to go buy a remote-controlled plane there just so I could fly it into your face. You're almost as disgusting as Howie Long.

I'm not sure what to think about your disgust for Howie Long. I'm pretty neutral overall on him.

[VPI97]

I'm not sure what to think about your disgust for Howie Long. I'm pretty neutral overall on him.He's a whore.

[Subby]

He fucks for money?

[VPI97]

Yes.

[Scarecrow]

As a father of a 7-year old (and a 5yo) all I want to know is....


Why didn't I think of buying a beat-up van, sticking it in the backyard, and making it my wife's Scream Machine???



Really, if you've got kids, you know this is something that is needed!

[Honolulu_Blue]

Shes never had sex in a van. Jesus Christ people, settle down.
DING! DING! DING! DING!



Retraction and Apology Regarding Teri Hatcher Story
On August 2, 2005, WENN ran a story entitled "Hatcher Shocks Neighbors with Passion Sex Wagon," which claimed Teri Hatcher (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000159/) had amorous encounters with men in a van parked outside her home. Originally published in The Sun newspapers in the UK, WENN has been informed by by Ms. Hatcher's legal representatives that the story has no basis whatsoever in truth. WENN retracts this story and apologies unreservedly to Ms. Hatcher.

[rkmsuf]

ok, maybe it was a station wagon

[Raiders Army]

That's bullshit. I want them to retract their retraction. In my mind, she still had hot van sex.

[Buzzbee]

I thought that a whore was someone who had sex in exchange for money, regardless of frequency.
It is important to preserve the distinction between whore and slut. I don't know why, but it is.
You're such a lawyer. Oh, and a slut.
Does not compute. Lawyers screw people for money, making him a whore. :p

[albionmoonlight]

Why did she force them to print a retraction? Was it really hurting anyone for people to picture her getting it on with random guys in a passion wagon? I know that it brought a smile to my day.

And I agree with Buzzbee about lawyers. Or at least about myself. I'll screw you, but only if the price is right. Sure, you may find me occasionally weasling an old woman out of her pension, or sticking it to a sympathetic small business owner for free--but that's only so I can stay in practice.

[Tekneek]

So, does she have an old VW van on her property or not?

Disney was about to terminate her contract...and Teri needs the work.

[Galaxy]

So, does she have an old VW van on her property or not?

Disney was about to terminate her contract...and Teri needs the work.


Why would Disney terminate her contract?

[3ric]

The latest I heard was that she was considering hiring a gigolo to get her, um, satisfied.
hxxp://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/11709

Any volunteers? Seeing a new career opportunity?

[Tekneek]

Why would Disney terminate her contract?

Sorry, forgot to use one of those little 'emoticons' there. I was not being serious.

It's not too far reaching to say Disney may have said, "That's enough, Teri." First you have her talking about how they 'airbrush' out her nipples from the show because you can see them in everything, and then she is talking about banging guys in her old van. They could say she's going overboard.

[kcchief19]

And now the inevitable lawsuit ...
Teri Hatcher Sues Tabloid Over Sex Story


LONDON - Teri Hatcher is suing a British tabloid newspaper for libel over its claims she had "sex romps" with men in a Volkswagen van, her lawyer said Wednesday.

London law firm Schillings said Hatcher, who stars on ABC's "Desperate Housewives," had instructed it to begin libel proceedings against the Daily Sport over articles that she says "falsely alleged that she engages in sex romps on a regular basis with a series of men in a VW van parked outside her L.A. home for this purpose."

The claims "were repeated extensively elsewhere in many countries," the firm said. Hatcher "bitterly refutes these offensive allegations," it said.

The case is expected to go before the High Court in London next year.

[AlexB]

And now the inevitable lawsuit ...
Teri Hatcher Sues Tabloid Over Sex Story


LONDON - Teri Hatcher is suing a British tabloid newspaper for libel over its claims she had "sex romps" with men in a Volkswagen van, her lawyer said Wednesday.

London law firm Schillings said Hatcher, who stars on ABC's "Desperate Housewives," had instructed it to begin libel proceedings against the Daily Sport over articles that she says "falsely alleged that she engages in sex romps on a regular basis with a series of men in a VW van parked outside her L.A. home for this purpose."

The claims "were repeated extensively elsewhere in many countries," the firm said. Hatcher "bitterly refutes these offensive allegations," it said.

The case is expected to go before the High Court in London next year.

Wow - The Sport crosses the pond! And goes back to court!

It's no longer in its heyday, but previous Sport headlines include:

'Loch Ness Monster is Nazi U-Boat' complete with picture showing U-boat surfacing in Loch Ness

'Hungry Tomato Wanted Me For Dinner' about a killer 4' wide tomato that sprouted legs and tried to eat the gardener

'Gobblin Turkey Tried To Stuff Me' - including the classic confession 'At one point it picked me up by the legs and tried to stuff me with a couple of grow-bags. I clenched my cheeks together and somehow managed to fight free'

'Bus Found Buried At South Pole!' - again with photo of London double decker bus wedged in an iceberg

'Aliens Piss on The Sun' - a scientist claims alien's are trying to stop the summer heatwave by urinating on the sun, which could explode and blow up the universe!

'World War 2 Bomber Found On Moon!' - similar to London bus story, with photo (classically followed by 'World War 2 Bomber Found On Moon Vanishes!' with a photo of the same bit of the moon, but the plane has mysteriously gone. :D )

Can't believe I missed this thread originally - The Sport is not exactly the most believable publication over here !

[cuervo72]

'World War 2 Bomber Found On Moon!' - similar to London bus story, with photo (classically followed by 'World War 2 Bomber Found On Moon Vanishes!' with a photo of the same bit of the moon, but the plane has mysteriously gone. :D )


hahahahahahahaha!

[Bea-Arthurs Hip]

Why did she force them to print a retraction?


Because she is a whore!

Or as Chris Farley would say:

http://www.logusz.com/~yupislyr/3/paythefiddler.wav

[Honolulu_Blue]

Because she is a whore!

This is why she forced them to print a retraction and has since sued the paper.

[Bea-Arthurs Hip]

This is why she forced them to print a retraction and has since sued the paper.

Whores cant hire lawyers??

[Marc Vaughan]

IMHO she's the latest in a long line of atresses who are probably utterly boring and normal in their private lives, but who play racy characters on screen and so are portrayed by the media as living their lives similarly themselves (whether they or their agents encourage this portrayal I have no idea nor to be frank do I personally care) ...

[sterlingice]

update: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051216/tv_nm/hatcher_dc
Apparently not true at all.

SI

Hatcher wins sex claims libel case

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Actress Teri Hatcher won substantial libel damages on Friday from a British newspaper that alleged she used a camper van outside her home to have sex with a series of men.

The "Desperate Housewives" star, 41, who first found fame as Lois Lane in the 1990s television show "The New Adventures of Superman," will also receive a public apology from Britain's Daily Sport tabloid which published the story.

"I have tolerated many ridiculous and fabricated lies and gossip in the tabloids," Hatcher, a Golden Globe winner, said in a statement after the case was settled at London's High Court.

"But when a story appeared about me, insinuating that I am an irresponsible and neglectful parent, I had to draw the line."

Her lawyer David Smith told the court that the article had appeared in the Sport on July 25 this year under the heading "Teri's Passion Wagon."

The story was accompanied by a picture of a smiling Hatcher standing next to the van accompanied by the caption: "Tasty Teri's old VW helps her with her sex drive."

Smith said Hatcher did own a camper van but that she used it to take her daughter on holiday.

The paper, known for its sensationalist stories, had agreed to publish a prominent front-page apology and to pay "very substantial" damages and to reimburse Hatcher's full legal costs, he added. There were no details available of the sums of money involved.

The Sport's lawyer David Hirst said the paper was sorry for the article "which they fully accept was entirely false."

[Desnudo]

The latest I heard was that she was considering hiring a gigolo to get her, um, satisfied.
hxxp://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/11709

Any volunteers? Seeing a new career opportunity?

"Teri Hatcher Considers Gigilo
By James Joyner
Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher confesses that she is too busy to date and has considered hiring a male prostitute.

TERI IN GIGOLO SHOCK (Daily Record)

DESPERATE Housewives star Teri Hatcher has admitted she considered hiring a male prostitute. The star, who has just turned 40, confessed she is often too busy to date and has to rely on sex toys.

And in a frank interview, she said she has given serious thought to paying a gigolo. Teri said: "You know, I once thought of what it would be like to hire a male hooker. "I have never done that but the thought crossed my mind. "It's certainly a way to be in control of your sex life."

Teri, who plays Susan in the hit show, says she feels like a woman half her age since the break-up of her marriage to actor John Tenney. She added: "I don't want a heavy relationship yet. "I worked really hard when I was younger and then I was married for 10 years. "I feel like I'm 20 again and have the whole world to explore.

Rusty Shackleford has volunteered his services and provides a photo montage explaining his interest in Hatcher.

Hatcher's affinity for electronics over the inconvenience of men was previously explored at OTB in our January feature, "Teri Hatcher FHM Photo Spread."'


Let's explore this article a little more. I voted not hot before, but I'd like to change my vote if she has a webcam.