Need help getting revenge :)

[oliegirl]

My cousin played a joke on me this morning, she sent me some AIM message through a server - basically it was some weird AIM name I didn't know asking me how my son was and saying he had seen me shopping. It totally freaked me out. She owned up to it and apologized, but I have to get her back! I figured this group could help :)

The rules:

1. It can't be mean spirited. She is family and I love her.
2. It has to be net based, she lives in Chicago, I am in Atlanta, so no "TP her house" or anything like that.
3. It has to be fairly simple, nothing that is going to take hours to plan or execute.
4. It can be dirty/sexual in nature...but only if it's an email or something - she AIM's me from work so I don't want to get her fired. But if I can send it to her personal email - go for it!

OK - let your brains run wild!

:)

[rkmsuf]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." --- Kahn

[digamma]

That doesn't really seem like a cool practical joke to play on someone.

I'm all for fun and games, but pretending to be a stalker and mentioning kids just doesn't seem right to me.

[Samdari]

4. It can be dirty/sexual in nature...

And yet you are asking this board.

Interesting choice.

[rkmsuf]

Noop, give her some advice.

[sachmo71]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." ---- Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos

[oliegirl]

That doesn't really seem like a cool practical joke to play on someone.

I'm all for fun and games, but pretending to be a stalker and mentioning kids just doesn't seem right to me.


She forgot that Anthony's dad is a moron jackass who hasn't seen his kid in 4 years...my first thought was that it was him, but when I talked to her she was very sorry and felt bad. I told her it was OK, but I still want to get her back. I know she didn't do it to be mean, which is why the "no mean spirited" rule...she is kind of ditzy (just ask Richard), sweet, but dumb. :)

[rkmsuf]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." ---- Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos

It's Kahn dammit.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

1. It can't be mean spirited. She is family and I love her.

Well I got nothing.

[stevew]

Send her a subscription to Black Tail.

[oliegirl]

Oh - forgot to mention that she just got married in May...don't know if that will help.

And Suicane...it absolutely cannot involve fisting!

[Suicane75]

Fis.......Fuck!

[terpkristin]

There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using...

/tk

[Hurst2112]

Oh - forgot to mention that she just got married in May...don't know if that will help.

So telling her you slept with her spouse wouldn't be cool?

[Karlifornia]

Tell her Bono fell out of a helicopter while dropping candy to to ethiopian children-and he died.

[Karlifornia]

Dola,

First of all, you're going to want to wait as long as you can. At least 2 weeks after whenever you initially think she wouldn't suspect anything. Don't do anything prematurely, otherwise she'll see you coming a mile away and you'll have to play stupid and act like you didn't spend a whole day planning it out.

[rkmsuf]

Tell her Bono fell out of a helicopter while dropping candy to to ethiopian children-and he died.

that's the leader in the clubhouse

[WSUCougar]

Send her an e-mail claiming that you are the Empress of Bula Bula, and that you need someone to get your billions out of the bank and...oh wait, that's been done.

[oliegirl]

There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using...

/tk


I like that one!!!! Do you know any of the website? Or is there a google search I can do? Awesome!!!!!

[Noop]

How bout say you meet her at a club.

[SegRat]

Simple, have her google tubgirl. That ought to teach her.

[rkmsuf]

Contact Naked Zorro for a special mission.

[timmae]

send her a nice John tesh album for her birthday.... followed by a kenny g one for christmas.

[cartman]

Dola,

First of all, you're going to want to wait as long as you can. At least 2 weeks after whenever you initially think she wouldn't suspect anything. Don't do anything prematurely, otherwise she'll see you coming a mile away and you'll have to play stupid and act like you didn't spend a whole day planning it out.

Aren't you supposed to be on the road?

:D

[cartman]

dola,

Sign her up for Bedwetters Anonymous. That worked for getting back at an old roommate of mine.

[Lathum]

Simple, have her google tubgirl. That ought to teach her.
I thought the same thing. Why don't you post the link ;)

[terpkristin]

A quick google search (for "free samples") popped up these sites, in order:
http://www.thefreesite.com/Free_Samples/
-From there I recommend sending the K-Y Ultra Warming Gel, a condom sample, "health product samples" could be interesting, a sample of astroglide (page 2), perhaps the Free Christian book (page 2), maybe a sample of Metamucil....you get the idea
http://www.all-free-samples.com/ (didn't look at this one too extensively)

Well, you get the idea!!! :D ;)

I'm a perfect angel.

/tk

[jbmagic]

tell her your pregnant with twins

[WSUCougar]

tell her your pregnant with twins by her boyfriend/husband
Fixed

[Silver Owl]

There used to be a site that you could put in an email address and they would send a summons to court for unpaid traffic tickets among other things. I did a quick search and couldn't find it but maybe somebody else here knows. The summons really looks official.

[terpkristin]

There used to be a site that you could put in an email address and they would send a summons to court for unpaid traffic tickets among other things. I did a quick search and couldn't find it but maybe somebody else here knows. The summons really looks official.
Now THAT'S sweet!

/tk

[Marc Vaughan]

4. It can be dirty/sexual in nature...but only if it's an email or something - she AIM's me from work so I don't want to get her fired. But if I can send it to her personal email - go for it!
OK - let your brains run wild!
:)
Fake letter from her doctor (if you know the name/clinic so much the better) indicating that he needs to speak to her regarding her pregnancy? ... or is that a little much ....

(used to be some great pre-drawn up letters you could buy for 'revenge' purposes along these lines ...)

[BigJohn&TheLions]

There are websites where you can request samples of all sorts of things, including enemas. I recommend sending her a bunch of free samples of the random crap she'll never even fathom using...

/tk
Better yet, send the items (condoms, lube, etc.) to her husband.

[Airhog]

Sleep with her husband. That'll teach her! When she walks in you have to say "You've been punked"

[JonInMiddleGA]

Better yet, send the items (condoms, lube, etc.) to her husband.

Along those lines, samples/information, etc. for things like genital herpes medication might not be a bad item to include.

[cartman]

Better yet, send the items (condoms, lube, etc.) to her husband.

Send under another girl's name, in c/o her husband's name.

[sterlingice]

It's Kahn dammit.
"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!" -Guttierez on Freakazoid (also voiced by Ricardo Montalban)

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