Fergie needs...

[rkmsuf]

Depends!

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http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3527/080205fergiewetsherself2wr.jpg

[Anthony]

ugh...Bermuda shorts....

that shot where she's dancing w/ that guy, though....i'd stick it in. cute ass.

[Cringer]

maybe she just has a sweating problem in that region....

[rkmsuf]

does that make it better?

[Cringer]

does that make it better?

I'm not sure. I will consult with Suicane and get back to you.

[HomerJSimpson]

Maybe she is just reeeeeal excited?

[rkmsuf]

told you she looked smelly

[Ksyrup]

That first picture, she looks like Courtney Love. Not a complement.

Except I bet she was feelin' Mississippi.... River.

[rkmsuf]

Guys pissing themselves onstage = cool

Girls pissing themselves onstage = uncool

This is one area in which women have made very little progress.

[Raiders Army]

Who said it was piss? Maybe it was that clear diarrhea.

[condors]

i thought this thread was going to be about possible replacements for Roy Keane

[Cringer]

i thought this thread was going to be about possible replacements for Roy Keane

Not unless Roy has a problem with continence.

[JeeberD]

Erm...I'm just gonna imagine that she was holding a sweaty water bottle between her legs before she went on stage.

[JeeberD]

Looks like Paris needs one as well...

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/6886/parishilton8il.jpg

[rkmsuf]

peeing your pants is hot

[Flasch186]

if peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis.

[RendeR]

I am obviously celebrity-deficient so...


Who the hell is "Fergie"? And why do we care if she's toasted and pees her pants on stage?

[rkmsuf]

man, you are one angry poster

serenity now, serenity now.

[RendeR]

Angry? WHo's angry? I'm simply apalled at the idea that anyone finds idiocy like this worthy of wiping their ass let alone actually paying attention to.

Open your curtains, turn off the game boy, step OUTSIDE the basement. There really is a real world and its not staged!

[rkmsuf]

Hey sizzle chest, don't waste your time here. Go solve world hunger then. This is beneath you.

[gottimd]

Hey sizzle chest, don't waste your time here. Go solve world hunger then. This is beneath you."the" ninny

[RendeR]

This is beneath everyone.


There, fixed that for you.

[rkmsuf]

There, fixed that for you.


You could be right but we are here!

[JeeberD]

Looks like Fergie owned up to it...

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has confessed to urinating on stage during a recent concert. The sexy singer said she had to douse herself with champagne in front of hundreds of Australian fans to disguise the fact

She is quoted by Scotland's Daily Record newspaper as saying: "I had a few drinks before going onstage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom

"We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know."

hxxp://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/75532004.htm

[rkmsuf]

Good work!

[Ksyrup]

I've read that "the" pic of this incident that made the rounds was taken in San Diego. Yet she's referring to an incident in Australia. And someone else claims that the same thing happened in Edinburgh, too. It appears we have a serial pisser.

[rkmsuf]

I've read that "the" pic of this incident that made the rounds was taken in San Diego. Yet she's referring to an incident in Australia. And someone else claims that the same thing happened in Edinburgh, too. It appears we have a serial pisser.


LOL!

[KWhit]

I guess this is a different gal than the Brit royal who did the Weight Watchers commercials.

If it's the same chick, Weight Watchers is the shit!

[Senator]

This is a crime against humanity...

It has me thinking though, "Can a pants pissing celebrity be called hot?"

Whamo, I have a franchise!

[MacroGuru]

Looks like Fergie owned up to it...



hxxp://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/75532004.htm
You missed this part under neath it all

" Meanwhile, Fergie is set to play a sexy stripper in hit TV show, 'The Sopranos' The blonde star, real name Stacy Ferguson, has landed a role in the sixth series of the show as a cop working undercover in Mafia owned strip club, Bad-a-Bing Filming for the show starts in New Jersey early next year

[Anthony]

i don't care, she's hot. we all have our flaws. some more noticeable than others.

[Ksyrup]

"We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know."


This is the current generation's "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" moment.

[Ksyrup]

You missed this part under neath it all

" Meanwhile, Fergie is set to play a sexy stripper in hit TV show, 'The Sopranos' The blonde star, real name Stacy Ferguson, has landed a role in the sixth series of the show as a cop working undercover in Mafia owned strip club, Bad-a-Bing Filming for the show starts in New Jersey early next year
Stellar casting. Mobsters have made me piss my pants, too.

[Anthony]

Stellar casting. Mobsters have made me piss my pants, too.

does this mean she's gonna get naked??? :confused: wow.

[rkmsuf]

Great, production is sure to be delayed.

Wardrobe!

[Desmond]

This excites me.

[sovereignstar]

Fergie needs a facelift.
http://the-dkbl.com/fergie.jpg

[Ksyrup]

Holy cripes! That looks like an even uglier Kirstie Alley!

Here's the rest of her comment:

"Somebody brought out these champagne bottles because it was the New Year, and I basically opened one up and squirted it all over myself, so nobody would notice.

"It was a very memorable Pea experience."

[Anthony]

i wish she'd lift her ass onto my face:

http://black.eyed.peas.free.fr/photos/photos_fergie2_html_fergie128.jpg

[sachmo71]

pretty much a butta face

[gottimd]

http://www.geocities.com/gottimd/Pics_and_Gifs/old-lady-hitit.jpg


Without a


http://www.uyseg.org/greener_industry/pages/vanillin/images/paper%20lunch%20bag%203.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

I had the biggest crush on her when she was on "Kids Incorporated."

[Desmond]

Shes got the abs of a young Terrell Owens, yummy.

[Desnudo]

Why didn't you open your mouth?

[Senator]

Shes got the abs of a young Terrell Owens, yummy.


I just threw up in my mouth.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Shes got the abs of a young Terrell Owens, yummy.
is that your final answer

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/206/fergohno6ax.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[MacroGuru]

is that your final answer

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/206/fergohno6ax.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

You just ruined it for me!!!

[Desmond]

Thats crisco disco right there.