BIG day today.

[Ben E Lou]

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[HomerJSimpson]

You're shooting J.R.?

[Ksyrup]

I don't want to see/know what SD is doing down there.

[Ben E Lou]

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[Ben E Lou]

Trouble is brewing for nasty oil man JR Ewing as he gets his just desserts in the most famous cliffhanger of all time in this episode from 1980.

JR has crossed just about every character in the show this season and has been at his evil best.

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Alan Beam arrives at JR's office escorted by dodgy cop Harry McSween. JR tells Alan he knows that he and Kristin planned to blackmail him. JR informs Alan that he has to get out of Dallas and he will never work there again. JR asks Harry "What's the penalty for rape?" Alan asks what JR is talking about. "That woman you raped a couple of months ago". "There is no woman" Alan replies.
"You got a woman yet Harry?" JR asks. "Blonde, Brunette or red head?" Harry replies. JR instructs Harry to throw Alan out

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Meanwhile Bobby states he has had enough of all the backstabbing by JR and that he and Pam will leave Southfork in the morning.

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At Alan is with Kristin at her apartment, Harry Mcsween bursts in with a warrant to arrest Kristen for prostitution - he tells them they have 24 hours to get out of Dallas.
"I'll kill, I swear I'll kill him" Kristen states
" Take a number, there are a few of us ahead of you" Alan replies

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Meanwhile JR plots to put Sue Ellen back in the Sanitarium. Vaughn then phones JR and threaten him.

"This is the last crooked deal you'll ever pull" Vaughn threatens

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Meanwhile back at Southfork Sue Ellen contemplates shooting JR. She grabs a gun and puts in her purse and heads out to see Dr Elby.

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Cliff visits Diggers grave and states that he has to stop JR for good. Sue Ellen visits Dr Elby and says that JR must be stopped . Just before she leaves she says:

"I want to tell you something Dr Elby. You have been right all along, I can't rely on anyone else to do what I have to do"

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At Ewing Oil JR sits alone in his office. The phone rings, he picks it up but the caller hangs up.

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An unseen figures arrives in the darkness at Ewing Oil, JR hears a noise and calls out "Who's there?". JR walks towards the door to leave his office to investigate.

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As JR leaves his office, 3 gunshots ring out and he falls to the floor...shot.

[Ben E Lou]

JR informs Alan that he has to get out of Dallas and he will never work there again. JR asks Harry "What's the penalty for rape?" Alan asks what JR is talking about. "That woman you raped a couple of months ago". "There is no woman" Alan replies.
"You got a woman yet Harry?" JR asks. "Blonde, Brunette or red head?" Harry replies. JR instructs Harry to throw Alan out.
This *might* be my favorite J.R. moment of all time.

[Tigercat]

Skydog is a big Dallas fan? Huh. You just never know.

[terpkristin]

I'd just like to say that my name is Kristin, and I was born in Dallas in 1979. Coincidence?

Yeah, mostly. Though my mom liked the name Kristin, not sure if she got it from the show...

/tk

[Tigercat]

My parents apparently talked to me extensively for the 9 months before I was born, calling me Kristin, certain I was a girl. (After surprising them at birth they named me Kevin, continueing the K theme.) Those bastards were trying to scar me even before birth. That useless information probably had nothing whatsoever to do with Dallas, however.

[Ksyrup]

Thanks to this thread, I decided to check for info on whether the next season of Columbo was being released (Seasons 1 & 2 have come out in the past year or so), and it just so happens that Season 3 is being released today! Now, if only the local Best Buy is carrying it...

[Ben E Lou]

Skydog is a big Dallas fan? Huh. You just never know.
http://www.solecismic.com/jr.jpg

[Swaggs]

http://www.solecismic.com/jr.jpg


I'll bite.

Why is a picture of SkyDog, in a cowboy hat, hosted on Solecismic's site?

[dacman]

Front Office Texas Oil Baron?????

[Cringer]

http://www.solecismic.com/jr.jpg

That is some scary stuff. :(

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

http://www.solecismic.com/jr.jpg
That smile is not evil enough.

[JediKooter]

http://www.solecismic.com/jr.jpg


Were you in a Burger King commercial a while back playing guitar and singing?

:D

[stevew]

I'll bite.

Why is a picture of SkyDog, in a cowboy hat, hosted on Solecismic's site?
Front Office J.R.?

[WSUCougar]

I'll bite.

Why is a picture of SkyDog, in a cowboy hat, hosted on Solecismic's site?
The patriotic undies one can't get past the firewall?

[DanGarion]

I saw the South Fork ranch last week while I was Wylie, TX. For those that don't know it's the ranch/house that was used for the external shots.

[korme]

Haha I actually read that entire post about the episode where JR got shot. For some reason I was interested even though I didn't know any of the characters or anything like that. Heh.

[Solecismic]

I'll bite.

Why is a picture of SkyDog, in a cowboy hat, hosted on Solecismic's site?

No idea why he wanted that picture released to the public. I had to bribe several players on the Tucker High football team to get it. I was sure he'd do anything to keep it quiet.

[hukarez]

I'll bite.

Why is a picture of SkyDog, in a cowboy hat, hosted on Solecismic's site?
"Erroneous! Erroneous!!"

I didn't see a cowboy hat, just a picture of him wearing a 'I Love Midget Porn' shirt! Where's the hat?!

[hhiipp]

Skydog <3's midget porn, noone is suprised.

[Swaggs]

"Erroneous! Erroneous!!"

I didn't see a cowboy hat, just a picture of him wearing a 'I Love Midget Porn' shirt! Where's the hat?!

It is only a memory now.

[Maple Leafs]

Haha I actually read that entire post about the episode where JR got shot. For some reason I was interested even though I didn't know any of the characters or anything like that. Heh.
It was a huge letdown when you found out the baby did it.

[Tigercat]

Even more so to find out the whole show was a dream of Bob Newhart.

[Ben E Lou]

They killed off Kristin after only two seasons. I'd forgotten how much of a complete and total bitch she was. Man, that chick was evil. It was always great to see her get her come-uppance, like the time Alan Beam sent a hooker over to make a delivery to JR. Kristin sat at her desk outside his office for several hours while JR, "thanked" Beam's delivery girl. The look on her face when JR and his latest tramp was priceless.

Of course, this season also has one of the most vicious lines J.R. ever delivered:

{at the end of a fight between JR and Sue Ellen, as he gets his hat and is about to leave Southfork}

SUE ELLEN: Tell me, J.R., which slut are you going to stay with tonight?
J.R.: What difference does it make? Whoever it is, she'll be more interesting than the slut I'm lookin' at right now.

[Ben E Lou]

Got season four now. Very sad to see Jim Davis obviously going downhill as the season progresses. All of his lines in his last two episodes are delivered sitting down. We miss you, Jock and Jim.