Couldn't leave well enough alone

[Anthony]

http://pluto.spaceports.com/~lms/ls41.jpg

one of you has made a mistake of epic proportions. one of you here thinks he's slick and wants to fuck around. ok. you can fuck around. but i take things to the next level.

ok, you got my attention. now you gotta live with it.

i won't play my hand just yet, i'll just let it sink in so you can go over some of the possible things i plan on doing.

just you remember, you did this to yourself. no matter what happens from this point on, you did it to yourself and you'll have no one else to blame for it.

"I ain't gonna warn ya when i'm coming up on ya"
-House Of Pain

[VPI97]

What?

[Raiders Army]

WB HA

[JeeberD]

It's been an interesting day on the old FOFC...

[Vince]

Seriously. Over / under on the thread? I give it 55 posts.

[Glengoyne]

What?
I'm guessing this has everything to do with Dean Houston.

[David Lee Roth]

One of you didn't change the password.
One of you is not evil, just retarded.
A skippity bippity bop, shabop, chaaaaaaa.

[sovereignstar]

Am I no longer an administator over at deanhouston.org or what???

[sachmo71]

I'm talkin bout a yankee rose.

[Easy Mac]

wait, so someone says they're leaving... and they come back? This is like a crappy soap opera, but without the awkardly heterosexual love scences (but plenty of homosexual ones).

[Ben E Lou]

One of you didn't change the password.
One of you is not evil, just retarded.
A skippity bippity bop, shabop, chaaaaaaa.Speaking of not leaving well enough alone, Suicane, buh-bye.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Speaking of not leaving well enough alone, Suicane, buh-bye.
Nice to have you back, my man.

[Glengoyne]

Speaking of not leaving well enough alone, Suicane, buh-bye.
I wish I understood more of what happens here on this board. Or maybe just in this thread.

[Easy Mac]

alright, we need to make sure to drag this thread out as long as possible with idiotic banter like all the other "you are banned" threads.

[Easy Mac]

I wish I understood more of what happens here on this board. Or maybe just in this thread.
ya go to work, and you miss everything... i may have to quit my job.

[Ben E Lou]

I wish I understood more of what happens here on this board. Or maybe just in this thread.Suicane75 got himself suspended earlier today. He then posted in this thread under another name. That is a no-no.

[I. J. Reilly]

I wish I understood more of what happens here on this board. Or maybe just in this thread.
No kidding. Would you guys wear numbers or something so the rest of us can keep track?

[Glengoyne]

Suicane75 got himself suspended earlier today. He then posted in this thread under another name. That is a no-no.
How big of a no-no?

[Maple Leafs]

Oh great, now this is going to be the part where someone gets suspended, some posts get deleted, the people who know about it drop little hints all over and nobody else has any idea what's going on...

[Glengoyne]

How big of a no-no?
Nevermind, Just saw the banned under Suicane's name in another thread. Seems like harsh treatment for a long time member, but then again I don't understand half of what goes on around here.

Carry on.

[Eaglesfan27]

How big of a no-no?

A bannable no-no. That has been announced plenty of times.

[Easy Mac]

Its like Dawson's Creek when Pacey and Joey were dating behind Dawson's back and he had to find out from Jen.

[korme]

Holy shit, Suicane got fucking banned for posting one post under DLR? Ban the DLR name, not Suicane, just keep that suspended. This is terrible news.

[Glengoyne]

A bannable no-no. That has been announced plenty of times.
I knew it was bannable...but didn't know it was an autoban type of offense on the first offense...or even if this was a first offense.

[cartman]

Holy shit, Suicane got fucking banned for posting one post under DLR? Ban the DLR name, not Suicane, just keep that suspended. This is terrible news.

The Suicane login was already banned when the DLR post was made.

[mhass]

I blame the media.

[Easy Mac]

I blame Drew Rosenhaus

[Ben E Lou]

The Suicane login was already banned when the DLR post was made.No, it was suspended.

[cartman]

No, it was suspended.

semantics... :D

[Senator]

Shorty hates the ban.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I think it all goes back to the hole left in the universe when Tony and Angela got together on Who's The Boss?

[SirFozzie]

no, I think it's all been proven we're all figments of a child's imagination in a snowglobe. Haven't any of you seen St Elsewhere?

[vtbub]

no, I think it's all been proven we're all figments of a child's imagination in a snowglobe. Haven't any of you seen St Elsewhere?

We are part of Newhart's nightmare.

[korme]

Shorty hates the ban.
Suicane's my boy.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Suicane's my bitch.
Fixed. :D

[Schmidty]

Holy shit, Suicane got fucking banned for posting one post under DLR? Ban the DLR name, not Suicane, just keep that suspended. This is terrible news.

Shorty, I love ya man, but Suicane deserves what it got. This has always been a bannable offense.

[korme]

I know, it's fine.

*slowly backs out of thread*

[Draft Dodger]

the guy below me is easy

[Easy Mac]

he made the moves on a 13 year old Nebraskan girl.

[Klinglerware]

Oh great, now this is going to be the part where someone gets suspended, some posts get deleted, the people who know about it drop little hints all over and nobody else has any idea what's going on...

Okay, sombody has to ask so it might as well be me, "What did Suicane do to get suspended?"

Actually, I don't care... as long as I didn't lose posts. :D

[Honolulu_Blue]

Okay, sombody has to ask so it might as well be me, "What did Suicane do to get suspended?"

Actually, I don't care... as long as I didn't lose posts. :DWhat SkyDog said.

There may have been more to that thread, but I didn't make it much past the first post or two.

[Ben E Lou]

why was he suspended?He posted a thread (now since deleted) that got, I think, more "reported posts" than any other in the time that I've been a mod. The thread was about a perverse sexual practice, in rather graphic detail.

[Airhog]

Well at least he wasnt in my werewolf game :D

[Easy Mac]

Well at least he wasnt in my werewolf game :D
Yeah, but he was Scully in my not werewolf game.

[jeff061]

Now, I was at work, so based on the title of said thread, I DID NOT OPEN IT(novel idea, I know).

Who the hell reports stuff?

[Honolulu_Blue]

http://pluto.spaceports.com/~lms/ls41.jpg

one of you has made a mistake of epic proportions. one of you here thinks he's slick and wants to fuck around. ok. you can fuck around. but i take things to the next level.

ok, you got my attention. now you gotta live with it.

i won't play my hand just yet, i'll just let it sink in so you can go over some of the possible things i plan on doing.

just you remember, you did this to yourself. no matter what happens from this point on, you did it to yourself and you'll have no one else to blame for it.

"I ain't gonna warn ya when i'm coming up on ya"
-House Of Pain
Hmmm... So if it was Suicane who "made a mistake of epic proportions" and he ended up getting banned in this very thread, does that make HA more powerful than we could possibly imagine? We need to keep things in context here.

[MikeVic]

:( I liked Suicane.

[Ben E Lou]

Hmmm... So if it was Suicane who "made a mistake of epic proportions" and he ended up getting banned in this very thread, does that make HA more powerful than we could possibly imagine? We need to keep things in context here.HA and I are now tag-team partners, kind of like when Ole Anderson and Dusty Rhodes teamed up for a while.

[Glengoyne]

HA and I are now tag-team partners, kind of like when Ole Anderson and Dusty Rhodes teamed up for a while.

I'm guessing this is a porn reference. If only Suicane were around to confirm my suspicions.

[Glengoyne]

:( I liked Suicane.
MikeVic and I are on the same page.

[Easy Mac]

Page 2!

[SirFozzie]

HA and I are now tag-team partners, kind of like when Ole Anderson and Dusty Rhodes teamed up for a while.

Which one of you is Ole.. just so I know who to expect to turn on the other and break the other's leg?

(yes, I just referenced 80's NWA wrestling, what can I say... :D)

[Ben E Lou]

I'm guessing this is a porn reference. If only Suicane were around to confirm my suspicions.The only question remaining is this: Who enlists the help of "The Masked Assassins?" *

*-Odds are that no one else, other than *maybe* JonInMiddleGA, fully can understand this reference.

[Ben E Lou]

Which one of you is Ole.. just so I know who to expect to turn on the other and break the other's leg?

(yes, I just referenced 80's NWA wrestling, what can I say... :D)Dang, you remember it! Yes, the storyline ended when Ole convinced Dusty to take on the Masked Assassins in a cage match, with Gene as the "special referee." The Minnesota Wrecking Crew (complete with their good ol' boy Southern Accents) then attacked Dusty with the help of the Assassins in the locked cage with no ref.

[Schmidty]

Dang, you remember it! Yes, the storyline ended when Ole convinced Dusty to take on the Masked Assassins in a cage match, with Gene as the "special referee." The Minnesota Wrecking Crew (complete with their good ol' boy Southern Accents) then attacked Dusty with the help of the Assassins in the locked cage with no ref.

I miss those days. Sitting at my grandpa's house in Lake Alfred, FL, watching as much wrestling as we could get. Dusty Rhodes and his cheese grater forehead was my favorite. To bad his son Dustin (who my grandpa used to say would be the best ever), turned out to be such a dud. Gold Dust? Blech.

[sachmo71]

Shorty, you might want to consider a career in law after college. You have a knack for standing up for people.

Well, maybe an advocate, because I haven't seen you reverse a decision yet, but you sure can make a case.

[Easy Mac]

He's no Sandy Cohen.

[Anthony]

Suicane75 got himself suspended earlier today. He then posted in this thread under another name. That is a no-no.

Just got home from work. This news is postively delightful - so much so that I'm going to stop what I'm doing now and express my delight by jacking off, and the ejaculate that emerges from bringing myself to climax will be glorious.

i'll sleep better at night knowing that me coming back has made Suicane, an uglier, unfunnier version of me without the penile girth, a banned member.i hope it's not the ban where he can't even read the pages. no, i want him to be able to read this knowing full well after i hit enter i'm proceeding to my favorite porn site and will masturbate in celebration. i want him to be able to read this and not be able to do anything about it, like going to a whore house (or what people refer to as "The House Of Suicane's Mother") with a limp, useless impotent penis.

[VPI97]

Blah, blah, blah
Yay! Post #2 in the Attention Whore comeback tour!

[sachmo71]

Man, let it go.

[jeff061]

HA is allowed to post
Suicane banned

Head explodes.

[Easy Mac]

which head?

[jamesUMD]

I don't pay as much attention. Is "banned" like for life or is banned the same as "In the box?"

[Easy Mac]

I don't pay as much attention. Is "banned" like for life or is banned the same as "In the box?" Its like VBFF

[jeff061]

I plead the fifth, for fear that I'll be banned.




Please don't report me

[KWhit]

Just got home from work. This news is postively delightful - so much so that I'm going to stop what I'm doing now and express my delight by jacking off, and the ejaculate that emerges from bringing myself to climax will be glorious.

i'll sleep better at night knowing that me coming back has made Suicane, an uglier, unfunnier version of me without the penile girth, a banned member.i hope it's not the ban where he can't even read the pages. no, i want him to be able to read this knowing full well after i hit enter i'm proceeding to my favorite porn site and will masturbate in celebration. i want him to be able to read this and not be able to do anything about it, like going to a whore house (or what people refer to as "The House Of Suicane's Mother") with a limp, useless impotent penis.
Bye bye, HA. Again.

[Anthony]

Holy shit, Suicane got fucking banned for posting one post under DLR? Ban the DLR name, not Suicane, just keep that suspended. This is terrible news.

Shorty, i like you, i don't care if you can't grow a sufficient amount of pubic hair - or facial hair for that matter - but don't go sticking up for Suicane.

one of my motto's is "don't ever be afraid to be a hero", but in this instance this isn't something worth fighting for. yes, SkyDog has an itchy trigger finger, and has made some questionable calls in his time, but i support his decision this time wholeheartedly. I know Suicane is sov's fuck friend, so if he wanted to defend his piece of ass (while being suspended) then that's the bed he has to sleep in. just don't go getting in to bed with him.

[Glengoyne]

HA is allowed to post
Suicane banned

Head explodes.
Too Funny.

I think shorty is really upset because he won't be able to tease Sui about how he mis-spelled his name anymore.

[Easy Mac]

I know Suicane is sov's fuck friend, so if he wanted to defend his piece of ass (while being suspended) then that's the bed he has to sleep in. just don't go getting in to bed with him.
I actually have that poster on my wall.. its right next to that "hang in there" cat poster

[Glengoyne]

Shorty, i like you, i don't care if you can't grow a sufficient amount of pubic hair - or facial hair for that matter - but don't go sticking up for Suicane.
.... I know Suicane is sov's fuck friend, so if he wanted to defend his piece of ass (while being suspended) then that's the bed he has to sleep in. just don't go getting in to bed with him.
See This is what I mean when I say I don't know about anything that goes on around here. I didn't even know that Sov and Suicane knew each other, let alone that Shorty had no pubes.

[Anthony]

Bye bye, HA. Again.

you are allowed to report me if what i wrote offended you. i didn't want to come back, but sov knows why i had to. i would have preferred he kept whatever probs he had with me (and i still don't know why he did what he did when he had a prob with what Schmidty/stevew said, don't know how i got involved) restricted to *my* website, Dean Houston.org, where i'd be allowed to speak freely without fear of being suspended/banned, but sov made it so that i couldn't do that.

SkyDog has been made fully aware of the issue. it is his call whether he wants to let people know what happened - like i said i prefer to keep these things confined to my website where I have freedom of speech. things have been nice and quiet around here without me and i respect his decision if he doesn't want me bringing the drama here. he knows full well what sov did, and fortunately he harbored no ill will against me and did what he could to help me.

[jeff061]

FOFC 90210

[Easy Mac]

dammit, now I'm almost compelled to go to your website.

This is like trying to follow the matrix and watching the freakin anime and playing the video game so we can know whats going on.

[cartman]

I think HA is a human version of Strong Bad.

[jeff061]

A bipolar Strongbad maybe.

[Antmeister]

dammit, now I'm almost compelled to go to your website.

This is like trying to follow the matrix and watching the freakin anime and playing the video game so we can know whats going on.

I just did. It is crazy. There are outcast posters from the FOFC that now reside there. This is the best soap opera for guys around. Wow!

[Easy Mac]

I just did. It is crazy. There are outcast posters from the FOFC that now reside there. This is the best soap opera for guys around. Wow! well this and Laguna Beach: The Real OC Season 2

[Honolulu_Blue]

I just did. It is crazy. There are outcast posters from the FOFC that now reside there. This is the best soap opera for guys around. Wow!
I did the same. I agree wholeheartedly. It's an odd, scary place.

[Dutch]

http://www.explodinghouse.net/funny/dance.gif

[Senator]

Sometimes I go to Dean Houston.org just to see if he has the guts to post the picture of the kid he slapped.

[Easy Mac]

I did the same. I agree wholeheartedly. It's an odd, scary place. Like Cool World?

[jeff061]

Only with pictures of penile challenged men.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Like Cool World?
Yes. I do believe that's an apt analogy.

[cartman]

to further my analogy:

Strongbadia, Pop. Tire

=

deanhouston.org, Pop. empty lube bottle

[Easy Mac]

Yes. I do believe that's an apt analogy.
I knew my obsessive knowledge of Brad Pitt movies would pay off

[WSUCougar]

Shorty, i like you, i don't care if you can't grow a sufficient amount of pubic hair - or facial hair for that matter
Least he gets pics of himself with decent looking chicks. You jack off and bang innocent sandwiches.

[Antmeister]

Sometimes I go to Dean Houston.org just to see if he has the guts to post the picture of the kid he slapped.

Classic...

[WSUCougar]

dammit, now I'm almost compelled to go to your website.
Don't go into the light, Carol Ann!

[Easy Mac]

Least he gets pics of himself with decent looking chicks. You jack off and bang innocent sandwiches.
You've obviously never been around a Reuben for a sufficient period of time.

[sovereignstar]

Hey, asshat. Have you changed your password yet?

[Schmidty]

Hey, asshat. Have you changed your password yet?

Wow.

What a trollish little person you are.

[sovereignstar]

Wow.

What a trollish little person you are.

Warm up the RWBL bus.

[WSUCougar]

Better run, boys, I think Dad's coming down the hall, and he's taking his belt off.

[Schmidty]

Warm up the RWBL bus.

You're an admitted hacker and trouble-maker who's been banned before. It has nothing to do with the RWBL.

[Easy Mac]

Better run, boys, I think Dad's coming down the hall, and he's taking his belt off.
uh oh, I hear Papa Don't Preach playing over the loud speaker.

[Anthony]

Hey, asshat. Have you changed your password yet?

i openly wish you to continue mocking me. i encourage it. this is like a rapist who has the cops hot on his trail after he raped one girl. you know your time is quickly drawing to a close, so start raping as many bitches as possible, because the guys on Cell Block 6 are hooting and hollering for some fresh meat. you figure "what the fuck, i'm screwed already, might as well make it worthwhile".

rape, pillage, destroy, friend...enjoy. the ice you stand on is cracking as we speak. :)

[jeff061]

Why is all this crap on this board instead of that cess pool by the way? I'm missing the connection between the two.

[Easy Mac]

the ice you stand on is cracking as we speak. :) http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IVZJ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

just lightening the mood

[Anthony]

apologies, now that i have use of my website back i'll keep it there.

it's just that sov can't get on to my website anymore, can't you sov, so i don't want him to miss all the fun.

[Schmidty]

Why is all this crap on this board instead of that cess pool by the way? I'm missing the connection between the two.

Because a member that some people (maybe you) respects, is a hacker and an instigater. I don't think he should be able to just skate without repercussions. He calls out others and tries to hurt them without apology or regret, so he deserves what he gets. He's bad for the community. Just my opinion of course.

[sovereignstar]

Who can explain what hacking is?

[Senator]

I want Quiksand to post.

[Easy Mac]

1337 h4x0r rox0rz

There ya go.

[Schmidty]

Who can explain what hacking is?

Dude, I'm seriously done now. I had no problem with you before, but you needlessly questioned my honor without apology. Since then I've heard a lot about you, and I'm sure a lot of it is skewed, but I also think a lot of is isn't.

Having said all that, I have to stop. Crap like this isn't good for the board either. Just don't think I'll forget.

[Dutch]

1337 h4x0r rox0rz

There ya go.


I see you have some computer hacking skillz.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Paging Drama Llama... paging Drama Llama...

[jeff061]

So the idea was to make Sov look bad utilizing the hilarious antics of HA?

Back to the drawing board me thinks.

[Easy Mac]

You have insulted my honor, I challenge you to a duel!

[WSUCougar]

You have insulted my honor, I challenge you to a duel!
I cannot. You like gorillas too much.

[sachmo71]

I have a question!

If Hell Atlantic was the German Army and Sov was the...err...Soviet Army, would Stalingrad have ended differently?

[Dutch]

I want Quiksand to post.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_theprinter.jpg

Too late, Suicane and his gang got him!

[Dr. Sak]

Warm up the RWBL bus.


How bout we warm up the short bus for you? You are a tough guy hiding behind that computer, I bet you are one of those guys when a fight is about to happen you run and hide behind one of your friends.

[gottimd]

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

[Superman=#54]

I like bloody midgets.

Anyone else?

[Easy Mac]

Anybody remember this game?http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00002ST9F.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Every second it was like Warm up the Bus Baby, this one is history!

[Samdari]

I like bloody midgets.

Anyone else?

I was kind of disappointed. I expected naked bloody midget hookers.

[vtbub]

All that's missing now is Tie Domi, Don Cherry, and Kerry Fraser.

[Izulde]

This is... amusing.

Do fight on, while I go pop some Tender White.

By the way, I'm quite saddened to see Suicane boxed.

[Anthony]

What we've got here
Is failure to communicate
Some men you just can't reach
So you get what we had here last week
Which is the way he wants it
Well...
He gets it

I don't like it anymore than you men

[Easy Mac]

YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

[Anthony]

This is... amusing.

Do fight on, while I go pop some Tender White.

By the way, I'm quite saddened to see Suicane boxed.

nope. not boxed. i was boxed. jeeber was boxed. franklinoble was boxed.

suicane is straight up
http://www.musicmatic.de/L/LukeFea1a.jpg

[Swaggs]

Warm up the RWBL bus.

I'm tired of you.

People quit your league because it was boring. It wasn't all your fault, but you certainly were not a plus. I'm sorry a lot of us were in the RWBL. Get over it.

I hope you get banned soon because, quite frankly, you aren't as funny as Suicane75 was and you don't really add much to the site.

[gottimd]

All that's missing now is Tie Domi, Don Cherry, and Kerry Fraser.
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/doncherry/gfx/domi_stevens.jpg

[Aesyrqwe]

1337 h4x0r rox0rz
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1485/hackcerial1tg.th.jpg

I agree, its all I eat for breakfast now

-Aes

[Superman=#54]

More midget talk, please. It stimulates my brain.

[yabanci]

You're an admitted hacker and trouble-maker who's been banned before. It has nothing to do with the RWBL.

The best thing about this thread is not knowing what the RWBL was, I goggled it an stumbled upon RWBL.COM - the Russian Women Black List:

"On RWBL.COM site you will find profiles of women from Russia, Ukraine and other FSU countries who involved in dating fraud. On our search page you can search scammers' profiles by name, age, country and city. If you have been scammed or caught a scammer, please send us your report. If you have questions or comments, contact us"

Lots of great readng there.

[tucker rocky]

FOFC:

"Like sand in the hourglass."
"These are the days of our lives."

:D

[tucker rocky]

dola,

All in all, another good performance by our outstanding FOFC drama club. :)

[Maple Leafs]

...and Kerry Fraser.Reported.

[TLK]

This is better than anything the WWF has booked in the past few years. Put this on PPV and you have my $34.95.

[Schmidty]

This is better than anything the WWF has booked in the past few years. Put this on PPV and you have my $34.95.

What's my cut? ;)

[sovereignstar]

Bring it courtesy of:


Jeff Weideman
1211 34th St Circle So Apt #202
Moorhead, MN

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1211+34th+st+circle+so,+moorhead,+mn&spn=0.026705,0.060176&hl=en

[Crim]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Anthony]

the ice you stand on is cracking as we speak. :)

hey sov, look beneath you

http://www.photos-of-the-year.com/image/challenge/529/708CrackedIce2.jpg

[sovereignstar]

Send me letters, love.

[HomerJSimpson]

Dang, you remember it! Yes, the storyline ended when Ole convinced Dusty to take on the Masked Assassins in a cage match, with Gene as the "special referee." The Minnesota Wrecking Crew (complete with their good ol' boy Southern Accents) then attacked Dusty with the help of the Assassins in the locked cage with no ref.


Oh I remember it well. They worked him over with a boot. Bad stuff, man.

[Anthony]

Send me letters, love.

will do, expect something like this shortly :)

http://www.washoesheriff.com/graphics/mailbomb2.gif

[mhass]

Bring it courtesy of:


Jeff Weideman
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Moorhead, MN

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that wasn't smart, HA and his boys aside.

[CamEdwards]

I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.

Seriously, both of yous (or all three of yous if you want to include Suicane in this). Plug up your vaginas and grow a pair of balls. Either that or work out your problems on Loveline.

Either way, quit clogging up the board with your estrogen-laden bullshit. There are 9/11 conspiracy theorists to smack down, female child molesters to fap to, and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Plus, that tiny penis pic was fucking wrong, dude.

[MikeVic]

I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.

Seriously, both of yous (or all three of yous if you want to include Suicane in this). Plug up your vaginas and grow a pair of balls. Either that or work out your problems on Loveline.

Either way, quit clogging up the board with your estrogen-laden bullshit. There are 9/11 conspiracy theorists to smack down, female child molesters to fap to, and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Plus, that tiny penis pic was fucking wrong, dude.

I guess I missed something... who posted a tiny penis pic?????!!!

[NoMyths]

Bring it courtesy of:

[Address deleted]

Someone probably just got themselves signed up for all manner of illicit mailings. Maybe not SS, but somebody. :p

[NoMyths]

dola...
I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.

Seriously, both of yous (or all three of yous if you want to include Suicane in this). Plug up your vaginas and grow a pair of balls. Either that or work out your problems on Loveline.

Either way, quit clogging up the board with your estrogen-laden bullshit. There are 9/11 conspiracy theorists to smack down, female child molesters to fap to, and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Plus, that tiny penis pic was fucking wrong, dude.Effing WORD. On all counts.

[Schmidty]

I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.

Seriously, both of yous (or all three of yous if you want to include Suicane in this). Plug up your vaginas and grow a pair of balls. Either that or work out your problems on Loveline.

Either way, quit clogging up the board with your estrogen-laden bullshit. There are 9/11 conspiracy theorists to smack down, female child molesters to fap to, and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Plus, that tiny penis pic was fucking wrong, dude.

Dude, "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and "Superfudge" is where it's at.

You are so 1979.

[cartman]

and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Considering the vicinity of the phrases, could this be a repressed reference to "Turd Blossom"?

:D

[MrBug708]

I'm a RWBL'er AND a DKBL'er

Fun stuff

[Anthony]

I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.

Seriously, both of yous (or all three of yous if you want to include Suicane in this). Plug up your vaginas and grow a pair of balls. Either that or work out your problems on Loveline.

Either way, quit clogging up the board with your estrogen-laden bullshit. There are 9/11 conspiracy theorists to smack down, female child molesters to fap to, and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Plus, that tiny penis pic was fucking wrong, dude.

apologies. i'll stop.

[sovereignstar]

I'm tired of you.

People quit your league because it was boring. It wasn't all your fault, but you certainly were not a plus. I'm sorry a lot of us were in the RWBL. Get over it.

I hope you get banned soon because, quite frankly, you aren't as funny as Suicane75 was and you don't really add much to the site.

Trust me, my beef with RWBL guys has nothing to do with their FOF impotence. It has to do with the fact that I'll never understand how someone could back up a guy like HA. Nothing more. I like radii too.

[cthomer5000]

This is the lamest shit in the history of lame shit.

[kcchief19]

I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.
I'm with Schmidty on this. "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and "Superfudge" rock.

Something tells me a lot of guys around here read "Then Again, Maybe I Won't" about 40 times. Probably still have a dog-eared copy hidden by the toilet that they can pull out when necessary.

[MrBug708]

HA has quited RWBL and come back. We are all used to his antics and the way he is. We've gotten over him. For better and worse

[VPI97]

This is the lamest shit in the history of lame shit.Just wait 'til Chubby gets here.

[digamma]

Just wait 'til Chubby gets here.
LO freakin' L

Thanks for that one.

I haven't gotten much in this "thread," but that I appreciate.

[kcchief19]

Trust me, my beef with RWBL guys has nothing to do with their FOF impotence. It has to do with the fact that I'll never understand how someone could back up a guy like HA. Nothing more. I like radii too. Heh-heh. I don't understand why people think the RWBL thinks as one bloc, and I'm not sure what puts you into a position to look down on him or anybody else. I think some of you statements in this thread alone show you have a lot more in common with HA than you realize.

edit: Actually, I amend that. I apologize to HA for lumping him in with you. He doesn't deserve that.

[digamma]

Actually, it might be helpful for the peanut gallery if we could get some back story.

I'm sure flere would be happy to provide a diagram. I'm just not sure there's enough to go on right now to make one.

[illinifan999]

hxxp://red-demon.com/edrama/forums

[Airhog]

frickin gold Jerry. Gold I tells ya

[The Afoci]

Whoa, you kick all their asses.

[korme]

Too Funny.

I think shorty is really upset because he won't be able to tease Sui about how he mis-spelled his name anymore.
Maybe down the road he can come back as Suicaine. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

[korme]

See This is what I mean when I say I don't know about anything that goes on around here. I didn't even know that Sov and Suicane knew each other, let alone that Shorty had no pubes.
Thus not due to nature, however.

TMI?

[MrBug708]

Thus not due to nature, however.

TMI?

Charlie Villenueva?

[korme]

Charlie Villenueva?
Hence the NOT in my sentence Bug. Important you follow along my child.


Oh, and sov, you are coming off as a pretty big assclown right now. As long as you know.

[MrBug708]

Fromer's Guide says otherwise....

http://www.nyfa.org/nyfacurrent/51904-Eurotrip.jpg

[korme]

Fromer's Guide says otherwise....

http://www.nyfa.org/nyfacurrent/51904-Eurotrip.jpg
I'm not getting it. Whaddup with the EuroTrip pic?

[Anthony]

note: not here to drum up drama, just letting people know that sov did something where i can't seem to get onto my website via work, a problem i've had since yesterday. i'm able to get on from home though. i didn't see any other IP addresses banned in my cpanel other than sov's so i don't know how i'm not able to log on. i've been working the customer service at my host a lot over the past day or so, so i don't want to bother them with yet another issue so soon.

feel free to post away at my message board regarding this fiasco, in fact i openly encourage it because we've already had one guy get banned and one looks to be on his way pretty soon, i think that's enough carnage. i wouldn't want to see anyone get in trouble over this so if you got something awful to say keep it over there.

[Senator]

Nice promo for your site. I applaud your efforts in a Machiavellian sort of way.

[John Galt]

Nice promo for your site. I applaud your efforts in a Machiavellian sort of way.

For those of you who haven't been there (and I was a first time visitor yesterday), HA's site is definitely NOT work-safe.

[Samdari]

For those of you who haven't been there (and I was a first time visitor yesterday), HA's site is definitely NOT work-safe.

Heck, if your wife walks in while you're browsing, its not home safe.

[flere-imsaho]

I'm sure flere would be happy to provide a diagram. I'm just not sure there's enough to go on right now to make one.

Yeah, basically I'm as confused as anyone around here. :(

[Castlerock]

Yeah, basically I'm as confused as anyone around here. :(
Why should that stop you?

[flere-imsaho]

Why should that stop you?

Good point. My real excuse is that I'm resting up my mad MS Paint skillz for the start of the NFL season. :)

[Anthony]

For those of you who haven't been there (and I was a first time visitor yesterday), HA's site is definitely NOT work-safe.

i will take down the penis pick that sov uses as his avatar when i get home.

all other images you see in Dean Houston.org are linked to *my* personal image sharing website (photobucket.com). i allow anything and everything in my forums, but everyone knows that if you're going to post nsfw material to not direct link to porn sites. so it's nsfw in the sense that someone might walk by your PC at work while there is a bad image up, otherwise IT Dept.*shouldn't* care about pics that come from photobucket.com/hellatlantic.

keep in mind i'm at work also for half the time i'm in my site, and *i* don't want to get in trouble, let alone my visitors.

[JeeberD]

I'm with Schmidty on this. "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and "Superfudge" rock.

Freckle Juice, bitches...

[Radii]

Trust me, my beef with RWBL guys has nothing to do with their FOF impotence. It has to do with the fact that I'll never understand how someone could back up a guy like HA. Nothing more. I like radii too.

I'm switzerland. If you're good for FOF or OOTP or FOFC I stay out of the personal shit. HA is a good owner in the RWBL. He talks a lot of shit but he's a good active owner. His rants and comments on other stuff are fluff, I have no problem ignoring them, or chuckling at them and moving on depending on my views at the time, its not like he's cheating in the game or anything. There are certainly times when he's stepped over lines here IMO and deserved his suspensions, but then there are times when I think he gets shit on unfairly b/c of his reputation and not his actions/posts at the time.

GEFL has a bunch of owners who probably think I'm an idiot for happily playing in a league with HA. I'm not gonna worry about that either :) If the leagues are fun then i'm not going to worry about outside crap.

[Klinglerware]

Freckle Juice, bitches...

Tru dat. I read that in two hours... blue magic marker, what a dumbass.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Let me see if I have all this drama straight.

Suicane starts a thread and he's all like "I lick pee pee from my girl's coochie. I am nasty, but cool. <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,12);return' type=image alt=:fro src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/darkfro.gif" false;\?> How do y'all like to roll with the fist?"

Then Schmidty is all "That's like totally disgusting! You suck! I would totally never let my family come here anymore!" <INPUT onclick="doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,94);return false;" type=image alt=">:" src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif">

And stevew is all "That is like the grossest thing I have ever heard. Gag me with a spoon!" <INPUT onclick="doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,94);return false;" type=image alt=">:" src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif">

Most other people are just all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,60);return' type=image alt=:wtf src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/boards/forums/emoticon/wtf.gif" false;\?>

Then soveriengstar, who is like TOTALLY Suciane's bff, is all "Screw you, Schmidty! You hate gay people. Get off my boy, stevew. You go get mugged!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,74);return' type=image alt=:rockon src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/rockon.gif" false;\?>

Then Schmidty is all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,48);return' type=image alt=:rage src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/enraged.gif" false;\?>

And stevew is all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,48);return' type=image alt=:rage src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/enraged.gif" false;\?>

Skydog comes in, sees this and is like "Why'd I come back from the mountains? This shit will not stand. It will not stand. It's gross. To the box with you, Suicane." <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,24);return' type=image alt=:thumbdown src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/thumbdown.gif" false;\?>

Meanwhile, soveriegnstar, Suicane's bff, is like so totally pissed-off at stevew that he goes after Hell Atlantic. He's all like, "I know! Stevew goes after my bff and I will like totally f-up his!" So soveriegnstar hacks HA's kooky website. <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,74);return' type=image alt=:rockon src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/rockon.gif" false;\?> (note: there is no clear understanding that stevew and HA are bffs)

Then, HA comes back from his months long suspension and is all "I'm back, bitches! One of you will pay for hacking my site! I am a bad man. I'm the dark jedi now. DIE!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,34);return' type=image alt=:evil src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif" false;\?>

The Suicane totally dresses up in costume, pretending to be David Lee Roth, and is all "Bip skap padow! My bff totally got you, HA! Boo boo schap ba-ditty wap!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,22);return' type=image alt=:hat src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif" false;\?>

Then Skydog is all "I pity the fool who is suspended and posts under a new name! NO SOUP FOR YOU EVER!" And Suicane is totally banned. <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,56);return' type=image alt=:salute src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/boards/forums/emoticon/salute.gif" false;\?>

Shorty is all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,8);return' type=image alt=:cry src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/cry.gif" false;\?> (he's just a good guy that doesn't like people to be banned). Other people agree.

soveriegnstar is all "I still hate you HA, you have a small wee wee!" Or perhaps he's all "Stevew, you suck! Go get mugged!" Or even all "Suicane!! My bff!!! Noooo!!!!!" And then he's all, "Here's my house on Google Maps, bitches! Bring it! BRING IT!!" So then finally he's like "I'm coolroy, I'm cool and roy. I rock doodz! Ha ha!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,74);return' type=image alt=:rockon src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/rockon.gif" false;\?>

Skydog steps in and is all "I aint back for but one day... You're totally suspesnded for two weeks soveriegnstar."

In the end:
Suicane (aka David Lee Roth) is banned.
soveriegnstar (aka coolroy) is suspened for two weeks. (the coolroy alias, however, was banned).

[mhass]

Like, yeah.

[NoMyths]

Beautiful.

[John Galt]

The powers of the flere are strong with you, Honolulu Blue.

[korme]

son of a

[Loren]

mann, i've always said ya'll are the biggest drama queens ive ever seen :rolleyes:

[Radii]

that's no flere diagram but its pretty damn sweet.

[Anthony]

The Suicane totally dresses up in costume, pretending to be David Lee Roth, and is all "Bip skap padow! My bff totally got you, HA! Boo boo schap ba-ditty wap!"

doo bobbity pow. LOL. this is fun. i love writing like David Lee Roth.

[flere-imsaho]

Let me see if I have all this drama straight.

I approve of this post. Professional stuff, HB.

[Blackadar]

I haven't seen drama like this since I went on a Judy Bloom bender at age 13. "Blubber", "Then Again, Maybe I Won't", and "Are You There God, It's Me Margaret" all in one sitting.

Seriously, both of yous (or all three of yous if you want to include Suicane in this). Plug up your vaginas and grow a pair of balls. Either that or work out your problems on Loveline.

Either way, quit clogging up the board with your estrogen-laden bullshit. There are 9/11 conspiracy theorists to smack down, female child molesters to fap to, and Karl Rove to defend/destroy (depending on your particular ideology). We don't (or I don't) anyway, need your "Blossom"-style drama infecting the rest of the board.

Plus, that tiny penis pic was fucking wrong, dude.

I heart Cam.

I'm not afraid to say it. I'm the one who reported Suicane. It seems I may have not been the only one. But that was one of the few threads - ever - that made me say "What the F*ck?!?!" In fact, that was my report to SkyDog - "WTF?" - when I flagged it as being inappropriate. I have nothing personal against Suicane, nor Sov, nor most any other person here. But some people need to get some friggin' common sense.

If you want to blame me, so be it.

[illinifan999]

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9338/iseewhat3ag1py.jpg

[digamma]

So, it seems like we're setting up for a six man tag team match at Summer Slam or the Great American Bash.

GWB, HA and stevew vs. Suicane, Sov and Shorty

I'm assuming a loser leaves town cage match. Am I far off?

[korme]

yes

[digamma]

OK.

GWB, HA and stevew vs. Sui, Sov and a mystery partner?

[Superman=#54]

What are the odds this thread reaches 300 posts?

[Ben E Lou]

...and a mystery partner?WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!

[Blackadar]

What are the odds this thread reaches 300 posts?

Pretty good.

[rkmsuf]

HB, that is pure genius.

Sui, stay strong brother.

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/1786/han0081dr.jpg

[korme]

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Honolulu_Blue]

I approve of this post. Professional stuff, HB.
Thanks. I could never pull off your style, I lack the skillz.

[albionmoonlight]

Am I the only one who feels that this whole thing was way more complicated than it needed to be because almost all of the relevant parties have names starting with "s?"

[TLK]

OK.

GWB, HA and stevew vs. Sui, Sov and a mystery partner?
add in Kerry Fraser as the ref, Tie Domi as the special enforcer and Don Cherry as the color commentator.... and you have a strong main event.

[DaddyTorgo]

whoa, you confess your love to some chic and get a monster headache and fall asleep till 2pm and FOFC explodes. Crazy shiz man. Even crazier that I read this whole thread before i did anything else. Nice post HB. I think I understood all of what was going on before, but that made it crystal clear.

[Samdari]

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!

brill-iant

[Honolulu_Blue]

brill-iant
Agreed.

[flere-imsaho]

Thanks. I could never pull off your style, I lack the skillz.

If you're interested, I can give you the number of my MS Paint guru in Nepal. He may still be taking apprentices. ;)

[JonInMiddleGA]

Thanks HB, I didn't even know where the hell this thread began, much less the long & winding road it traveled.

[digamma]

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!
I was hoping someone would take the hand off!

[Ben E Lou]

I was hoping someone would take the hand off!Much obliged. I've watched enough Tucker tailbacks over the years that I know what to do with a handoff. :p

[Chas in Cinti]

Let me see if I have all this drama straight.

Suicane starts a thread and he's all like "I lick pee pee from my girl's coochie. I am nasty, but cool. <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,12);return' type=image alt=:fro src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/darkfro.gif" false;\?> How do y'all like to roll with the fist?"

Then Schmidty is all "That's like totally disgusting! You suck! I would totally never let my family come here anymore!" <INPUT onclick="doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,94);return false;" type=image alt=">:" src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif">

And stevew is all "That is like the grossest thing I have ever heard. Gag me with a spoon!" <INPUT onclick="doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,94);return false;" type=image alt=">:" src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif">

Most other people are just all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,60);return' type=image alt=:wtf src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/boards/forums/emoticon/wtf.gif" false;\?>

Then soveriengstar, who is like TOTALLY Suciane's bff, is all "Screw you, Schmidty! You hate gay people. Get off my boy, stevew. You go get mugged!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,74);return' type=image alt=:rockon src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/rockon.gif" false;\?>

Then Schmidty is all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,48);return' type=image alt=:rage src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/enraged.gif" false;\?>

And stevew is all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,48);return' type=image alt=:rage src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/enraged.gif" false;\?>

Skydog comes in, sees this and is like "Why'd I come back from the mountains? This shit will not stand. It will not stand. It's gross. To the box with you, Suicane." <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,24);return' type=image alt=:thumbdown src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/thumbdown.gif" false;\?>

Meanwhile, soveriegnstar, Suicane's bff, is like so totally pissed-off at stevew that he goes after Hell Atlantic. He's all like, "I know! Stevew goes after my bff and I will like totally f-up his!" So soveriegnstar hacks HA's kooky website. <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,74);return' type=image alt=:rockon src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/rockon.gif" false;\?> (note: there is no clear understanding that stevew and HA are bffs)

Then, HA comes back from his months long suspension and is all "I'm back, bitches! One of you will pay for hacking my site! I am a bad man. I'm the dark jedi now. DIE!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,34);return' type=image alt=:evil src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif" false;\?>

The Suicane totally dresses up in costume, pretending to be David Lee Roth, and is all "Bip skap padow! My bff totally got you, HA! Boo boo schap ba-ditty wap!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,22);return' type=image alt=:hat src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif" false;\?>

Then Skydog is all "I pity the fool who is suspended and posts under a new name! NO SOUP FOR YOU EVER!" And Suicane is totally banned. <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,56);return' type=image alt=:salute src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/boards/forums/emoticon/salute.gif" false;\?>

Shorty is all <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,8);return' type=image alt=:cry src="http://www.thematiskas.com/emoticons/cry.gif" false;\?> (he's just a good guy that doesn't like people to be banned). Other people agree.

soveriegnstar is all "I still hate you HA, you have a small wee wee!" Or perhaps he's all "Stevew, you suck! Go get mugged!" Or even all "Suicane!! My bff!!! Noooo!!!!!" And then he's all, "Here's my house on Google Maps, bitches! Bring it! BRING IT!!" So then finally he's like "I'm coolroy, I'm cool and roy. I rock doodz! Ha ha!" <INPUT onclick='\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,74);return' type=image alt=:rockon src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/General_Purpose/emoticon/rockon.gif" false;\?>

Skydog steps in and is all "I aint back for but one day... You're totally suspesnded for two weeks soveriegnstar."

In the end:
Suicane (aka David Lee Roth) is banned.
soveriegnstar (aka coolroy) is suspened for two weeks. (the coolroy alias, however, was banned).

Should this be in the Forum FAQ?

I think it would clear things up for me... now if only that Werewolf thing was so clear...

[cartman]

Much obliged. I've watched enough Tucker tailbacks over the years that I know what to do with a handoff. :p

Dat boy takes handoffs so good, it makes my....

ah, nevermind...

:p

[Honolulu_Blue]

Thanks HB, I didn't even know where the hell this thread began, much less the long & winding road it traveled.
Don't mention it, J-Man. The last two days have been a bit slow at work (understatement) and I felt it was an obligation, nay duty, to record events that, to be honest, for the most (entire?) part are pretty retarded, but nonetheless amusing.

[kcchief19]

Then Skydog is all "I pity the fool who is suspended and posts under a new name! NO SOUP FOR YOU EVER!" And Suicane is totally banned. <input onclick='\\\"doEmoticon(this.form.body,eList,56);return' alt=\":salute\" src="http://www.fanmonster.com/images/boards/forums/emoticon/salute.gif" false="" type="image">
Whenever SkyDog goes into the windup for a boxing/banning, I always expect him to say, "No soup for you! Come back two weeks!"

And I'm always secretly disappointed when he doesn't.

[mrsimperless]

Suicane,

RIP little buddy. You shall be missed. I would have followed you to the ends of the earth. You know this.

[Blackadar]

Suicane,

RIP little buddy. You shall be missed. I would have followed you to the ends of the earth. You know this.

Guess you won't be visiting here very much then, eh?

;)

[mrsimperless]

Life goes on blackadar. I know right now it doesn't feel like it, but things will get better. Time heals all.

Actually, I just thought he was a funny guy. That man sure knew how to put a smile on my face. A bit over the top at times, but usually funny.

[Fidatelo]

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.

[WSUCougar]

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.
Would now be a bad time to mention that I always think of "fellatio" when I see your screen name?

[Fidatelo]

Would now be a bad time to mention that I always think of "fellatio" when I see your screen name?
So... many... responses... can't... choose... *POP*

[cartman]

So... many... responses... can't... choose... *POP*


Don't feel too bad. That's about how long I last as well.

:D

[Fidatelo]

Don't feel too bad. That's about how long I last as well.

:D
Perfect :)

[John Galt]

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.

I was wondering the same thing. I think the banning is totally justified, but was curious as to how bad he was to get suspended. I know the general topics from reading these threads, but that alone doesn't seem like enough to me. Am I missing something?

[Glengoyne]

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.
See HB's post laying out the whole sordid affair. That is what I did, and now I'm just assuming that the offending thread had something about oral sex and urine as well as a possibly graphic discussion of fisting.

[John Galt]

See HB's post laying out the whole sordid affair. That is what I did, and now I'm just assuming that the offending thread had something about oral sex and urine as well as a possibly graphic discussion of fisting.

I gathered that. But are those topics per se off limits or was there something else?

[JeeberD]

It was pretty graphic, John. Even I thought that he was going overboard there...

[mrsimperless]

It was very very graphic. I'm assuming it was just way over the top and there was no other point to the thread really. It almost seemed like he was trying to test the boundaries. I didn't even find it amusing.





Ok, yes I did. but still. Very very graphic.

[Fidatelo]

Ya that's my thing, what makes fisting or urinating bad to talk when compared to some of the other filth I've seen on here? The line in the sand just seems arbitrary to me on this one. You either allow filthy topics or you don't; one man's missionary position is another man's Dirty Sanchez.

[Buzzbee]

He was suspended for that original action, not banned. The ban was a result of posting under a different account while suspended. A definite no-no.

Should HA have been suspended for posting about his love for Ruebens? Perhaps. Should Anxiety been suspended for posting about is peculiar masturbatory habits and the painful consequence? Perhaps. However, I think the difference was that in Suicane's case the number of complaints differentiated his post from those by HA and Anxiety.

[John Galt]

He was suspended for that original action, not banned. The ban was a result of posting under a different account while suspended. A definite no-no.

Should HA have been suspended for posting about his love for Ruebens? Perhaps. Should Anxiety been suspended for posting about is peculiar masturbatory habits and the painful consequence? Perhaps. However, I think the difference was that in Suicane's case the number of complaints differentiated his post from those by HA and Anxiety.

I don't think anyone is questioning the banning - we are just curious about the suspension. I guess it is the sort of thing you have to see to understand. I'm not usually one to participate in the graphic conversations, but I was just curious why this was different.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I gathered that. But are those topics per se off limits or was there something else?
It did seem pretty graphic. I didn't try to linger too long on the specifics, but it basically described what you gather and then invited a further discussion and poll re: fisting.

Now what differentiates Suicane's post(s) to say posts about sandwhich fucking or masturbating into a sock full of ants is, granted, a somewhat blurry line, like the line between "porn" and "not-porn" or "obscene" or "not obscene" so often is. It's the old "I know it when I see it" or "community standard" standard.

In my view, was it obscene? Yes. Should the thread have been deleted? Yes. Did it deserve a suspension? Eh, more questionable I suppose, but in the end not all that surprising.

[Anthony]

hey, for the record me screwing a hero was jsut a prank i pulled on my friends. i wasn't like "hey!!!11 listen up...i fucked a sandwich". i think the original thread was about a different topic. if i recall correctly, the thread was about the Girls Gone Wild Halftime show for this year's Super Bowl. people took the sandwich fucking and ran with it. sure, i made a pic out of it and all, but it wasn't the sole reason i started a thread. i'm about more things than just screwing a sandwich and being outlandish for fuck's sake.

note: also, i understand clearly that females frequent this forum, so i wouldn't ever post something as hardcore as pee sex or fisting. i even think fisting is way overboard and offensive to talk about.

[Blackadar]

I don't think anyone is questioning the banning - we are just curious about the suspension. I guess it is the sort of thing you have to see to understand. I'm not usually one to participate in the graphic conversations, but I was just curious why this was different.

You did have to see it to understand. I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - I could deal with a fisting thread. But this was just totally fucked up - there's no other way to put it.

[Blackadar]

hey, for the record me screwing a hero was jsut a prank i pulled on my friends. i wasn't like "hey!!!11 listen up...i fucked a sandwich". i think the original thread was about a different topic. if i recall correctly, the thread was about the Girls Gone Wild Halftime show for this year's Super Bowl. people took the sandwich fucking and ran with it. sure, i made a pic out of it and all, but it wasn't the sole reason i started a thread. i'm about more things than just screwing a sandwich and being outlandish for fuck's sake.

Agreed. You're more about being an attention whore than being outlandish for fuck's sake.

[John Galt]

You did have to see it to understand. I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - I could deal with a fisting thread. But this was just totally fucked up - there's no other way to put it.

Fair enough. I don't mean to express doubt - I am just curious. For those of us who didn't see the thread, it just seems strange. I was sure there was good reason - I was just hoping for further elaboration of what that "good reason" was.

[WSUCougar]

i'm about more things than just screwing a sandwich and being outlandish for fuck's sake.
What is, "Bumper sticker found on a '74 AMC in New York?"

[Chas in Cinti]

note: also, i understand clearly that females frequent this forum, so i wouldn't ever post something as hardcore as pee sex or fisting. i even think fisting is way overboard and offensive to talk about.

Am I the only one that see something hypocritical in posting what one wouldn't post about?

Hmmm... I would never post about comparing swatches at the paint store... oops.... DAMN!

-Chas

[Loren]

Am I the only one that see something hypocritical in posting what one wouldn't post about?

Hmmm... I would never post about comparing swatches at the paint store... oops.... DAMN!-Chas

No chas, no you're not:) I noticed the hypocritical'ness of the board within the first 3 minutes of my joining...that and that some ppl on here are just a bunch of pussys:) and i soo never use that term..

[duckman]

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!
BY GAWD!!!! HE'S BRINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE RING!!!!

[Joe]

BY GAWD!!!! HE'S BRINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE RING!!!!

He's gonna need more than a sledgehammer.

[Joe]

OK.

GWB, HA and stevew vs. Sui, Sov and a mystery partner?


you forgot about wig... wait a minute... is he the guest referee???

[Flasch186]

He's busted open!!! He's busted open!!!

[Maple Leafs]

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!
Someone better tell me this ain't happening!

[Anthony]

i'm pissed cuz i can't get into my own website from work. aaargh. Tech support is dragging their heels today. i thought they had fixed this prob, i'm 99% sure it's a result of something sov did, even though he can't harm the website anymore.

EDIT: nevermind, able to get back on.

[B & B]

http://www.edc.org/hec/pubs/cara/images_cara/42.gif

[Raiders Army]

This thread sucks. Who has seen I Spit On Your Grave? I remember when I was 14 and we watched it because some of our buddies told us how disgusting it was. They told us it was bad...really bad. They said it was disgusting...really disgusting. That made us want to watch it even more.

Damn it. Now you guys say what he posted was horrible, worse than fisting and shit like that. Now I'm wondering what he said that was so bad... :mad:

[Flasch186]

I spit on your grave?

[Raiders Army]

Banned in like 30 countries.

[Anthony]

i want to see "I Spit On Your Grave"

[sachmo71]

i want to see "I Spit On Your Grave"


I hear there is a sandwich rape scene in it.

[Glengoyne]

I hear there is a sandwich rape scene in it.
Worse a masturbatory sandwichectomy.

[SelzShoes]

i want to see "I Spit On Your Grave"
Overrated. Graphic and brutal, yes--but if you are 'prepared' for it, isn't so bad.

[Raiders Army]

True, but as a 14 year old, it grossed me out. Especially the cannibalism scene where the chieftain cut off the dude's dick and ate it.

[Raiders Army]

Dola, sorry HA for threadjacking.

[Anthony]

True, but as a 14 year old, it grossed me out. Especially the cannibalism scene where the chieftain cut off the dude's dick and ate it.

uhhhhh...what?

this doesn't sound like a jackable movie, cuz nothing says frightened flacid penis than scenes of chieftains cutting off people's dicks and eating them.

[Suicane75]

16 years is a long time. A long damn time. Skipitty bppity bop.